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Random Musings:

- Has Been Celebs - so, does Lifetime have a bigger budget? They seem to be getting has been celebs. Last year you had Sarah Horseface Parker, Posh Spice. These chicks are kinda dopes, but they were very current at the time. Lindsey Lohan? A 'The Soup' joke. Rachel Bilson - kinda sorta current, but no one really knows who she is and she barely spoke. Christina Aguilera? Hasn't been on the radar in a few years. More on her later.

- The clothes - honestly, I really couldn't tell good vs. bad. None of it really looked like 'stage wear'.

- Christopher - sure, it was derivative, but if someone showed me all 10 outfits and said 'which one would Christina A. wear? I'd immediately pick that one out.

- Irina - wow, her and her Morlock face are really bringing the twat. I wonder if they've gone back and re-edited based on feedback over the prior episodes. Not a lot of drama and all of a sudden, we get a huge amount of her twattiness.

- Althea - I used to dig her tits, but now after looking more, holy fuck is she huge. That chick is built like Michael Strahan.

- Carol Hannah - what is it with these fashiony-designer types where they feel the need to 'euro-ize' the pronunciation of everyone's name? Her name is Carol Hannah - pronounced 'Carol HA NUH', yet Irina calls her 'Carol HON-uh'. Oooh, how chic! BTW - I hate people who use their middle names. Carol Hannah and Sarah Jessica Parker should die in a murder suicide pact with Philip Seymour Hoffman.

- Pants? I know dresses apparently show off your SKILLZ, but not one person did pants. Chick singers wear pants on stage all the time - Madonna, Fergie, Janet Jackson, Gaga. What about that?

- Bob Mackie - the challenge went from being about Bob Mackie to being about Xtina. Wasn't it to design 'in the vein of Bob Mackie' - yet that never came up during the judging. Apparently, he's supposed to be the shit, but everything I saw looked like tranny shit that Dame Edna would wear or Cher or other trannies like Cher.

- Christina - wow, did she look fucked up. She looked like fucking Tina Yothers. She's the 'fashion icon'? Are we forgetting her Xtina days? At least she doesn't speak with that affected 'black-ccent' like she did a few years ago. Apparently being married to Mr Peeper and having a kid grounds you a bit. Is she relevant? Didn't her last album go straight to Target? Not to mention that she is insanely bow-legged. I saw her at O'hare airport about 4 years ago and she's about 5' tall and has REALLY REALLY bowwed legs. She was wearing a t shirt that said 'Porn Star' in rhinestones. That about sums it up.


- Nicholas - I honestly want to punch him in the fucking jaw. He makes Christian look like a fucking longshoreman. And he looks like the offspring of a Eastern European hooker and Jabberjaw. And his dress? Looked like everything Tina Turner has ever worn.