30. Model underwear, but say you are a rocket scientist.
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unsaid qualifications to be on Survivor
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Posts: 478 (10/27/09 9:30 PM) Registered User |
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Drboboosh2 |
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Posts: 124 (10/27/09 10:22 PM) |
31. Must not be there to make friends
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Posts: 153 (10/27/09 10:30 PM) |
^^^ (adds to 31) so you can make fast friends and exclaim you never thought you'd get so close to people in the game.
32. Right up front, go in with some idiotic "strategy" or game "philosophy" so the editors have a good heads up on how to spin the season. |
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Kubin |
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Posts: 122 (10/27/09 11:12 PM) |
33. If you are religious, be an over the top fanatic.
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Piranhahaha |
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Posts: 12914 (10/27/09 11:31 PM)
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34. Can't swim.
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survivorisdestiny |
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Posts: 1383 (10/28/09 12:00 AM) Registered User |
35. If Asian, be good at puzzles.
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decisionisfinal |
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Posts: 614 (10/28/09 12:03 AM) |
36. If your a black female, bitch about everything
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Ben Tucker |
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Posts: 1778 (10/28/09 12:03 AM) Registered User |
35b. Or just say that you are.
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survivorisdestiny |
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Posts: 1384 (10/28/09 12:06 AM) Registered User |
35c. With special exception for a certain Rebekah "Becky" Lee: say nothing AND do nothing.
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River50 |
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Posts: 155 (10/28/09 1:05 AM) |
36. If you're a white male, just be an overall raging asshole misogynist racist jerk so that when minority group members and women complain during the game
(despite how tough they are when it matters), it just becomes a self-fulfilling prophesy that 'those people' are all cry babies that need to pull
themselves up by the bootstraps in survivor and in life.
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beatles20147 |
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Posts: 12565 (10/28/09 1:19 AM) Registered User |
Hey, SID sighting!
37. If you are a male over the age of 40, you must either dominate the immunity challenges or get medically evacuated from the game. There is no middle ground. 38. If you're a female under the age of 25, you must appear to be prissy and spoiled, but in reality you must (claim to) be tougher than you look, not afraid to get a little dirty, and any other related cliché. Bonus points if Jeff Probst remarks that, going in he expected you to falter but there's "more to her than I initially thought." 39. If you are a female under the age of 30 and are playing on a post-Micronesia season, your favorite player is Parvati. No exceptions. |
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Shion is Queen |
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Posts: 898 (10/28/09 1:19 AM) |
37. Not want to play.
yY I GOT 37! ETA: Fuck you Beatles. Fuck you in every orifice. 
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Jet Jaga |
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Posts: 1415 (10/28/09 5:02 AM) Registered user |
41. You know how to insult people by calling them "gay and retarded."
42. You are actually gay and/or retarded. |
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Zzunk |
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Posts: 6414 (10/28/09 6:04 AM) Registered User |
43. Get all hyperactive after Jiffy Probe says "wanna see whatcha playing for"?
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Utopian |
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Posts: 6491 (10/28/09 9:17 AM) Registered User |
44. Must be willing to take direction.
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Roasted Samoas |
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Posts: 38 (10/28/09 9:19 AM) |
45. must not be turned off by things like lacking hygiene and bad breath; in fact, willingness to pursue fake but showy romance in such conditions a plus
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Jet Jaga |
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Posts: 1416 (10/28/09 9:40 AM) Registered user |
46. You were recently rejected for the Amazing Race.
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Apprentice Talker |
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Posts: 10869 (10/28/09 11:07 AM) WRP Official Spokesperson |
47. No expatriates in the U.S. are not applicable to join.
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TimmyTAR |
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Posts: 3082 (10/28/09 12:46 PM) Registered user |
48. If you are young, black, and male, you must become lazy. No exceptions. 49. If you are a white male doctor, then carry yourself as the hottest man ever. The producers, Lynn Spillman, and Jiffy Pop get off on that shit constantly
and will edit you in a favorable manner. Examples include Marcus and Mick.
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aboutbreakingrules |
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Posts: 747 (10/28/09 2:39 PM) |
51) Mactors who look like extras on the 90210 or Melrose Place set. The dumber the better.
52) Blacks: lazy males, batshit crazy females. |
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- American Idol PAST SEASONS
- The Mole
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- Clubs That Suck. No, Really.
- The Dump
- Monster Island
- Purgatory
- FAQ
- In Memory, 9/11/01
