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I came across some bullshit on Food Network which stated that "they" make something like 11 billion-billion pieces of candy corn each year and that if you put them all end to end they would circle the moon a whole fucking hell of a lot of times.

My recollection of the actual figures could be skewed. Still, I got the impression that there's a bunch of this shit around.

It does nothing for me. You could lock me in a room for weeks with nothing to eat and then introduce two food sources: a bowl of candy corn, or the wet slime from a vagina. I'd probably lap up the vagina slime.

I see no reason to ingest candy corn. I am rather tired of marshmallow peeps, too. Even the new chocolate bats.

I'm not judging you if you happen to like waxy, sugary, shiny treats. Eat them. Go for it. You should at least OFFER some to me because that's just polite. And don't tell me that I'd like them if I had the "good ones." I've had them all.