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unsaid qualifications to be on Survivor |
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Posts: 3269 (10/27/09 12:42 AM) Registered user |
1) If you are an alpha male, you must agree to be life long friends with Probst
4) No more than 2 moms per season 5) If you are under 30, you can't be married 6) You must have at least gotten close to getting into a frat or soroity
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SurvivorNinja |
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Posts: 2960 (10/27/09 12:46 AM) Registered user |
7) Use myspace
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Posts: 528 (10/27/09 12:47 AM) |
8) You must personally give Lynn Spillman at least 30 orgasms in 30 different positions.
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Olmec Donald |
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Posts: 909 (10/27/09 01:09 AM) |
9. Live in Los Angeles
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Maniacboy888 |
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Posts: 2889 (10/27/09 01:11 AM) Registered user |
10. Not post here
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rennyat |
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Posts: 3192 (10/27/09 01:28 AM) |
11. Be blonde.
12. Be crazy as hell. |
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Maniacboy888 |
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Posts: 2890 (10/27/09 01:37 AM) Registered user |
13. Have a mullet if your over 40
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BortBort |
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Posts: 1360 (10/27/09 02:01 AM) |
14. Spend most of your time waiting in line for tacos
15. Never seen an episode of Survivor before |
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AusSurvivor |
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Posts: 9 (10/27/09 06:05 AM) |
16. Firmly believe that Survivor is your ticket to stardom
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survivor300 |
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Posts: 3591 (10/27/09 09:20 AM) Registered User |
17.. while in L.A....shop at a health food store.
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Double Edged Sword |
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Posts: 6841 (10/27/09 09:57 AM) Registered User |
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ThrowMeGabon |
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Posts: 796 (10/27/09 10:14 AM) |
19. Wacky personality, muscles, or tits
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survivor300 |
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Posts: 3592 (10/27/09 10:20 AM) Registered User |
20.. Kisses Lynn spillman's ass
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Kubin |
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Posts: 121 (10/27/09 11:01 AM) |
21. Work as a Pharmaceutal Sales Rep.
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survivor300 |
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Posts: 3593 (10/27/09 11:10 AM) Registered User |
LMAO^^^
22. work as a bartender |
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ImCrushingYourHead |
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Posts: 4867 (10/27/09 01:06 PM) Registered user |
23. Have a wimpy existence, so that when the first difficult situation arises, you can proclaim repeatedly, "This is the hardest thing I've ever done
in my life!"
eta to add #23
Last Edited By: ImCrushingYourHead
10/27/09 06:13 PM.
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 Piranhahaha |
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Posts: 12905 (10/27/09 01:13 PM)
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24. Have an unusual first name, or if an ordinary one, misspell it.
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Roasted Samoas |
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Posts: 21 (10/27/09 03:02 PM) |
25. not like richard in a homosexual way, that's for sure
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Piranhahaha |
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Posts: 12910 (10/27/09 06:11 PM)
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26. Dumbass tattoos or inappropiate piercings.
26b. (Secret Spillman/Erica immediate guaranty of getting on the show: "Both? Here's your plane ticket, Angie." (How else could she have gotten on?)) |
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Runnindownadream74 |
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Posts: 119 (10/27/09 07:54 PM) |
27) Agree to go on Survivor only "for the experience", not to win.
28) If female, have big tits. 29) If male and fat, have big tits. |
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Sol Rosenberg |
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Posts: 4139 (10/27/09 08:21 PM) Registered User |
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