ghettofabman wrote:I could listen to that confessional 1,000,000 times. Seriously, Elyse is the queen.
Most EPIC moment ever goes to.......
(*slams the door violently and stares angrily into the confessional cam*)
Elyse: "Adrianne? STOP INTERRUPTING ME! Stop quoting Jay and Silent Bob RIGHT next to my ear, I've had ENOUGH OF YOU! (*sighs and rolls eyes back in her head*). Robbynne?? How fucking dare you show me that (mockingly) 'FOOLISH is the ATHEIST' bible verse this morning and ask me 'What do I think of it?' WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO THINK OF IT?!?! Do you wanna know what I think of YOU?!? Foolish is the woman who believes that gahddamn TRIPE! Giselle?!? You FUCKING. WORTHLESS. KUNT. You are SOOOO....WASTEFUL, BITCHY, STUPID....You're worthless. Your parents must be ashamed of you. J.....you offended me today. I KNOW that medical school is hard work, how could I POSSIBLY not be aware of that...it takes a fucking ass to cover EVERY SEAT, you fucking shitslice! Katie? I don't believe a WORD that comes out of your mouth. You are the most INSINCERE person I've EVER met. GAHDDAMMIT! LET ME FUCKING DIE. YOU BITCHES!!!"
(*gets up and leaves the confessional room*)
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America's Next Top Model Talk About Past Seasons
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Posts: 562 (10/19/09 9:03 PM) |
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AlexDSSF |
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Posts: 908 (10/19/09 11:15 PM) Registered User |
I have the first season on ANTM on DVD. (I don't know why they haven't created subsequent DVD sets; it's not enough to endure Top Model marathons
on Bravo and Oxygen, which are NBC Universal properties and not properties of CBS, the parent company of the CW, on which Top Model airs. Could Tyra be eying a
future move to NBC Universal? But anyway, I wish they did more DVD sets.) I hate the Christian bitches Robyn and Shannon; they were such cunts. Even London
from Cycle 12 was less of a Jesus freak, and she was a street preacher. Even Amber who withdrew from Cycle 13 was less of a bitch than Robyn and Shannon,
especially Robyn. Jesus H. Christ on a wheel, that woman was insufferable. She wasn't even that good of a model. I don't think that she was even
plus-size, or full-figured, or real-sized, or whatever. And as much as I enjoy a good pageant, Robyn was so much in that zone that even Miss America would say
to her, "Chill the fuck out." I thought that Elyse was just exquisite, and she made the show better than it had any right to be. And Ebony (who
should have stayed longer than Giselle) was the one who said, "This isn't a sorority; this is a competition."
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speedyforme |
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Posts: 8089 (10/20/09 6:48 AM) Registered user |
How did I forget:
Reporter "But I think no one is just that perfect you know what I am saying?" Robyn "Rigght....riighhhtt.....well you met Robyn today" *smiles* |
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Dan Down Under |
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Posts: 5491 (10/20/09 7:04 AM) Registered user |
 I would've been on the floor crying from laughter if I was in that
room.
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unduli clone |
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Posts: 7607 (10/20/09 10:57 AM) Registered User |
If not for the epicness of C1, we wouldn't be bitching about the thirteenth cycle of this show right now. One of the best first seasons of any reality show
ever.
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The Purple Parrot |
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Posts: 11575 (10/20/09 12:54 PM) Registered user |
That whole fight is just sooooo good from start to finish.
My fav parts: Ebony: "I'm talking and you singing in the middle of me talking, Robyn." Ebony glaring straight into the camera during the prayer. As soon as the prayer ends, Ebony says "This is a model competition"
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CAPSattack |
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Posts: 6803 (10/20/09 12:59 PM) |
ANTM NEEDS MOAR ROBIN AND EBONY
those are bitches who were not fake |
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zippityboomboom |
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Posts: 9055 (10/20/09 2:03 PM) Registered User |
I like how everyone was cool with Kesse. Even Elyse.
