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one of the jurors is bound to ask a pointless question to determine how to vote for the F2. i could see it being something like, "The t.v. character, Ally McBeal, had a theme song. Sing yours and tell me why I should give a damn." I would love to hear that come out of Ruscle's mouth.

anybody want to help plan/visualize nasty's wedding? could she get jessie to be a bridesmaid along with chima and maggot? she'll probably have the nuptials at the TKD studio and wear a $99 dollar bridal gown that will have pit stains and reek of crotch-rot, but those are from her trying it on to begin with. she'll probably steal her bouquet from a nearby cemetery, hell, maybe she'll dig up a corpse for something borrowed or blue. she'll walk down the aisle with Beck's "Loser" playing to a stunned group of three guests not knowing if the song represents the bride, the groom, or the couple. the ceremony will be brief so jason can't change his mind and run like hell. more than likely, he will taste the slop on her breath from BB since she doesn't bother to brush her teeth, when they seal their union with a kiss. following the wedding, the duo will arrive to the reception in a lemon from the dealership, courtesy of gnat's dad. he is horrified of the couple's arrival since he cut the brakes himself in hopes they would die. when jason goes to retrieve the garter, he finds ________________ (fill in the blank) under her dress and dies of shock. jessie pops out of the wedding cake like a stripper and the two ride off into the sunset of the Mojave. once they are swallowed whole by rattlesnakes, the puked back out because they are too vile for feeding.

i laughed at the thought of having cbs pay for the wedding like abc did for the bachelorette, trista. who the hell would tune into natalie's wedding? it would probably be as unloving and awkward as the proposal. i seriously doubt a stylist of any kind could make that bitch handsome enough for the big day.