Unimpressed redheads are the greatest contestants of all time. Samoa is already a failure because of their absence 
Redhead and her translator for S20 <3
Redhead and her translator for S20 <3
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Rupert guest stars in ep. 5 of Survivor Israel 3
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Posts: 11130 (09/16/09 07:31 AM) Registered User |
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Marrible |
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Posts: 164 (09/16/09 08:01 AM) |
A Dying Clown wrote:ROFL at the avi. Love the unimpressed redhead.<3 
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JaniTholeMyDolly |
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Posts: 9369 (09/16/09 12:18 PM) Dicked....by Evel that is
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Mega64 wrote:
I like how he talked to them like they were kids. I guess they will somehow understand English if he just uses less words. And how will they vote him out? At every tribal Rupert will have to ask "is that me?" when the votes come up. Unless they just draw a cave-man looking figure on the parchment. |
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Posts: 9370 (09/16/09 12:34 PM) Dicked....by Evel that is
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babystewie04 wrote:That's the funniest thing I have read all day.
Can you translate more? |
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Posts: 2595 (09/16/09 12:36 PM) Registered user |
Yael FTW just based on her reactions to Rupert alone. Plus, her intro shot in the opening credits is epic. I'd love to have an avatar of her intro, her
unimpressed confessional about Rupert (a la A Dying Clown) and the Survivor Israel logo... I mean, if anyone has the time.
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snowboarders only |
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Posts: 6486 (09/16/09 01:02 PM) Registered User |
LOVE your avatar, ADC
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Posts: 64 (09/16/09 03:05 PM) Registered user |
That's the funniest thing I have read all day. I can try, I just wish I had the full episode, more funny stuff ahead... There was that part when bitchy-Yael started trash talking Rupert's exaggerated All-American style of speech. that came after her tribe lost the challenge and lost Rupert as a reward, thus claiming that she felt relieved Rupert went to the other tribe..
Anyway, to those who wondered - Rupert didn't stay very long (thank heavens), he went home harassing innocent tourists at Philippino resort just before immunity challenge, so nobody had to vote his hairy ass off. |
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Posts: 34 (09/16/09 07:00 PM) |
Just watched this again and can't get over how laughable it all is.
You have a pathetic crybaby who finished in 8th-place, built a crappy shelter that got flooded, and looks like a Chia Pet on LSD giving people advice on how to succeed at Survivor. Really? After finishing in 8th place, are you really in a position to be telling people what to do to succeed at this game? And was I the only one hoping he'd chop off one or both arms by accident while swinging his machete through the trees during his introduction? |
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Posts: 816 (09/16/09 07:38 PM) |
ROAR!!!
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Christmas Ape |
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Posts: 77 (09/16/09 08:16 PM) Registered user |
Bubba4life wrote: Cancer Returns This hyperlink better work.. Christmas Ape |
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Posts: 4350 (09/17/09 03:47 PM) Registered User |
Poopert has reached a new low.
And another thing: I'm assuming those subtitles are Hebrew, so if the host is also speaking Hebrew, why are they required?
Last Edited By: jgabler
09/17/09 03:54 PM.
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A Dying Clown |
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Posts: 11150 (09/18/09 07:52 AM) Registered User |
Unimpressed Marisa should have taken survival tips from Unimpressed Redhead
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Posts: 2734 (09/18/09 08:53 PM) Registered user |
You know I had almost forgotten how insufferable and full of himself Rupert really is after all the special treatment production has given him. He's going
to be a nightmare on All Stars 2.
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JaniTholeMyDolly |
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Posts: 9411 (09/18/09 09:11 PM) Dicked....by Evel that is
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babystewie04 wrote:
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Posts: 9412 (09/18/09 09:56 PM) Dicked....by Evel that is
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HoldenCaulfield wrote:No, you're not the only one. And you're right- someone that finished 8th place has no business giving people advise. And that shelter debacle was just embarrasing- he almost killed his tribe with that dumb shit. I never got the whole "Rupert Fan Craze" thing. I even remember CBS having commerials about him and thinking "what the fuck with this roaring guy?" Then he got a million dollars for roaring?! I don't get it. |
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Posts: 2057 (09/18/09 10:16 PM) |
Oh gosh this is like America's Next Top Model
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Posts: 13802 (09/19/09 08:43 PM) Registered user |
Wow, Rupert is playing a charicature of himself. Hilarious.
-SJ™ |
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Posts: 946 (09/20/09 12:24 AM) |
vom
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Posts: 221 (09/20/09 02:07 AM) |
All I can think of is GRoupert sitting at the table when he won the Food Challenge and he was
dictating who got what. Be is a complete slob and must have sucked down 20 Beers. GRoupert was such a smart player to let Rob & Amber stay in the Game...... NOT ! He was not a very good player, he only won with the Sympathy Vote because so many people felt sorry for him. His "Home Alone" scream (Roar) is his trademark, along with his seaweed beard filled with crabs and other unusual crustacean parasites. He is a walking Flu-Shot with badly lice larvae that would fill any petri dish with one scrape of a dirty fingernail. Planktonic sea lice multiply in his body hair from constant salt water bathing. And the Drool that dribbles down his beard while kissing his wife in front of Big Tom rivals any Komodo Dragon salivating over a rotting carcass. In other words, He Humms. |
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Posts: 4357 (09/20/09 02:13 AM) Registered User |
I actually hope he is on S20, because by now I'm sure everyone else is tired of his antics, so he may well be the first one off.
I'd love to see him cry like a bitch if that happened - even though EPMB would dream up some way to get him back in. 
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