What would you do for a friend?
What if your friend was outnumbered and in trouble? Would you go the extra mile to help them? Would you set them free?
It's a heartwarming tale (or tail... lol, get it?) of an amazing epic adventure of a lifetime, or something. A beautiful creature, trapped on a reality TV show, where she and her tribemates win challenges by screwing up less than the other tribe, and are forced to live in harsh brutal camp conditions, where they have to ration their food and only get 10 cups of rice and 40 bananas each per day!!
Struggling with social adversity, where the other creatures / people / things do yoga and wear bikinis, poor Shambo eagerly awaits her escape.
Her mean, nasty, evil tribemates and captors criticize everything she does!
Laura: "The good news is - you'll never believe this - there are fish in the ocean! Like duh. Shambo lost our snorkel mask, fishing spear, fishing poles, flippers, flint, firewood, tribal council torches, tribe banner, Kelly, pots and pans, Brett, blankets and pillows, and plasma TV while trying to catch a fish. Stupid idiot. She's done."
Poor Shambo keeps working soooo hard while her tribemates sit around and do yoga.
Shambo: "Yo Jeff, my tribe sucks."
Jeff: "srsly."
Shambo: "The only reason they've won all those challenges is because of me. I'm so cool, my hairstyle rocks, I'm smart and witty, and I'm by far the hottest creature on my tribe. They're gonna vote me out first, for sure. Guaranteed."
Jeff: "Oh crap. Promotions. Older non-Californian lady who talks. Sympathy. Ratings. Fills slot to supplement already pathetic female cast for Survivor 20. Let me talk to production. I'm sure we can rig this season more than we already have to help Russell H."
Shambo: "k."
Tune in to watch all the crazy twists and turns Mark Burnett will pull out of his ass to get Shambo onto a new tribe where she can swim free and thrive! Watch her stumble ass-backwards into a final 4 spot (thanks, CBS!) and become the ultimate Fan Favorite!!
You want even more?
Be sure to tune in to hear a killer soundtrack, featuring a hit theme song by Michael Jackson (posthumously).
What if your friend was outnumbered and in trouble? Would you go the extra mile to help them? Would you set them free?
It's a heartwarming tale (or tail... lol, get it?) of an amazing epic adventure of a lifetime, or something. A beautiful creature, trapped on a reality TV show, where she and her tribemates win challenges by screwing up less than the other tribe, and are forced to live in harsh brutal camp conditions, where they have to ration their food and only get 10 cups of rice and 40 bananas each per day!!
Struggling with social adversity, where the other creatures / people / things do yoga and wear bikinis, poor Shambo eagerly awaits her escape.
Her mean, nasty, evil tribemates and captors criticize everything she does!
Laura: "The good news is - you'll never believe this - there are fish in the ocean! Like duh. Shambo lost our snorkel mask, fishing spear, fishing poles, flippers, flint, firewood, tribal council torches, tribe banner, Kelly, pots and pans, Brett, blankets and pillows, and plasma TV while trying to catch a fish. Stupid idiot. She's done."
Poor Shambo keeps working soooo hard while her tribemates sit around and do yoga.
Shambo: "Yo Jeff, my tribe sucks."
Jeff: "srsly."
Shambo: "The only reason they've won all those challenges is because of me. I'm so cool, my hairstyle rocks, I'm smart and witty, and I'm by far the hottest creature on my tribe. They're gonna vote me out first, for sure. Guaranteed."
Jeff: "Oh crap. Promotions. Older non-Californian lady who talks. Sympathy. Ratings. Fills slot to supplement already pathetic female cast for Survivor 20. Let me talk to production. I'm sure we can rig this season more than we already have to help Russell H."
Shambo: "k."
Tune in to watch all the crazy twists and turns Mark Burnett will pull out of his ass to get Shambo onto a new tribe where she can swim free and thrive! Watch her stumble ass-backwards into a final 4 spot (thanks, CBS!) and become the ultimate Fan Favorite!!
You want even more?
Be sure to tune in to hear a killer soundtrack, featuring a hit theme song by Michael Jackson (posthumously).
The album also features other great performances by music stars like:
Aras Buskouskouskouskous
Michelle Chase
Sekou Bunch
Scout
Pick up your copy today. And get a box of tissues and barfbag ready for the greatest adventure of your life.
