Carboys Desire wrote:
38?!?!?!!!!
She looks 48!
Bitch wishes she only looked 48. I'm older than that and don't have half the lines, bags, or wrinkles this bitch has, and all without aid of Botox, Restylane, etc.
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Posts: 1408 (09/30/09 5:16 PM) Registered user |
Bitch wishes she only looked 48. I'm older than that and don't have half the lines, bags, or wrinkles this bitch has, and all without aid of Botox, Restylane, etc. |
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 worstdog |
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Posts: 4437 (10/02/09 9:35 AM) Registered user |
Rachel's a smoker and that will age your face like nothing else. Plus, body fat helps smooth lines out as you age - something Rachel has none of.
I can't remember the actress that said it but something to the effect of as you age it's "your face or your ass." |
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Liquidsunshine |
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Posts: 3649 (10/02/09 12:18 PM) Registered user |
Plus, she has bulimia cheeks.
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dottstar |
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Posts: 908 (10/03/09 9:07 PM) Registered User |
SardonicallyIrrelevant wrote: Agreed, that's a mystery I'd liked solved. What little I've caught of various episodes of this show it seems to be a whine and bitch fest by either Rachel, Taylor or Brad. Worse bunch of babies ever. Rachel needs to rid her closet of any clothing that allows a look at her bones. Her chest is plain scary. |
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Posts: 3665 (10/06/09 4:44 PM) Registered user |
The Paris Fashion week episode was creepy. Rachel and Brad got a tour of Coco Chanel's apartment. At one point, Rachel sprawled her scrawny carcass across
Coco's sofa and tried on her sunglasses. Like. Die. Like. Literally?. Is. This. Really. Happening? Like. Seriously. This. Is. Bananas.
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Kitten Gloves |
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Posts: 10172 (10/06/09 4:55 PM) Registered User |
And Rachels husband prancing around Paris with the make up artist? Explains so much.
This woman should be euthanized to spare us all from her hollow shell. |
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Posts: 11204 (10/06/09 5:01 PM) Registered user |
Is the make-up artist and Rachel's assistant, Marisa, related? They look like brother and sister.
I loved the fashion shows. And LOL at Taylor wearing her sunglasses inside while talking to her parents. I can't help it, but I like Rachel's husband. He's a really nice guy, isn't he? Brad, Brad, Brad...just a small town boy from Canada visiting Chanel's apartment...it's just O-O-C! O-O-C!!! |
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Posts: 6176 (10/06/09 5:18 PM) Registered User |
when she sat on the couch, she left on her shoes..
and what is the stress? she's only gone to fashion shows.. Taylor did all that work. |
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Posts: 1239 (10/06/09 5:47 PM) |
But like, you don't understand, right, that like, it's so stressful to like, you know, the most beautiful clothes in the whole
entire world. Like it's hard!
I was LOLing at her in the vintage store having orgasms from trench coats and Hermes. Karl Lagerfeld didn't know who the fuck she was, ha. |
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Carboys Desire |
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Posts: 11206 (10/06/09 5:54 PM) Registered user |
It's funny to watch her stress out over the littlest things while her staff stays calm all around her, but dammit, I will admit that I am jealous that she
has a job that she obviously loves more than life itself. And the designers she admires are all too willing to kiss her ass because they know she's going
to put the stars in their dresses, which means publicity they can't buy. And the stars throw gobs of money at her to tell them what to wear, which she is
very good at. She's just a horrible manager. I wonder what she would do if Rodger walked out on her (not that he would), but I could see her completely
unraveling at the seams if that happened.
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Kitten Gloves |
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Posts: 10173 (10/06/09 5:57 PM) Registered User |
pamrose228 wrote: That part was funny, he totally gave her a WTF look. |
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Fezzzie |
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Posts: 89 (10/06/09 6:01 PM) |
I like this show.
"I die." |
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nomii |
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Posts: 6657 (10/06/09 6:17 PM) Registered user |
oh god what is happening to me - i seem to watch this shitfest of a show every fucking week. its like crack.
someone like.. literally ... make me die. this is OOC |
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worstdog |
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Posts: 4448 (10/06/09 6:21 PM) Registered user |
LOVE watching the fashions. Hate the made-for-TV major disaster drama.
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nomii |
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Posts: 6662 (10/06/09 7:03 PM) Registered user |
btw ... any estimates on how much does she literally earn. does a stylist job pay so much that she can take her staff over for a paris vacation for a week,
living in fancy hotels and buying $800 overcoats for her assistant?
i guess bravo is comping it? |
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Carboys Desire |
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Posts: 11207 (10/06/09 7:14 PM) Registered user |
I don't think BRAVO pays for it, but they obviously do pay her and everyone else a fee for their appearances. But yeah...she's got Cameron Diaz, Anne
Hathaway, and Eva Mendez as clients in addition those we don't even know about. I'm sure she makes bank. Have you seen that apartment? And that office
she keeps? And her wardrobe? All that shit doesn't come cheap and BRAVO certainly isn't covering that.
With regards to Karl Lagerfeld...I'm sure he knows very well who she is----he at least knows her as that stylist that had him alter that pink dress for Cameron Diaz. I think the woman was acting as a translator. I don't think Lagerfeld knows very good English, and even if he did he wouldn't understand "BANANAS!" and "OUT.OF.CONTROL." 
ETA: Per this blog he does not speak English: http://fakekarl.blogspot.com/2009/07/spring-cleaning-faq-of-sorts.html |
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Posts: 3666 (10/06/09 7:54 PM) Registered user |
Yeah, Karl L. has to know who she is because of that dress of his she had altered for Cameron. I figured he didn't understand English. Not that the shit
Rachel says qualifies as English.
By the way, good call on Marisa and Make Up Guy looking alike. Rachel is rolling in dough. Which makes me laugh when Rodger complains about her spending too much money on clothes. Ummm, it's her money, right? I can't believe I'm defending her here, but Rodg needs to shut it. He's weird anyway. |
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nomii |
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Posts: 6663 (10/06/09 8:28 PM) Registered user |
i am just amazed that even if you're a celebrity stylist you can earn that much. So what - a celebrity pays like $10k for a gown, and on top of that
thousands and thousands of dollars for shoes/makeup/stylist/jewelry? that's crazy. we're in a recession people!
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Posts: 640 (10/06/09 8:47 PM) |
nomii wrote:Celebs get a lot for free, especially if the gown is for the Oscars or something like that, and the jewelry's often loaners. I bet the celebrities themselves don't even provide the bulk of Rachel's income - they provide the cachet and reputation, the real money is probably from the commercial clients like the one that was the emergency they had to deal with on the episode this week. |
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Carboys Desire |
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Posts: 11213 (10/06/09 11:06 PM) Registered user |
I dunno. I think having a stylist requires a fee to be paid by the celebrity, on par with having a publicist or an agent. On top of that she's got the
commercial jobs, and I bet she gets a commission of garment sales as well. Say she pulls 5 garments and/or jewelry from a store. If the client buys Zoe may get
a percentage of the total from the store. I believe the designer gowns for the red carpet are on loan, as well as the jewelry, so that part of her job is
covered by her stylist fee paid to her by the celebrity or maybe even by the studio producing the film in question. This is all a guess but that's how
I've made sense of it all.
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