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Posts: 6289 (10/22/09 10:36 PM) Giant shitpickle Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I CAN REMOVE is 100 times more important than IQ. Remove this ad ... and porn actresses. Seriously. I mean, I loves me these petite cuties and all, but they make for boring television (unless they're stripping). Get a Crystal in there, with all that chemically enhanced rage. Throw in some hermaphrodites, post-op bipolar bitches, and diesel dykes. Then sprinkle in some porn actresses with obnoxiously huge fake tits and a public nudity fetish. uhhh... Burnett's a Sucktard, right? Good chance he'll see this?
Canadian Model		#1	[-]
Posts: 384 (10/22/09 10:41 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Agreeance * infinity
ThrowMeGabon		#2	[-]
Posts: 781 (10/22/09 10:42 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts
Canadian Model		#3	[-]
Posts: 386 (10/22/09 10:43 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	omg I miss her!!! whoever THAT girl's name is > Courtney, Parvati, etc.. all the other 5'5 boring thin stick blah bitches
smellofawoman		#4	[-]
Posts: 212 (10/22/09 10:46 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Every season of Survivor but Gabon was lacking a Cryandy relationship. I mean come fucking on, the biggest bitch in the game is Shambo.
Maniacboy888		#5	[-]
Posts: 2861 (10/22/09 10:48 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I feel like Laura has the bitch edit coming on
Merely		#6	[-]
Posts: 6470 (10/22/09 10:51 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Kelly and Monica are sofa king boring.
snowboarders only		#7	[-]
Posts: 6613 (10/22/09 11:05 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	We do not need someone like Crystal for people to fawn over again for no reason
Torchflame		#8	[-]
Posts: 737 (10/23/09 03:01 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Eat yo rice!
GrenadeJumper85		#9	[-]
Posts: 14090 (10/23/09 03:32 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Every season needs a girl like Crystal. <3 <3 Crystal <3 <3 Haters fall B A C K!
MonkeeSpanker		#10	[-]
Posts: 904 (10/23/09 04:13 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I CAN REMOVE is 100 times more important than IQ. Remove this ad snowboarders only wrote: We do not need someone like Crystal for people to fawn over again for no reason Exactly that woman sucked a whale's ass, how about some smart, good looking women who can actually make it thru a challenge. I never understood the morons on this forum who loved Crystal Cocks.
blockhose		#11	[-]
Posts: 6291 (10/23/09 05:01 PM) Giant shitpickle Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Sounds like she pissed in yer Wheaties. She made for good TV. Who gives a fuck if these media whores are smart or capable of winning? Ideally, they should be stupid and delusional so we have something to chew on. Hopefully one or two will get ringworm or rickets.
GoHomeAndEatYoRice		#12	[-]
Posts: 2403 (10/23/09 05:03 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	GrenadeJumper85 wrote: Every season needs a girl like Crystal. <3 <3 Crystal <3 <3 Haters fall B A C K!
Sunshine8503		#13	[-]
Posts: 14994 (10/23/09 05:09 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	GrenadeJumper85 wrote: Every season needs a girl like Crystal. <3 <3 Crystal <3 <3 Haters fall B A C K! X FORGET YOU, GO HOME, GOODBYE!!!
blockhose		#14	[-]
Posts: 6292 (10/23/09 05:57 PM) Giant shitpickle Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I wanna see an obnoxiously ripped female body builder do this game. I wanna see one of these cliche fit young turks get picked up and thrown 50 yards during a challenge. A puzzle challenge. Like, the dude has almost spelled out "Your Tribe Wins!", and out of nowhere Helga picks him up and chucks him into Jiffy Pop, then lets out a Rupertesque roar before devouring the arms off a teammate.
Yeaster		#15	[-]
Posts: 7313 (10/23/09 06:04 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Survivor just needs women who don't fuckin suck
samsgap		#16	[-]
Posts: 3893 (10/23/09 06:16 PM) This is so supernatural!! Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Sunshine8503 wrote: GrenadeJumper85 wrote: Every season needs a girl like Crystal. <3 <3 Crystal <3 <3 Haters fall B A C K! X FORGET YOU, GO HOME, GOODBYE!!! CrystalGoddess of Gabon!!
Mister Plum		#17	[-]
Posts: 7751 (10/23/09 09:50 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	That's one of the most epic TCs ever.
SkyDreamer		#18	[-]
Posts: 344 (10/24/09 06:05 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Crystal had 2 or 3 entertaining moments. She wasn't fun to look at most of the time.
MajorTom		#19	[-]
Posts: 1158 (10/24/09 06:40 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	GrenadeJumper85 wrote: Every season needs Crystal. <3 <3 Crystal <3 <3 Haters fall B A C K!
sGabe4		#20	[-]
Posts: 375 (10/24/09 07:29 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I CAN REMOVE is 100 times more important than IQ. Remove this ad Survivor definitely needs more porn actresses - they look great on TV thanks to their fake boobs and ass-like mouths

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