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Welcome to Season 2 of Survivor: Russhole.
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Posts: 11453 (09/17/09 08:27 PM) Registered User |
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Riliss |
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Posts: 5309 (09/17/09 08:28 PM) Ugly on the inside |
Hey, I'd take a couple million bucks to be 5'5".
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Mega64 |
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Posts: 11454 (09/17/09 08:29 PM) Registered User |
You'd think a guy with that much money wouldn't be so desperate to make an ass of himself on national TV.
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Yeaster |
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Posts: 7167 (09/17/09 08:34 PM) Registered User |
JVJrule wrote:Fuck. Yes. I found Corrine's desperation to be noticed ultra pathetic and this douche is no different. I hate "villains" who do stupid and mean crap just to do it, without any reason or (delusional) justifications for their actions. They just want to "top" other villains from past seasons, especially since Probst is so quick to shout "BEST __________ EVER!" these days. To me, it's not fun. There's no real passion there. It looks and feels fake, fabricated and contrived. The best villains will always be the delusional ones who don't know they're villains, so everything you're seeing is 100% real (by "reality" TV standards, anyways). |
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Phukdis |
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Posts: 411 (09/17/09 08:36 PM) Registered User |
His "dumbass girl alliance" is all in his head. All he has is "secret" two people alliances that work great in situations like tonight. If
Marisa had mentioned about Russell having an alliance with her, then proceeded to be talking to everyone but her-the jig would be up and all of the other girls
would realize they were being played. Marisa doesn't do that because she thinks that if she can make it, she wants to keep that so-called alliance to
herself. Not bad strategy for surviving the opening boot, but if Russell expects to go very far in this game, he better have a whole lot more strategic moves
to make. The emptying of the canteens and burning socks was just plain stupid, had ANYONE spotted that, he would be out at the next vote, they might even blow
a challenge to get him out.
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dashbrdparadise |
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Posts: 1179 (09/17/09 08:44 PM) I don't get |
The worst thing about him is that every time a conflict occurs, he's going to act like it's all part of his masterplan even if it has nothing to do
with him.
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Charybdis Too |
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Posts: 24 (09/17/09 08:49 PM) I don't get |
I actually started out willing to root him on, but after having him shoved at us for 3/4 of the show, I'm over it. He's not nearly the laughable
douchebag that Coach was.
Combination of Cappy and Nastalie, strutting around taking credit for everything and lying his ass off for no good reason...I think I feel some HATE coming on. |
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Posts: 2003 (09/17/09 08:55 PM) |
Charybdis Too wrote:I agree Charybdis, I thought from previews he'd be entertaining but too much bad Russell right off the bat and I don't like someone who imagines a dog dying in his lie. Go ahead, lie about Katrina but why kill off the dog ! At least Fairplay only lied about his grandmother -sheesh ! |
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star jumper |
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Posts: 43954 (09/17/09 09:01 PM) I'm an ugly Yeti King |
They are mistaking biggest villain with biggest joke.
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Licorice |
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Posts: 2307 (09/17/09 09:28 PM) |
What I want to know is, how come NOBODY ASKED WHO DRANK/DUMPED OUT ALL THE WATER! Or did they all just forget that they had water in their canteens before they
went to sleep. Morons.
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Phantom Nut Syndrome |
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Posts: 1426 (09/17/09 09:32 PM) Registered user |
Russell secretly wears little girl pants.
And has a wig with long blond curls. Or, at some point he will break down and cry but it will be a ruse, or WILL it be? |
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JaniTholeMyDolly |
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Posts: 9377 (09/17/09 09:35 PM) Dicked....by Evel that is
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His firefighter lie was born from the fact that he worships the midget BB6 Cappy.
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StarRider |
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Posts: 20951 (09/17/09 09:38 PM) |
Dude is a serial killer.
He's gonna be arrested for questioning as soon as the plane touches down |
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dashbrdparadise |
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Posts: 1187 (09/17/09 09:41 PM) I don't get |
Seriously, he reminds me of this guy on 48 hours. Inbred serial killer for realz, y'all.
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quietsurvivorfan |
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Posts: 17803 (09/17/09 09:44 PM) Registered user |
HOw is is good strategy to make your tribe miserable with their conditions pre-merge? Isn't the first half of survivor all about maintaining a numbers
advantage prior to the merge? I completely fail to understand this tool's strategy.
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Nods |
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Posts: 6256 (09/17/09 09:45 PM) Registered User |
I just want to know which one of our fraus is married to Russell (my money is totally on SA)
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PAPAYOKE |
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Posts: 21443 (09/17/09 09:54 PM) Registered user |
I can appreciate a good villain/mastermind, but I hope every confessional from this gasbag isn't going to be "hahahahaha. I have the power!"
Don't really understand how causing your tribe to self-destruct pre-merge is a winning strategy, but I'll stick around for now.
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Phantom Nut Syndrome |
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Posts: 1430 (09/17/09 09:55 PM) Registered user |
Russ was molested as a child, so we should all just understand why he is the way he is, next week on a very special "Survivor"
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HaroldBalzaccio |
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Posts: 7389 (09/17/09 09:58 PM) Registered user |
Yeaster wrote: He wants to break down every single one of his competitors (starting with his own tribe) while simultaneously pulling a Highdick by promising each a shot at F2. Keeping them uncomfortable and at each other's throats while working his ass off around camp and in challenges, and making each "teammate" feel like he's their best friend, is a valid strategy. It's not only valid, it fucking rules. |
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MsJulieR |
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Posts: 6102 (09/17/09 09:59 PM) Registered User |
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