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XtremeInnovator420		#201	[-]
Posts: 2352 (10/29/09 07:08 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I CAN REMOVE is 100 times more important than IQ. Remove this ad Well, except a good ending. And that's kind of, y'know, a big part of a good story.
Thailandsurvivor		#202	[-]
Posts: 8460 (10/29/09 07:10 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Amazon has the worst ending of any season, yet it's still my favorite.
Oowatanite		#203	[-]
Posts: 9146 (10/29/09 07:17 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Hippownage wrote: Oowatanite wrote: Gabon has set a new standard of shittiness that no other Survivor season will ever match. After further thought, I agree with you 100%. Good on you for finally seeing the light. :)
XtremeInnovator420		#204	[-]
Posts: 2353 (10/29/09 07:19 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	True, the way they edited Amazon to make us as the audience (at the time) think the person who got buried 6-1 in the final 2 jury vote might actually pull off the win was kind of bad. However, surely you're not trying to tell me Gabon wouldn't have been amazingly better with either a Ken/Crystal/Susie or even a Ken/Crystal/Sugar Final 3, are you TS? Of all people? lol...
novaya		#205	[-]
Posts: 1071 (10/29/09 08:21 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Oowatanite wrote: Bad Things About Survivor Gabon 1. The story editors SUCKED !!!!! We had a close final vote of 4-3. And what did the story editors give us ? Susie got three votes and almost won the game, yet she was IGNORED the whole season. Bob won the game and was IGNORED most of the season. Sugar got ZERO votes and was HATED by pretty much the entire jury and what did we get from the editors ? A misleading manufactured "sweetheart" edit. Pretty much the entire jury agreed (in their post-boot interviews) that Sugar's edit was WAY OFF from what they experienced with her in Gabon. Why did the editors give Sugar this edit ? I'll give that answer under it's own number later. 2. The Final Three SUCKED !!!!! The absolute worse F3 jury performances EVER !! Bob did SO BADLY that he turned a guaranteed 7-0-0 win into a 4-3-0 nailbiter. Bob did not own up to ANYTHING. Bob declared that he was carried along to the end. Bob took no credit for any decisions made. And after all of this, Bob decides to be flippant (and stupid) to the last questioner, Matty. "These girls do not deserve to win over me". Wait Bob, didn't you just say that you made no decisions and was just carried to the end ? Really Bob ? THE WORST JURY performance EVER by a winner. And that includes Heidik, who at least had the good sense to apologize to Helen for her vote. What did we get from Susie ? "I tried hard. For my son. For my family." Repeat, ad nauseum. And she still got three votes ! Anti-Bob votes, all of 'em. And Sugar got ZERO anti-Bob votes. That's how much Sugar was HATED. All of the anti-Bob votes went to Susie ! How horrendous was Sugar's jury performance ? Well, she told Charlie he need not worry about voting for her. She continued to insult Randy. She told her "brother" Matty, whom she betrayed at the end, that she really felt bad about betraying .......... Kenny ! 3. Probst SUCKED !!!!! Probst has been getting worse each season. It seemed to start around ASS. This year he made no bones about who he liked and who he didn't like. During challenge commentary, poor Kelly was trashed constantly, even though her challenge performances were not that bad, at least compared to the rest of these idiots. And Probst also was pretty bad at TCs. At GC's last TC, Probst basically informed Sugar that the others had searched her bag and had found her HII and that she better play it to save herself. Yet Sugar was so sure that she wasn't gonna be blindsided that night that she refused to play it. And survived. Which leads us to the next point. 4. Player strategy SUCKED !!!!! Sugar got the HII in Ep3. The Fangs realized she had the HII by Ep5. And still Sugar was allowed to float to the end without ever using it. Meanwhile Kenny and Crystal were booting alllies left and right. Bye bye GC. So long Kelly. And the one time a tribe votes in a manner to eliminate a target AND protect themselves from the HII at the same time, they get screwed by a twist. The second tribe switch. More on that later. What about the Kotas ? Why didn't they throw some ICs and shed themselves some ex-Fangs and maybe save some ex-Kotas on the other side ? I don't know why they didn't, but I'm glad they didn't. Burnett is thisclose to turning the post-switch ICs into a battle of "throws". I can see it now - Probst will say "On your mark, set, GO" and no one will move along the challenge course. How about strategy post-merge ? It sucked as well. Sugar needlessly turned on pretty much every ally she had. And was losing jury votes faster than ever. Bob played around with fake idols. He betrayed Randy and Corinne. Apparently he was trying to lose jury votes as well, and it almost cost him the game. Crystal and Kenny got cocky and blew their games out of the water. 