I'll do a rundown for each season.
Borneo:
Probably Sean. I would probably vote the same way he did since it was the first Survivor ever.
I could see myself changing my retarded strategy, though and align myself with Rich and Rudy.
The Australian Outback:
I would be the big outcast. So, i'd say Kel. I wouldn't make myself as suspicious or waste my time trying to catch fish, though.
Africa:
Tough, between Brendan and Ethan. Don't see myself winning, but I think i'd be able to crack the final 5-ish that season.
Marquesas:
Probably John? I would not fit among bible-humpers.
Thailand:
Seriously, no one. Maybe a less brainless version of Jed.
The Amazon:
Probably Daniel, I would not be as useless but i'd butt-heads with Roger.
Pearl Islands:
Probably a more useful Skinny Ryan.
Vanuatu:
I'd be the least athletic one of the younger guys = First boot, Brook.
Palau:
Not sure about this one. Ian, maybe?
Guatemala:
Tough one, a more masculine version of Brian.
Panama:
Probably Aras. Wouldn't win, though.
Cook Islands:
I'd probably be a Latino version of Brad. Only with a better gameplay and wouldn't make my tribe distrust me like he did.
Fiji:
Oh boy. A less douchier Mookie.
China:
A combination of Frosti and Todd. Those two would be a perfect combination of how I'd probably play the game.
If any, I could probably win this season.
Micronesia:
None. All the fans were way too dumb. Maybe Ozzy? Not as athletic, but i'd fall for Amanda. Who wouldn't?
Gabon:
Probably Kenny, only not as geeky or deceptive.
Tocantins:
Either Spencer or Stephen, I could make the final 2 but wouldn't win.
I'd try to get rid of JT before the final 3.
Samoa:
Eh... Brett?
















