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Posts: 9311 (10/08/09 3:43 PM) Registered user |
The Boesch is what it's about
No need for rays or for trout He hates you, he hates me He hates all that he see Except for the fat faggot lout |
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beatles20147 |
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Posts: 12531 (10/08/09 5:25 PM) Registered User |
These are all good but the BobDawg, attack zone, Grindgate, and especially "He's a Jew!" ones
Peanut butter and chocolate, a small price to pay For Jenna and Heidi to go on full display Cesternino's in a haze But Butch averts his gaze He knows the Playboy spread is on the way. John Carroll had a curious demand "I need somebody to pee on my hand!" Paschal just couldn't flow But Kathy had to go Don't you love tribemates who can piss on command? From Sesame Street, we all learned really quick To be nice and share, if you want friends to stick Randy though was a total jerk The auction wrapped; he went berserk Cookie Monster says quit being such a dick. |
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Posts: 5020 (10/08/09 5:58 PM) Registered user |
Well that Rudy put on quite a show
and our love for him surely did grow. But the quote most rewarding was a video recording. He repeatedly said "I dunno." |
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Dr Will Hatch two point oh |
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Posts: 9312 (10/08/09 6:12 PM) Registered user |
Shambo cut quite a trick
With her anti intellectual shtick The audience was in a daze From her delayed adolescence phase While we really know that she's a dick.
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Posts: 152 (10/08/09 6:37 PM) |
Dr. Will, I like your Shambo hate.....
There once was a Sham from Nantucket Who thought hens traveled only by bucket But no chick would go down For this mouthy assclown Who plays like a big flustered cluckit |
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Texas Stranger |
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Posts: 634 (10/08/09 11:04 PM) Registered User |
Shii-Ann was a brassy young lass
For Robb, nothing but sass She fell for the Fake Merge But Burnett would regurge And stick her again in the ASS |
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Texas Stranger |
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Posts: 635 (10/08/09 11:20 PM) Registered User |
Hey Osten, what's the word
"I quit" was all that we heard but hey what the heck what should we expect from someone who's scared of a bird |
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Texas Stranger |
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Posts: 636 (10/08/09 11:26 PM) Registered User |
Da lives a life of relative ease
bangin' native chicks and walking up trees though his Yasur task was heavy it would have been far worse at Lopevi teaching those morons was no breeze |
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Texas Stranger |
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Posts: 637 (10/08/09 11:35 PM) Registered User |
Ashlee wouldn't play in the dirt
but this Mormon girl was willing to flirt and the Elders back in Salt Lake did one hell of a double-take when they saw what was in her wet T-shirt |
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the rev |
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Posts: 18 (10/09/09 6:40 AM) |
In Australia, Mike drew some ire,
when he impaled a pig on a spire. But they said "What the hell. Is that roast pork I smell?" Nope, it's Skupkin; he's fell in the fire. |
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Gawkamoley |
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Posts: 153 (10/09/09 7:58 AM) |
the rev wrote:One of my favorites!
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Posts: 1 (10/09/09 8:15 AM) |
There once was a man from Nantucket.....Aw wait that's already been done.
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the rev |
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Posts: 22 (10/09/09 8:34 AM) |
Colby said, with much aplomb,
"This new car that I've won is the bomb! It's a cool Pontiac... enough room in the back, for a conjugal visit with Mom!" |
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rennyat |
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Posts: 3163 (10/09/09 10:58 AM) |
For Shannon it wasn't her gender
That caused her to be a pretender Her name, it seems Was kind of like Dreamz She couldn't choose one that would mend her. Bad, I know, and sexist as hell. Sue me. |
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pokernite |
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Posts: 117 (10/09/09 11:54 AM) |
Yasmin the Ghetto queen squeals
went to tribal where everyone deals shes lazy at camp a do nothing tramp and now shes out on her heals. |
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Posts: 26909 (10/09/09 2:36 PM) Registered user |
the rev wrote:Bra Vo |
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pokernite |
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Posts: 121 (10/09/09 4:02 PM) |
Daves the bocce ball king
closest to the stick he did bring The posters at sucks cry "FAKE", those CBS fucks in the end its just thighs, legs, and wings.
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Texas Stranger |
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Posts: 638 (10/09/09 11:24 PM) Registered User |
It's said Cao Boi could raise the dead
by pinching a spot on the forehead the one thing we knew without needing a clue the man needed an increase in his meds |
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Texas Stranger |
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Posts: 639 (10/09/09 11:30 PM) Registered User |
Frank played with his antlers all day
when he wasn't hating on the Gay just played with his horns from evening 'til morn was he invited to All-Stars? No Way |
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Riliss |
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Posts: 5604 (10/09/09 11:35 PM) Ugly on the inside |
SURVIVOR! It sucks, as we know
we still watch and watch, though so like CSC before us we cry as dad gives us analingus, between the commercials of this shitty show |
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