JUST today.
I won't point out your illiteracy, even when it is glaring. I won't mention your sad and lonely existence. I won't tease the queens and I'll even make no negative comments about women. I won't discuss your shocking stupidity. I will not inform you how wrong you are -- about everything. I will absolutely not be snide.
I see StarJumper is here, so this makes my challenge all the more difficult. But I will even be sweet to him.
I won't start any other threads today, not even the one about Mummy Mouse, which comes with a photo!
Lately I've been cruel to some people who don't know any better. For this I feel guilty. Today I make amends. For half an hour or so. I have shit to do and won't be online much longer. But in that time, I'm going to be NICE.
You're all good folks. Right? The dead baby jokes and wishes of painful deaths upon other human beings -- that's all just a little joke, isn't it? You don't mean those things. You sign offline and I bet you go right down to the homeless shelter to volunteer dishing out soup.
It's the least I can do. The VERY least.
One day you'll thank me and return the kindness. I know you will. I have faith in you.
You people really are the best kind of friends -- the kind I never have to actually see or talk to.
I won't point out your illiteracy, even when it is glaring. I won't mention your sad and lonely existence. I won't tease the queens and I'll even make no negative comments about women. I won't discuss your shocking stupidity. I will not inform you how wrong you are -- about everything. I will absolutely not be snide.
I see StarJumper is here, so this makes my challenge all the more difficult. But I will even be sweet to him.
I won't start any other threads today, not even the one about Mummy Mouse, which comes with a photo!
Lately I've been cruel to some people who don't know any better. For this I feel guilty. Today I make amends. For half an hour or so. I have shit to do and won't be online much longer. But in that time, I'm going to be NICE.
You're all good folks. Right? The dead baby jokes and wishes of painful deaths upon other human beings -- that's all just a little joke, isn't it? You don't mean those things. You sign offline and I bet you go right down to the homeless shelter to volunteer dishing out soup.
It's the least I can do. The VERY least.
One day you'll thank me and return the kindness. I know you will. I have faith in you.
You people really are the best kind of friends -- the kind I never have to actually see or talk to.
