handicapped for the win!

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Mark from Friday the 13th part 2 needs to win this
handicapped for the win! |
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JackSparrowBauer |
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Palau <3
STEPH <3<3<3<3<3<3 James/Katie/Jenn/Angie/Tom <3, too |
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dashbrdparadise |
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Mark was so hot.
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georgiaknight33 |
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Brad Pitt in Burn After Reading plz.
I know it's not a 'horror' movie persay, however the plotline was horrific enough and the death scene ruined the tone of the entire fucking film. |
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Joaqenix |
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I just saw this, but lol so much:
Stephenie became bffs with Judd and started to really dominate the game. She had Brooke for breakfast and two episodes later Margaret for lunch. Amber's crying because they kept losing is so heartbreaking. please continue this epic list though, I will just DIE if I don't get to read your top four write-ups |
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JackSparrowBauer |
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Farns, I just realized that we have the same top 4 seasons! <3
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FarnsworthFan.fantasygamescen... |
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Nice attempt JSB, but I am still not walking out infront of a large truck.
~knocks on wood~ I may have #4 up a lot sooner then expected. I am in one of those moods and I have nothing else to do despite what I tell all my online ladies. #19 and #18 of my new ranking up in maybe five minutes. I will probably reveal two people a day until Halloween. I am so ~creative~ |
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#19. October (Stay Alive)
Portrayed by the very sexy Sophia Bush, October was the one bright spot in this awful film. Basically Stay Alive had loads of potential to be a great horror film including a great cast such as Sophia Bush (owner of my heart), Jon Foster (life as we know it) and Samaire Armstong (The OC) and an interesting enough concept. The Producers however didn't want it to be a good movie and instead of letting it get an R rating which would have made it 10 times better they decided to cut down on the violence and bad language. ~yawn~ I swear when I see some crazy asswipe coming near me with a butcher knife and plans to eat me for dinner…I am going to yell the f word over and over. I feel as though any ~young~ person would.
I don't remember much else about this film besides the lame rating and the fact that I loved October and wanted her to survive. I was like obsessed with her until she finally got killed off and I actually liked her brother as well and he died too. Ugh, I was truly devastated by this turn of events and let's all remember October for the strong and independent woman she was.
Who should have died instead:
Swink
Portrayed by Frankie Muniz, the only reason I bothered to watch this film was to see him die. I know that sounds harsh but everytime I watch Malcolm in the Middle, Franke's Malcolm is always getting pissy and yelling at everybody treating them like dog crap stuck on his shoe. He was annoying on Malcolm and he is annoying here and imagine my meltdown when he survived…..ugh I am starting to have another meltdown just thinking about it like seriously who puts Agent Cody Banks in a horror movie and then doesn't kill his ass????????????
#18. Trent (Friday the 13th (remake))
Trent immediately butt heads with Clay after Clay begins to waste Trent's valuable time by whining to a gas station attendant that his sister is missing. Trent is like "lol no one cares" and insults him. This pattern continues as Clay starts to try and get with Trent's property….oh I meant girl. L O L She eventually runs off with Clay and Trent is like "lol bye" and screws some really hot blonde chick…huge improvement over the last piece of ass he was in. I assume there was in ass action but I have little to no proof.
Sadly, Trent was killed right after finding some random old man driving down the street. I liked Trent's death scene but if Trent had survived everyone who watched the movie would have dramatic and intense seizures. The more I think about it the more I begin to realize that maybe that is what the Stay Alive producers were trying to do by having Swink survive…well it failed because they cast Frankie Muniz and didn't kill him! K, I need to move on.
Anyways, I may be in the minority but I loved Trent and desperately wanted him to live. He made me lol all the way through and a douchebag actually surviving would be so wtfworthy.
Trent <3
Who should have died instead:
Clay Miller
Basically, Trent bullied Clay all the way through the film; Clay cried to Trent's girl and then looked for his sister. He eventually found her and they both end up surviving.
Ugh, I hope Trent gave Jenna a nice ~facepalm~ when she arrived in Hell five or ten minutes after him. |
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October (and Phineus) Seething <333333
Swink </3 Very good points..it's like if Paris Hilton has survived House of Wax. </3 Trent indifference. I perfered Chewie. I'd have loved to see Clay die though..Goes to watch House of Wax. |
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Joaqenix |
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Jessica from Sorority Row needs to be on this list. Or, hell, anyone from Sorority Row. Anyone who hasn't seen it needs to, its a masterpiece full of
glamorous bitches <3
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Trent and his girlfriend should have survived over Clay and his vile skank sister. I was kind of surprised when Jenna died though, since she was totally
getting the final girl edit.
