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How is Mike NOT the weakest?
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How is Mike NOT the weakest? |
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Posts: 1489 (09/17/09 08:49 PM) Registered user |
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 Zesty66 |
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Posts: 1653 (09/17/09 08:50 PM) |
X. Plz be out next week </3
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robbiefan |
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Posts: 5256 (09/17/09 08:51 PM) Registered user |
He couldn't even keep his eyes on his own team. Old fuck HATE!
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The Great King Piggy |
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Posts: 52 (09/17/09 08:51 PM) |
You are a sizest and I am deeply offended.
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Posts: 5803 (09/17/09 08:53 PM) Registered User |
he can swim probably
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The Great King Piggy |
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Posts: 53 (09/17/09 08:53 PM) |
Us big-bones are usually the best in the wild.
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The Purple Parrot |
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Posts: 11317 (09/17/09 08:53 PM) Registered user |
The way he stood there holding that puzzle piece while that other chick was like "GIVE ME THAT" was the epitome of STRONG.
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Mikester |
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Posts: 7050 (09/17/09 08:53 PM) |
He just stood there while they were doing the puzzle.
He clearly had less to offer than Ashley or Marisa. 
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spragenspelt |
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Posts: 3800 (09/17/09 08:54 PM) Registered User |
I die a little inside each time they show him and his gigantic gut. His gut was bigger than the first boot.
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Hippochinfat |
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Posts: 115 (09/17/09 08:55 PM) |
If you were the weakest, would you be like "Yeah guys, I'm the weakest, vote me out."
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TequilaVaquero |
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Posts: 4450 (09/17/09 08:57 PM) Registered User |
I think he is going strictly off, I can pick up more than the girls.
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The Great King Piggy |
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Posts: 55 (09/17/09 08:57 PM) |
You guys are fucking pathetic. Fattest is the strongest.
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Torchflame |
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Posts: 620 (09/17/09 09:22 PM) |
Hippochinfat wrote:Yeah, but if you are the weakest(like him); you wouldn't use the excuse, "Let's vote off the weakest one". |
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Licorice |
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Posts: 2305 (09/17/09 09:22 PM) |
How in the hell did he climb those A-frames??? |
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rennyat |
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Posts: 2565 (09/17/09 09:24 PM) |
What was up with his belly-love? I didn't get that. Is he from N.O? If so, that just might hurt the midget.
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JaniTholeMyDolly |
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Posts: 9376 (09/17/09 09:33 PM) Dicked....by Evel that is
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I like his racist "afro-americans can't swim" bullshit. First of all, you fat fucking tub of lard, we stopped using the term
"afro-american" about 40 years ago. Second of all, it's fat-asses like you that can't swim. Third of all, judging what someone can and
can't do based on skin color is the very essence of prejudice and someone that is 80 years old, like yourself, should know better.
In closing, he's an old, fat, bearded pig of human who stinks like rotten ass and should fucking die. Hopefully Russel hacks off one of his legs, cooks it up, tells the tribe he found a giant chicken leg and they all feast. |
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mundo446 |
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Posts: 1449 (09/17/09 09:37 PM) Registered user |
Great logic by him. "Hey guys lets vote off the weakest person! No not me, Im the SECOND weakest. Boot me second or third".
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JaniTholeMyDolly |
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Posts: 9379 (09/17/09 09:40 PM) Dicked....by Evel that is
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mundo446 wrote: He's so weak he stood there by the puzzle board staring up at the sky! One of the girls grabbed his puzzle piece and he was startled. Plus they had to haul his fat ass up every triangle block thingy. I hate this guy. My only hope is SA hates him so we can bash him mercilessly until his dumb, racist ass is booted into obscurity. This thread is 100% accurate- HOW IS HE *NOT* THE WEAKEST?! They get rid of Claire Daines stunt double and keep this wizard-beard motherfucker? |
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Kirblar |
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Posts: 8271 (09/17/09 09:40 PM) Registered user |
JaniTholeMyDolly wrote:To be fair, even the black guy who COULD swim was shocked to be selected for a swimming challenge. 
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RobVanStratus |
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Posts: 9199 (09/17/09 09:52 PM) Registered User |
Uh if Mike was solving the puzzle, he wasn't going over the A-frames. The 6 runners did that and the 4 puzzle solvers waited at the end.
Not that I'm defending him, because he was useless tonight and I expected them to boot him. But you can't really insult him for part of a challenge he didn't participate in. |
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JaniTholeMyDolly |
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Posts: 9383 (09/17/09 09:54 PM) Dicked....by Evel that is
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RobVanStratus wrote:I am going to anyway!!! Fuck you Mike! In the swimming challenge you sucked ass and were the fucking slowest person EVER!!!! How do you like them apples? |
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