5. The Twists SUCKED !!!!! Remember when being exiled used to be a bad thing ? Me neither. Clue versus comfort in Exile. How did that go ? Well, Sugar and her stomach certainly appreciated it. Again and again and again and again. How about that bonus II at the feast ? The one that, unsurprisingly, no one wanted to take in front of EVERYONE. The one that was thrown into the water about an hour after it was found. Jeez. But the absolute worst twist was the second switch. You know, the one that was inserted at the last minute to prevent the dominant Kotas from pagonging the useless Fangs. How did that work out for Burnett ? Instead of the Kotas pagonging the Fangs, we got the Fangs pagonging the Kotas. Yay !! So instead of the fireworks and treachery of Randy and Corinne betraying Charlie and Marcus in the end, we got the worst F6 EVER. Yay again !! The second switch also had the ridiculousness of turning a hard-fought 6-4 tribe advantage into a mish-mash of mixed 5-5 tribes. But Kota had a 3-2 advantage in each tribe ! Yeah, tell that to Marcus. I'm sure he would prefer the 6-4 advantage that his tribe, you know, actually earned. Heck, even Randy and Charlie and Corinne knew that Marcus was in danger and wanted to throw the challenge. So what happened ? Matty won an IC that was obviously set up to be an individual challenge. That is, until the last-minute shenanigans by Probst and the producers caused it to become a tribe challenge. Survivor needs to go back to the basics, like Big Brother did. GET RID OF THE FUCKIN' TWISTS ! And hopefully they can get the same results as BB did this past season. 6. Sugar SUCKED !!!!! And was rather good at it, so she got onto the show. Just kidding ! A little. Sugar got this season's "sweetheart" edit. Like Colleen and Lis and KimP and Gina. Except that Colleen and Lis and KimP and Gina were, you know, SWEET. Sugar was NOT sweet. Sugar was a fake. A charlatan. A mactress. Post-finale interviews reveal that CBS/SEG "hired" Sugar to bring "drama" and "entertainment" to this season's edition of Survivor. She promised backstabs and blindsides and @!%@# and "moments" and hilarity and funny faces and smirks. Sugar was not there to win, she was there for the "exposure". And probably to help the good guys win. And she delivered. ( I also hear that she was angling for the extra $100,000 for Fave Player, but Probst screwed her by giving it to Bob even though he was the winner ). In return, CBS/SEG promised a really good edit to help her in her post-Survivor career, which apparently included a rumoured "side deal" with CBS. I anticipate Sugar appearing as Bimbo #3 on Two and a Half Men, and as corpse #1 in any or all of the CSIs. Yay for Sugar !! I disagree with everything you just said, and I will confess to the Guadalupe, my PRIEST, and everyone within the Catholic hierarchy as to WHY. /end unnecessary italics. 1. THE EDITING IN GABON WAS FANTASTICAL AND MAGICAL Gabon haters are such backbiting revisionists. We just came off of Micro, in which everyone was all like "wauuugh the Fans got no airtime and a horrible ediiiit!" (lie) because the Faves hogged limelight until Parvati had a b.r.e.a.k.t.h.r.o.u.g.h and dominated post-Ozzy's boot. Gabon gave great story-arcs to every.single.character except, like, Jacquie. Which I -- and you -- can live with and you should accept this irrefutable reality. Three points on your F3 hatred: 1a: Susie got no edit because she was a follower. She was not a strategist, and fell into the F3 by winning the F4 immunity. Plus, no one cared about Susie or thought she would win so this entire line of "OMG SUSIE WAS THE RUNNER-UP BUT GOT NO EDIIIIIIT!!!!" is simple, post-game revisionism. I'm sorry we didn't see Susie hauling firewood to make Marcus happy (WHAT A LEGENDARY MOMENT) or Susie putting all chips on TEAM MATTY (her 1 strategy, and Matty should DIAF for real) just so you could live with one of Gabon's more boring characters getting MORE AIRTIME to justify why she was #2. She fell into F3, had no real game or strategy aside from the Marcus Boot, and got the Fang Jury votes. THAT WAS HER JOURNEY! Shedding ONE EXTRA SECOND of good character (Crystal, Corinne, Randy, Kenny -- y'know, people doing shit in the game) just so we can see Susie saying "I gotta make that F3! ^_^" is such epic bullshit. 2a: Bob was just like Susie except he did get airtime via his bzillions of fake idols. Which were EPIC at the time and unprecedented and still are. Even the Kotas post-show said Bob slept all day and didn't strategize for shit. Like with Susie, I'm sure additional scenes of Bob picking his ass or talking about being a teacher or some shit would help you to come to terms with Gabon. More backbiting. 3a: Sugar's edit. So? Bitter Kota whores saying Sugar was a fugly slut or crude bitch or w/e isn't really the most of unbiased sources. In Pearl Islands, the Morgans all said Christa was a heinous bitch, but Rupert and Sandra said she wasn't and the Morgans are just bitchy. This shit happens, y'know? Sugar was a great character until she got all OTTAnnoying in the final two episodes, but even Sucks was fooled by her mactress power and LOVED HER until the end. More revisionist HISTORY. 2. THE FINAL 3 SUCKED BUT O WELL All the strategists overplayed their hands and got kickbanned. Sugar sucked at FTC, but really, no one would have voted for her anyway. Kota irrationally hated her for not being like "O, I was a Kota on Day 1 so sure, Corinne! Lemme help u! <3" and Fang was backstabbed by her. So this is different from, o, say, Vanuatu HOW? Lawdz. 3. PROBST IS THIS WAY NOW SO DEAL WITH IT He was a whorebag to Zhan Hu in China, was a whorebag in FvF, and has been epically worse in Tocantins and Samoa. So w/e. 4. PLAYER STRATEGY WAS GREAT Are you smoking crystal meth? "OH SHIT SUGAR HAS THE HII!!!!!!!!1111!1" Not every HII holder gets kickbanned out. Kenny picked Kelly over others because he knew she was on the outs in Kota then used and abused her. SMRT. lol @ saying voting out GC who was like "ugh lemme out I need some popeyes" was a bad move. