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blistering		#441	[-]
Posts: 6405 (09/18/09 5:48 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	SuperJude wrote: I can't say I felt it was scripted, but I certainly felt since he applied and all through casting he has made it very clear that he intends to be "that guy" so that production is fully aware they need to keep the cameras on Russel as he will do crazy things and try to sabotage his tribe. Yeah all that mugging for the camera had that "Hey guys, are you filming? Remember that suff I told you about? Well, here I go!" feel to it. And fucking Probst... he should be blogging.."So.. what do you guys think? Can Russel measure up to the great Survivor villains? Do you think he will provide entertainment this season? How do you like him?" not "Russell is greatness. End of story."
tdugan333		#442	[-]
Posts: 11701 (09/18/09 5:51 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	They blew their wad on Russell during the billion and one promos showing all his "dastardly deeds" before the show even aired which is stupid. Probst isn't helping with his didn't your jaw drop? crap.
frisbeehead		#443	[-]
Posts: 16952 (09/18/09 6:10 PM) Make it a funny one! Reply Quote More Recent Posts	They'll up the ante next season and have a paroled murderer on the show.
RoadKill242		#444	[-]
Posts: 84 (09/18/09 6:27 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	The Russell/Buck Angel thing is going to give me nightmares for a while.
celticlm	Who knows	#445	[-]
Posts: 1 (09/18/09 7:45 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	They say he's in the oil business and is a millionaire but he lies so much who really knows? I think he's someone's brother in law from the show and is on some kind of prison inmate release program. I can only imagine the conversation, "look if you don't put my brother in law on the show he's going to come live with us, and thats intolerable! He'll probably kill us in our sleep." "Oh ok, we'll put him on our show, people will love him." Yeah, don't love him, can't stand him, don't want to see him, or think about him. Who was I talking about again? Nuff said.
Mega64		#446	[-]
Posts: 11466 (09/18/09 10:03 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Editing dipshits ruining another season with their ineptitude. Lynne Spillman ruining another season with her shitty casting. Jeff Probst ruining another season with his endless cocksucking of stupid fucks. All of them contributing to this fake piece of shit whoring up camera time, talking over twice as much as everyone else with his moronic strategies and pathetic attempts to be noticed, and in a 20-person season to boot where half the cast is ignored. Ugh. It's not just Russell's presence that's ruining the season, it's the casting, the editing, Probst's mouth. It was apparent with Ben Wade, and it's just further shown here. Little wonder this show's going down the shitter ratings-wise and quality-wise. Survivor is dead. Cancel this shit before it becomes a living joke like Big Brother.
Bubba4life		#447	[-]
Posts: 948 (09/18/09 11:28 PM) OMEDETO, CATHY!! Reply Quote More Recent Posts	star jumper wrote: SuperJude wrote: Us Kids Know wrote: some bullshit Yet another formerly amusing Suckster has turned into the boring piece of shit I always knew they were. Kudos, dumbfuck. Harrold, you didn't even read this thread judging by your response. Typical. One decent ep and all the retarded kids come out to play. Go Survivor! He rapes puppies, what more reason do you need to hate him? -SJ™ UKK was never amusing. A VERY big Red X.
arcticjim68		#448	[-]
Posts: 7092 (09/18/09 11:29 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	SuperJude wrote: Yep, it really is that easy! Well played. But I still think you're a fuckstick.
JaniTholeMyDolly		#449	[-]
Posts: 9421 (09/18/09 11:39 PM) Dicked....by Evel that is Reply Quote More Recent Posts	SuperJude wrote: Before I head off to work I wanted to post this: tuggitawah That is exactly what Russel said. tuggitawah "To get what I want" How do they let these people get rich? Texans wonder why we laugh at the stereotype and...here it is! lulz -SJ™ Maybe Russell got his riches like Jed Clampet. One day he was shootin at sum food and up through the ground came a bubblin' crude. Oil that is....black gold........Texas Tea.
Utopian		#450	[-]
Posts: 6438 (09/18/09 11:50 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	If the guy is going to pick fights only with the women, then he's nothing but a wanker. If he takes on some of the guys, then maybe he'll walk the talk. As for Probst's high praise of this character, ole Jeff is easily impressed.
gaby		#451	[-]
Posts: 76 (09/19/09 12:23 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I hope they blindside his ass. What a fucking asshole.
JohnnyK		#452	[-]
Posts: 112 (09/19/09 12:34 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I would like to see Hantz voted out fifth or sixth or something. Not in the next couple episodes (because there are some others I'd like to see go earlier), but I don't want him to make the merge. I honestly don't even see him making it that far. I don't think his tribemates are as stupid as he may think they are. Last Edited By: JohnnyK 09/19/09 12:38 AM. Edited 1 times.
SuperJude		#453	[-]
Posts: 13749 (09/19/09 7:07 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	arcticjim68 wrote: Well played. But I still think you're a fuckstick. Oh snap! I didn't know it was Ancient Internet Insult Saturday! In that case, FOAD fucktard! Can we go back to the 90's for our next round, please? It is indeed good to see the reasons we have to dislike Survivor have been boiled down. Spillman. Probst. Editing. The are all, oddly, positions which could be replaced. Even, or especially, Probst. If Leno can replace Carson then you bet your motherfucking ass somebody could replace boring ass Probst and his 3 responses to anything. Back to Russel.. So we think he is most likely to rape another male castaway vs female and that Ben would be his most likely rapefuck? -SJ™
SPunKeeMonKee		#454	[-]
Posts: 12423 (09/19/09 7:12 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	^ It's not rape if they're willing Ben is Russhole's bitch.
SuperJude		#455	[-]
Posts: 13753 (09/19/09 7:53 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	They could come the closest to the rape scene in Deliverance of any Survivor contestants to date. How knows, maybe Russel is more the Power Bottom type when it comes to men? I wish Russel could post, I am curious if when raping animals, does he have a preference? Are there like gay and straight animal rapist or does being an animal rapist define you as sort of bi-sexual when it comes to raping other species? -SJ™
Mrpoopypants		#456	[-]
Posts: 2875 (09/19/09 8:22 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	frisbeehead wrote: They'll up the ante next season and have a paroled murderer on the show. aLOL
Apprentice Talker		#457	[-]
Posts: 10292 (09/19/09 8:31 AM) WRP Official Spokesperson Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Evil Russhell looks like a convicted murderer serving in prison.
YCS94		#458	[-]
Posts: 25 (09/19/09 9:17 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Russel H is gonna be bambozzled sooner or later, just like richard hatch in all stars.
Libra is a Whore Slut Skank		#459	[-]
Posts: 1162 (09/19/09 9:39 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Contributing to the hate. The editors couldn't delete a few of his confessionals but cut the intro instead?
SuperJude		#460	[-]
Posts: 13761 (09/19/09 10:00 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	But Russel is IMPORTANT to them! I honestly think they think we were stupid, that Coachbag was a GREAT character and this is their chance to really show what casting can do. Let's guess that Russel is also on S20? -SJ™

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