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AeroChild wrote:

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having to edit out all of Lila's shit
cause SOA is too busy embroidering his new manties

ZWHAAAA??? News to me. Yet another poison arrow pierces my bosom.

I heard PeePee's cries of yearning from afar, so of course I came running. Let it be said that I at least try my best to play up to every preconceived notion about me on this here forum.

The drama surrounding the loss of my threadstarting abilities is well-documented. It is an atrocity of injustice that you will all realise in time, much like whenever a South American dictator dies and various killing fields and such are uncovered.

Like all unwanted changes in life it was a bitter pill to swallow. I spent many a night ranting at whoever crossed my path on my way to the pharmacy and liquor store. It got ugly real quick. But now, I have grown to accept my burden. My posts will now be of the most frustratingly inane sort and will no doubt transform themselves into black holes of suck. I have been studying the work of the board dinosaurs in order to master this underappreciated skill, though I will not name who as that would be tacky.

My brilliance shall have to be dimmed and it is not I who will suffer but you, dearest OT, who shall live to regret the day you made Anti an admin as he is the most humourless SOB I have ever come across. Think of me now as Prince Hal cavorting amongst the drunks (still looking for a Falstaff PM me). This is not a tragedy, this is merely life in all its wonderful impermanence.


IT IS FINISHED.