I bought the dvd when I was bored the summer after graduation trying to find a job. It did not disappoint. Adrienne deserved to win for her freaking trooperness. Shannon was good, but she didn't get naked. Adrienne was gung-ho from beginning to the end and seemed truly grateful for the experience. You know Tyra ate that up. |
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Posts: 267 (10/21/09 12:25 AM) |
Totally. It also was the beginning of the "Cinderella Storyline" that she so desperately loves. And uses over and over and over.
I'd say Eva was the closest we've come to a winner being a straight up bitch but then she got her redemption edit and actually became the victim. That whole role reversal in Japan with Ann and Yaya yelling at her was pretty funny
I also liked during the deliberation where Ann went off on her and said her answers were fake cause they totally were. |
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Brightside Sucks |
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Posts: 753 (10/21/09 3:05 PM) Registered user |
Just finished watching Cycle10 for the first time. I've always heard how Whitney was such a fat bitch and totally didn't deserve it, so I wanted to
see for myself.
Whitney sucked a lot, but she wasn't the worst winner....for me, Nicole is by far the worst winner. At least her lame story of "Omg I was so fat and girls made fun of me" was at least relatable. Didn't Nicole whip out a "Omg my parents pay more attention to my sister" story in the finale? At least Whitney's bitchiness was funny. And huge <3 to Anya! So robbed and so deserving...actually, thank god she didn't win. She will hopefully get booked for jobs. Fatima was amazing, gorgeous, and so funny. Dominique was soooooooooo overrated. I vaguely remember how popular she was during the show. She didn't really do anything for me. Haaaaaaaaaated Lauren. She was horrible in every way possible. Claire needs to get taken out by a sniper. Allison too. And I really wanted to kick Amis. Overall a great cycle, that ended up with a shitty winner. What made this cycle great was the amazing Paulina. Miss her 
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Posts: 279 (10/21/09 3:52 PM) |
I liked Allison and think she should have gone further. Amis kind of reminded me of a younger Lisa Cycle 5 and then London later on. Lauren was a total downer
and played the role of "girl with no confidence" and it was overkill. Shame cause she had potential too. Was Stacey-Ann the most ignored girl ever to
make it that far? Its def. a tie between her and Nicole (C3).
I think Whitney is definitely one of the worst because I can't remember one picture that had that "wow" factor. Anya was pretty good and hers is one of the makeovers that actually helped her. Sorry, I just thought she was terrible and probably the worst. I think Fatima probably should have won that season, her personality was pretty drab but her pics were amazing (and still are post show). My fave was Katarzyna and I hate, hate, HATED how Tyrant and Co. didn't even care enough to learn her name 
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loopymilkshake |
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Posts: 568 (10/21/09 3:54 PM) |
great personality wrote:Fixed |
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loopymilkshake |
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Posts: 569 (10/21/09 3:55 PM) |
Fatima <3 I love how she could just make girls go off the deep end. Especially when she said barely anything at all.
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robbiefan |
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Posts: 5908 (10/21/09 4:10 PM) Registered user |
Robyn singing out of nowhere is hilarious. Still makes me LOL to this day!
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Drew B |
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Posts: 6488 (10/21/09 4:30 PM) Registered User |
Brightside Sucks wrote: Dead.to.me! Claire was awesome, and if not for the shittiest photoshoot ever, probably would have lasted much longer. |
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Posts: 4484 (10/21/09 5:12 PM) Registered User |
The Purple Parrot wrote:I still can't stop laughing. That was reality TV GOLD!. |
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Heliox |
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Posts: 3451 (10/21/09 5:28 PM) |
You're all making me want to download the Season 1 and have a marathon watch on my days off.
Elyse ruleage! |
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CAPSattack |
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Posts: 6830 (10/21/09 5:35 PM) |
the sheer fact that teyona won despite having an EPICALLY BITCHCUNT ARC the whole time minus a redemption further lets me know that no one gave a shit about
cycle 12's outcome.
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loopymilkshake |
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Posts: 570 (10/21/09 6:44 PM) |
CELIAOWNAGE!!!
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Us Kids Know |
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Posts: 11145 (10/21/09 6:51 PM) Registered user
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Every time I see a clip or think back on the first 8 Cycles I'm reminded of just how much the show has sucked ass since then.
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