All the deaths in Sorority Row were tragic. Seriously, the worst group of final girls ever. |
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Now this is my kind of ranking<33333
TRENT STUPENDUS<333333 LOL The following better be on this list.... Kelly Rowland(Freddy Vs Jason)<33333 Jodi Lynn O Keefe (Halloween H20)<333 Sarah Michelle Gellar(I Know What You Did Last Summer)<3333 Eva Mendes(Urban Legend 2:Final Cut)<3333 Tara Reid(Urban Lengend)<3333 The cute little boy from Pet Cemetary Robin (Friday The 13th :Part 7)<3333 Maddie nerd turned GODESS<3333 (Friday The 13th:Part 7) Sissy (Friday The 13th:Part 6)<3333 Nikki (Friday The 13th:Part 6)<3333 Vera (Friday the 13th Part 3) <333333 Violet(Friday the 13th Part 5) <3333 Wendy (Prom Night)<3333 To many Godesses were killed by evil evil men |
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dashbrdparadise |
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Blueberry wrote: <---- He's gonna get you Blueberry. |
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Blueberry.celebprowresting |
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Looking at your avatar reminded me of him
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Kitty Pryde1 |
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Everyone from the end of "The Mist" (or was it "The Fog"?)
Nora from FD2 (Seriously, she was fine until those retards decided to call her and "warn"her about her impending death) |
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The next two will be up soon.
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#17. Nurse Marion Chambers Whittington (Halloween: H20)
H2O opens with Marion discovering that some crazy nutjob with a death wish has broke into her house. BITCH, SHE IS MARION CHAMBERS WHITTINGTON! You don't miss with her and live to talk about it. Marion immediately alerts her neighbor Jimmy and his bff and bullies Jimmy into checking the house to see if she has to kill some bitches tonight. The house is empty and Marion goes back inside ready to move on with her life, or so we think! Basically she gets spooked after being in the house for like three minutes and runs to Jimmy's house discovering his body and the body of his bff. She puts up a great fight but Michael finally gets the Nurse that got away 20 years ago.
I loved Marion and was devastated when she didn't survive once more. My main problem with H20 (excluding three of the six deaths being offscreen) was the lack of Loomis. Obviously the actor who played Loomis had already died by the time H20 was made which is why we desperately needed Marion to feel the void. How badass would it be to see an elderly nurse running dropping kicking innocent kids???? I don't know exactly why she would drop the kids but whatever. She could have dramatically started yelling "Michael's back!" or maybe even attempted to do Loomis' classic "NOOOOOO!" after discovering Jimmy dead leading her on her own quest to track Laurie down and get someone to believe her. Sadly, this wasn't meant to be and Marion got an early death. I also hated how they never officially revealed that Marion and Loomis screwed when we KNOW they did…
WE LOVE YOU MARION!
Who should have died instead:
Molly Cartwell
Portrayed by Michelle Williams, Molly was fake, boring and dating a loser…I hated Molly and every time I watch H20 I hate Molly even more then I did before. Not only was Marion and Sarah ten times better then her but so was everyone else who suffered the fate this bitch deserved. Molly was someone you were supposed to root for ("OMG MY DAD DIDN'T PAY MY FINANICAL AID!") and I just never did…in fact I rooted against her like hardcore.
#16. Charles 'Charlie' Deveraux (Halloween: H20)
He even introduces himself to Michael seconds before Michael kills him which is so aww<3. Like I said earlier, I knew he would end up dying so it's hard to get attached but what I didn't see coming was the lame way he got killed. We didn't even get to see it happen. I think we all know Charlie deserved better then that so as protest I am placing him on the list.
Who should have died instead:
Laurie Strode/Tate
Portrayed by Jaime Lee Curtis, Laurie was of course the survivor of the first two Halloween films and returned to this one with a shitload of issues. I like Laurie and I always have, but the explanation at the beginning of Resurrection is such a mess. Basically Laurie chops off Michael's head but WAIT, it turns out Michael switched outfits with an ambulance driver. Lol You know Michael is ugly as sin too so wtf at no one noticing him walking off dressed as an ambulance driver with no MASK to hide his ugliness/burned face as a result of the events in Halloween 2 and if I remember correctly he had his knife in hand as well. L O L
I thought Laurie chopping off Michael's head would be a great ending to the Halloween films but I always knew they would be tempted to make another one and it would be so horrendous. They did and it was...basically after 20 years you would think they would have ended the Myers feud and they could by killing Laurie while still being able to make more films if needed but no…once again things are left unfinished and Laurie died 24 years after the events of the first Halloween instead of 20 so ~yawn~
I also would have loved to see Michael win out at the end and to see him dramatically walk away in the sunset with Laurie's head.
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CanIBorrowAFeeling.pygmyisland |
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When ya gonna rank movies starring yo favorite actor Richard Farnsworth.
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FarnsworthFan wrote: It's not my fault you're from Alabama <3 but yeah I don't watch horror movies so I don't even read the write-ups. |
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Blueberry.celebprowresting |
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They should have ended the series with H20 and then reboot the series like they did in 2007. Resurection was so lame and Laurie dying was
ZOMG SARAH<333333 She better be listed, she rocked :) |
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