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ginaf20697 |
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I was in the hospital yesterday for blood work. I'm sure I'll be on my deathbed by the end of the week.
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minerva |
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I work at a university with thousands of germy students. So far, flu shots have only been offered to people who are considered high risk because of
pre-existing medical conditions. We haven't even gotten the regular seasonal flu shots yet.
AND... I also had a meatball sub for supper last night. I'd probably better start writing out my will. |
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worstdog |
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They're talking about closing the schools here there are so many kids with it. My hands are raw from washing them and using hand sanitizer. I can't get
sick I have...well, I've got...oh...I guess I can stop washing my hands.
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Cleofuss |
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I was just on 4 planes in 2 days so I'm expecting to be sick any minute now.
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MMMadcow |
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ginaf20697 wrote: I was at the hospital twice last week. I HATE people who refuse to put on the masks they give out at the door for sick folks. They're FREE for pete's sake! I sat around waiting for blood work and my appointment with my sleeve over my mouth, trying not to breath in the sick. So far, so good. *knocks on giant piece of wood* |
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aslanscubs |
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For you sickies out there, try TheraFlu Warming Liquid or whatever it's called but make sure it's the orange kind. It's awesome.
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dmb154678 |
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rip gina and cleofuss.
i think i might just be getting a cold. you know the kind that sits in your head and chest for days and won't break? that's the kind. |
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Penelope McBagpipe |
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I'm getting sick!!
I threw up last night, was fine when I woke up this morning, came to work, started feeling like shit on the way in, and just threw up again about a half hour ago. See, this is the kind of shit that happens when you call in sick when you're not, like I did a week ago. Now I'm fucked. :tangled web I weave |
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dmb154678 |
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you're not sick, you're knocked up.
::hangerwipe |
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Penelope McBagpipe |
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I hope Maury's got an opening then.
I've narrowed it down to 7 possible. |
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dmb154678 |
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if it was only 7, then you must be sick.
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Seahawketti |
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WylDawg wrote: Actually you have to hang on for another two weeks. The vaccine does not become effective until two weeks after you receive it. I got the vaccine a week ago; one more week til I'm in the clear!! Of course, every other patient in our hopsital has it, so my chances aren't so good. |
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Beefcake |
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WE WILL ALL BE DEAD BEFORE ANYONE GETS VACCINATED!
Grrrr! This Bush's fault. . . . |
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mountaineer20 |
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I'm getting sick. There's an excess of phlegm in my throat. I sound like a 65-year-old smoker when I wake up in the morning. And I've had a
headache for four days.
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minerva |
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I adored you. |
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Penelope McBagpipe |
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mountaineer20 wrote: I'll swap you for the barfing!! |
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dmb154678 |
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see? the headache thing? that's schwine flu.
you, cracky are just knocked up/withdrawing from whatever drug you got your hands on last night. |
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merkyl |
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So what's the right amount of phlegm in a person's throat?
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Beefcake |
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I used to play in a band with a guy named Johnny Phlegm.
True story. |
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mountaineer20 |
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merkyl wrote:Enough that you can hawk a good loogie into someone's face if the situation requires it. Not so much that everytime you speak or swallow, phlegm squishes together and makes oogy phlegmy sounds. |
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