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polka dot |
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i want miss america and her husband to fail and be bitter about it. they're not as special as they think.
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Sigvold |
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Female asian driver has car wreck -- HOW LACIST!!
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Starzburst05 |
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What the flying fuck? Why would you wait for a team to get a car? Dumb.
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Sigvold wrote: And then she says it.... poker godd.essesesesessesesss |
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Kenneth |
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Wow, looks like they got a new car out there pretty fast.
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SurvivorLDog93 |
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Lots of pink water come out of Poker broads' car.
It's not going anywhere. Phil will soon be reading us the rule about doing damage to your own car, and yeah, here it is. "A replacement car will be provided." Finally BigEasy finds water. Off they go to Ski Dubai as Mika/Canaan arrive. Not yet in last, Canaan goes off into the desert. Tiffany makes a remark about having an Asian female driver. Lance is told to read the road signs. None of them say I-44, Tulsa, though. Man: Welcome to Dubai. Phil: Meghan/Cheyne, you are Team #1. Good news, you've won a trip for 2 to Jamaica! |
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Sigvold |
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ha! The Asian female driver said she had a wreck cuz she's an Asian female driver! That's as racist as the white guy who married the black lady calling her 'chocolate.' |
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Will |
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The Pokeresses are such an epic fail....
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SurvivorLDog93 |
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For some reason Sam/Dan wait for Pokeresses to get a new car. Duh.
Lance/Keri reach the desert. Lance wants to die of thirst. We want this, too! Brian/Ericka missed the exit for Ski Dubai and have to make do farther down the freeway. Gary/Matt figure out that Ski Dubai has to be INdoors in a big gray thing. They're right. Gary/Matt, DETOUR. Phil: Sheltered from the scorching sun, teams will discover a desert snowstorm! Build a snowman, or Find a snowman. Build: Carry snow from indoors to outdoors. Build snowman before it becomes liquid. Find: Take a chairlift to the top of the mountain, ski back down, search through mounds for a tiny snowman. |
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Sigvold |
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Jingle Bells dubai-style <3 |
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Mega64 |
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I love Lance losing his fucking mind.
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Sigvold |
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stupid metric system making the dumb blonde feel dumb!
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Erinnloveee |
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Erika sledding
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CatNamedRudy |
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Lance talking to himself!
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SurvivorLDog93 |
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Finally finding water, Canaan nearly dies of thirst as a frustrated Lance hurls Grecian Urns across the sand.
Skiing down the slope on a butt-cover, Gary/Matt start searching through the snow for a miniature snowman. Brian/Ericka arrive and she marvels at the "Winter Wonderland." Sam/Dan there, too. Maria/Tiffany arrive at the snowplace and take the chairlift. Everyone seems to want to FIND. Ambling through the desert, Lance asks for a shotglass. Mika/Canaan rank on Lance/Keri as they drive toward the Ski spot. Lance knocks over an urn but thinks he's saved enough water. Yes! Indeed he does. CLUE: Ski Dubai. Off go Lance/Keri, although they're in last. Maria/Tiffany and Sam/Dan now searching through snowmounds, right along with Gary/Matt. Here comes Ericka, complaining that her "butt's cold." Globetrotters choose FIND. |
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SurvivorLDog93 |
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Lance: We didn't come to lose. We came to win the whole damn thing! It's too soon to lose!
Finally ERICKA finds a Snowman! Tiny! Tiny! Tiny! Sam: How did she FIND that!? Brian/Ericka, CLUE: Drive to the Pitstop. Souk Merindat Jameriah or summat (I wish I had freeze-frame on my TV .. lol) |
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Kenneth |
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I'm totally rooting for Lance and Keri to stay in this. Mika and Canaan suck and need to go.
Another imbalanced detour that took Brian and Erika no time to complete. |
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ERIKA LOVES VANILLA BASED CHALLENGES
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Creeping Ivy |
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BWAH! I didn't realize Meghan and Cheyne went back to Ski Dubai!
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SurvivorLDog93 |
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Lance is still driving, still looking for I-44, and still there's no Tulsa. He's lost. Finally someone chooses BUILD. Lance finds "66 East" He really is in Oklahoma! But he's lost, and Keri knows it. Lance: Honey, I think you made a mistake. COMMERCIAL. |
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