I'm Kimmi and I'm a vegetarian...
You should give my meat a chance...
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Posts: 615 (10/12/09 2:47 AM) |
I'm Kimmi and I'm a vegetarian...
You should give my meat a chance... |
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 Jet Jaga |
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Posts: 1394 (10/12/09 3:35 AM) Registered user |
He's taking the Martyr approach.
I'm taking the martyr approach too! In fact I'm experiencing 'la petit mort' in my pants right now.
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BortBort |
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Posts: 1274 (10/12/09 4:25 AM) |
So I was thinking that I would have totally won a million dollars if they hadnt of said that my foot moved cos it totally didnt and rob and amber like moved there feet as much as I did and its not fair but thats not what i am talking bout right now cos you should totally give rupert the million dollars for americas favourite player and i am totally not just saying this to leach off his popularity i really do care about him cos I am such a good person and no that is not me in that porno you own i have children and i would never do anything unclean like that besides i am an actress didnt you see me in that Eminem music video i am like totally famous yall watch out Cameron Diaz cos when the pawn hits the conflicts he thinks like a king what he knows throws the blows when he goes to the fight and he'll win the whole thing 'fore he enters the ring there's no body to batter when your mind is your might so when you go solo, you hold your own hand and remember that depth is the greatest of heights and if you know where you stand, then you know where to land and if you fall it won't matter, cuz you'll know that you're right 
Hey Jenna, lets make better use of that mouth... |
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chaddie |
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Posts: 57 (10/12/09 4:36 AM) |
LOL @ this thread
<3 |
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Zonker |
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Posts: 1181 (10/12/09 5:17 AM) Registered User |
"But first..."
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Jet Jaga |
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Posts: 1395 (10/12/09 6:09 AM) Registered user |
lol at Julie
Fun bags, I hope you get bit by my crocodile. |
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DoYouHaveToes |
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Posts: 280 (10/12/09 6:26 AM) |
"so today i went to the barn and yadda yadda yaddayadda yadda yaddayadda yadda yaddayadda yadda yaddayadda yadda yaddayadda yadda yaddayadda yadda yaddayadda yadda yaddayadda yadda yaddayadda yadda yaddayadda yadda yaddayadda yadda yaddayadda yadda yaddayadda yadda yaddayadda yadda yaddayadda yadda yaddayadda yadda yaddayadda yadda yaddayadda yadda yaddayadda yadda yaddayadda yadda yaddayadda yadda yaddayadda yadda yaddayadda yadda yaddayadda yadda yaddayadda yadda yaddayadda yadda yaddayadda yadda yaddayadda yadda yaddayadda yadda yaddayadda yadda yaddayadda yadda yaddayadda yadda yaddayadda yadda yaddayadda yadda yaddayadda yadda yaddayadda yadda yaddayadda yadda yaddayadda yadda yaddayadda yadda yaddayadda yadda yaddayadda yadda yaddayadda yadda yaddayadda yadda yaddayadda yadda yaddayadda yadda yaddayadda yadda yaddayadda yadda yaddayadda yadda yaddayadda yadda yaddayadda yadda yaddayadda yadda yaddayadda yadda yaddayadda yadda yaddayadda yadda yaddayadda yadda yaddayadda yadda yaddayadda yadda yaddayadda yadda yaddayadda yadda yaddayadda yadda yaddayadda yadda yaddayadda yadda yaddayadda yadda yaddayadda yadda yaddayadda yadda yaddayadda yadda yaddayadda yadda yaddayadda yadda yaddayadda yadda yaddayadda yadda yaddayadda yadda yaddayadda yadda yaddayadda yadda yaddayadda yadda yaddayadda yadda yaddayadda yadda yaddayadda yadda yaddayadda yadda yaddayadda yadda yaddayadda yadda yaddayadda yadda yaddayadda yadda yadda"
"don't say another word. just suck it in now" |
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BortBort |
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Posts: 1275 (10/12/09 6:33 AM) |
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Zonker |
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Posts: 1183 (10/12/09 6:50 AM) Registered User |
"I'm a grown-ass man!"
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Torchflame |
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Posts: 718 (10/12/09 9:09 AM) |
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the one and only squigee |
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Posts: 319 (10/12/09 10:24 AM) I don't get |
"That's retarded!" 
"Maybe so Steph, but I hear you're the one with.....special needs" 
"Waaaa Jeff, I'm crazy! I'm gonna cut my fingers off!"
"Ooooh, then what are you gonna do with them?" |
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ThrowMeGabon |
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Posts: 740 (10/12/09 2:59 PM) |
Hi Jeff. 
O-Uh, hi. How are you doing? |
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Jet Jaga |
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Posts: 1396 (10/12/09 3:40 PM) Registered user |
Look at me, I'm doin the pancake. 
Want syrup with that? |
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saltidor |
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Posts: 39 (10/12/09 5:58 PM) |
Hallelujah! 
Oh come on, it's not THAT big ;) |
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Maglo87 |
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Posts: 111 (10/12/09 9:05 PM) |
This thread is fantastic. There are too many good ones for there to be one favorite. But who IS the guy in the first page with the captions "hey jeff i
made a special shirt for you" "Who the fuck are you?". is that guy from this season? I think i may have seen him once but i have no clue what
his name is
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Maniacboy888 |
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Posts: 2763 (10/12/09 9:06 PM) Registered user |
Is that a belly button piercing on Lydia?
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WylDawg |
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Posts: 20500 (10/12/09 9:48 PM) Registered user |
"Hi handsome......wanna have a good time?"
"Nice try, but I have dignity. I don't just throw myself at the first pretty face that makes a pass at me.........." 
"Hey Jeff....."
"Oh, hi Colby." |
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JohnnyK |
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Posts: 225 (10/12/09 9:54 PM) |
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beatles20147 |
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Posts: 12542 (10/12/09 9:56 PM) Registered User |
Lydia
"I am 150 to 200% happy with the wife that I have!"
"I have 3 to 6 inches that can change that." |
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JackSparrowBauer |
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Posts: 2455 (10/12/09 9:58 PM) |
beatles20147 wrote:
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- Survivor Sucks
- Lions, Tigers, Survivors - Oh My!
- Survivor Spoilers
- MESS Hall Tribal Council
- MESS Hall Archive
- Survivor Speculation
- Survivor 20+
- The Amazing Race
- Big Brother
- Big Brother - PAST SEASONS
- The Apprentice
- American Idol
- American Idol PAST SEASONS
- The Mole
- Lost
- Other Shows That Suck
- Off Topic
- Clubs That Suck. No, Really.
- The Dump
- Monster Island
- Purgatory
- FAQ
- In Memory, 9/11/01
