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Posts: 26871 (10/07/09 4:54 PM) Registered user |
Romber took All Star Survivor by storm
Mariownage became the Sucks norm They finished second place On the Amazing Race Because Rob was had lost all his gorm. |
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Posts: 12530 (10/08/09 12:32 AM) Registered User |
I wish we had this topic longer...so many missed opportunities.
In Cook Islands, very few rocked the boat Except Jenny, when casting a vote Drew Cristina a gun But Jenny's outdone By a kickass thread from Remote. |
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Jet Jaga |
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Posts: 1385 (10/08/09 3:36 AM) Registered user |
Now Steve Morris he was a strange man
Went into Survivor without much of a plan He called himself 'chicken' Got so upset when the fricken Kids voted him out he yelled 'Dayum!' |
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Blatantly Oblivious |
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Posts: 1003 (10/08/09 5:06 AM) I don't get |
ThrowMeGabon wrote: winner - ding ding ding ding lol! brilliance lives at sucks! Congrats toThrowmwGabon my early morning prescription tranqulizer contribution: there once was a player called Russell who outwitted outplayed and out hustled but his tribe was so stoopert they thought he was Rupert and cannibalized his big tummy muscle |
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Posts: 3154 (10/08/09 6:25 AM) |
Blatantly Oblivious wrote:Mighty early for one, but, hey, toss the bottle this way. There are rules to limericks, but I don't obey them Season nineteen of Survivor is boring Watch with one eye open while you're snoring A whirling dervish you will see His shitty ass up a tree And his tribemates just beginning their whoring. The above is awful, but hey, I am a team player. |
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BortBort |
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Posts: 1259 (10/08/09 6:53 AM) |
You gotta start somewhere renny...
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the rev |
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Posts: 14 (10/08/09 9:00 AM) |
Ethan and Tom bid as two,
on the mystery item Jeff drew. When ham was revealed, Tom gleefully squealed "He won't eat that; he's a JEW!!!" |
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the rev |
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Posts: 15 (10/08/09 9:17 AM) |
Bob Dawg was never a quitter;
had those Panama girls all a-twitter. Until he hit the juice with his good buddy Bruce and spent the night drunk in the shitter. |
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Posts: 5013 (10/08/09 9:57 AM) Registered user |
rev, yours are flippin' amazing.
Well Sook Jai was a tribe full of tools and morons and losers and fools. In that damn Attack Zone Robb, he let out a groan Because they lost to a bunch of rules. |
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token lunatic |
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Posts: 26883 (10/08/09 10:16 AM) Registered user |
FranklinBluth wrote:Ahem?  @ Tom and Ethan's
Guess who? He came, he saw, he played poker Wheels and deals he tried to broker Many an hour he spent Hustling the gay flight attendant But ended up being the joker. |
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LaurenTheLush |
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Posts: 4112 (10/08/09 10:48 AM) |
Curley haired Erik was virginal and sweet
He waited till his wedding for a poontang treat Now he's addicted to Jaime Wants a threesome with Ami Where the two girls can scissor and meet. YW! |
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token lunatic |
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Posts: 26893 (10/08/09 10:50 AM) Registered user |
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the rev |
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Posts: 16 (10/08/09 11:04 AM) |
Jeff got completely berated
by Sue, as she articulated, "By god, I must vent, I was tootally spent, and tootally humiliated!" |
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pokernite |
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Posts: 112 (10/08/09 11:18 AM) |
The game for Marisa is done,
should have been 39 days of fun. But when you question the master, it leads to disaster, and now you are boot number one. |
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Jet Jaga |
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Posts: 1386 (10/08/09 11:19 AM) Registered user |
Now Big Ted he tried to repent
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the rev |
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Posts: 17 (10/08/09 11:28 AM) |
Jet Jaga wrote:Dammit... I was just working on a Ted/Ghandia poem, and you beat me to it nicely. |
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token lunatic |
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Posts: 26903 (10/08/09 11:30 AM) Registered user |
Jet Jaga wrote:
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Double Edged Sword |
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Posts: 6790 (10/08/09 11:33 AM) Registered User |
Now Silas was a victim of a switch
Boran, they kicked him out to the ditch Though it was the end of his game He's now found his fame By making everyone his bitch. |
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pokernite |
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Posts: 113 (10/08/09 11:42 AM) |
Elisabeth knew what to do
Get on a reality show that is new Survivors the one she had so much fun And now shes a host of The View!. |
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pokernite |
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Posts: 115 (10/08/09 1:48 PM) |
A short little man named Probst,
got a gig on survivor as host. He made his own set of rules, for this challenge of fools, and now Ben's no more than a ghost. |
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