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1) Do gay !%$!% fantasize about black men when they smoke a cigar?

Probably some do. Also can happen when eating a Baby Ruth. Cigars can also be the correct shade to fantasize about Latino dick and some of the darker Jews. Also, east Indians and Native Americans. Oh, and guys from "the islands." Shit, there are even cigars that can bring to mind Swedish guys, but they aren't very flavorful.

Actually, it's hard to think of a time when a gay guy is NOT thinking about cock. I guess maybe if he is a nurse and has to give a spong-bath to a 92 year old lady with bed sores.

No, that wouldn't matter. Forget it.

I prefer watching my guy smoke a cigar, for obvious reasons.




2) Do gay !%$!% shave their butt pubes into a landing strip?

Ass hair isn't pubic hair, last time I checked. The nomenclature changes about midway through the perineum. Ass hair is just ass hair.

I'm sure some of the LESSER faggots shave their ass hair into shapes. It IS educational, especially if you can manage to successfully trim a nonagon -- that takes some skill. But nonagon ass hair is pretty rare. Most don't have the time or patience. They'll tend to just shave it off instead, opting for that smooth look.

It is risky to shave off your asshole hair. When it grows back, the resulting stubble can seriously scratch and cause injury to whatever penis is penetrating you at the time. Ouch! Asshole hair stubble can damage a condom. And asshole hair is useful -- it cushions the cock that's fucking you, retains lubrication and looks funny and amusing when it gets all wet and curls up into adorable ringlets.




3) Do gay !%$!% eat fiber before a big date with that "someone special"?

Some do, sure! It's a great adjunct to the pre-anal intercourse enema. But you CANNOT EVER rely on fiber alone! That is a huge mistake. Also, the high fiber intake cleansing plan isn't foolproof. It can backfire (pun intended) big time! If you haven't yet evacuated ALL your fecal matter and the fiber kicks in at the wrong moment... oh, boy. You've got a mess. A very unromantic mess...





4) Do gay !%$!% avoid peanuts and corn before a big date with that "someone special"?

That's just silly. Peanuts and corn ARE high fiber. Yes, you DO want to be sure that fragments of such do not get in the way of the thrusting cock. But this rarely happens. A CONSIDERATE faggot will be sure to douche out his asshole so any peanuts or corn are cleaned out along with the rest of the poop. A non-issue, really. But I do think that if peanuts or corn have caused trouble for you even once in the past, then likely you'd be sure to never risk that again.





5) Do gay !%$!% find farts arousing?

No, we find them funny!

Farts are ALWAYS funny, no matter what.

However, we have learned to ignore farts when they happen during sex. There's a delicate moment when you think you're going to laugh or that you won't be able to get your mind back on the task at hand but usually this blows over with relative ease. Farts happen most often during sex when a guy is kneeling down to suck your dick. This change in posture can cause the sphincter to relax, releasing some gas.

This comes into play during heterosexual sex, too. But when a girl farts as she's kneeling down to suck your dick, it's just disgusting. You'll never call her again.

I saw it. It's dull.

Sorry, though. The troll ABSOLUTELY wins that one.

He makes some valid points, too.