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Random Musings:

- Judges - wow, apparently all of the judges have so much glorious shit going on that they couldn't show up? Instead we get the poof who looks like the keyboard player from Nelson, some Ninagarcia lite and some chick who style Angelina Jolie and apparently no one else. This seemed like a throwaway episode - design closed for some emaciated ugly hags from the turnip truck and try to make their ugly little fried egg titties look good. Blatant attempt to try to promote that Models of the Runway show.

- Heidi - sweet Odin's beard, she gets hotter every day. She may be passing Kate Beckinsale as the milfiest milf of all milfs. She's equally cute and hot. Much love for her and I love her 'I see you on the runway', not 'I'll see you', but 'I see you' and I love when she talks about tits.

- Tits - everyone except Althea's model has horrible tits. I know I know - it's the 'model body', but not one of these chicks has ANY muscle tone - they are just skinny. And when they are that skinny, it makes their hips look wide (Epperson's chick) - it's creepy. Which brings us to Althea.

- Althea - sweet lord she has a great rack. Seriously, that shit is on display front and center. Nice that we get to see her pretty titties every week. I'm sick of looking at %$+!$'s plunging American Apparel v necks and their bony hairless chests. I like her big rack. Oh, but her teeth are fucked up. She looks like Kirsten Dunst - tits and all. But I'm sure Althea's tits don't hang down to her knees like Dunst's do.

- Qrystal - bummer, but now she can go to the other side of the island and be with Bernard. Hopefully Jack, Sawyer and Syed will get the radio working with the help of the French woman.

- Logan - he actually looks more like one of the fruity models on the other show versus a designer, but he dresses like Moby.

- Irina - there is something weird and hot about her at the same time. Her nose is very wide but she's quite hot.

- Carol Hannah - I liked hers - thought it was the best. Actually, her and the ugly tranny Czech chick. Althea's was good but it looked too casual to me. Carol Hannah's looked like that girl wanted to be noticed and have someone break her off.

- Tim - again, I know Tim is some sort of deity ranking just about Kathy Griffin and Jim J Bullock on this board, but isn't his act getting a little tired? Again, he works for Liz Claiborne. As I said earlier, the Liz Claiborne brand is to high fashion what Applebee's is to fine dining. He says the same shit every episode: 'Designers, may I have your attention please'. 'You have 30 minutes to caucus' - seriously, who the fuck says 'caucus'? 'I'm sending your models in'. 'The Loreal Paris Makeup room and the Garnier Hair Salon'. 'Use the Bluefly Macy's accessory wall thoughtfully'

- The rest - all blended into the woodwork. So, this episode was all about Heidi's hotness and Althea's titties and I ain't mad about that.

seaguy wrote:

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spragenspelt wrote:

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Epperson's random sympathetic edit was perplexing for someone not winning or going home. Hrmm.

I think that means we'll be hearing this from him again in a future episode.

Whew for Logan. I SO wanted Johnny to go home. I thought he was a douche the first week but then kind of fell by the wayside, but I'm back to hating the douche. He can go anytime please.

I think they keep showing that because no one on Earth believes that Epperson is straight. Including his family.

Evidence:

- Fashion Designer - check
- One name - check
- One name is Epperson - check

But again, I've been wondering what Bobby McFerrin has been up to. Epperson, don't cry. Don't worry, be happy.

Separated at birth - you tell me which is which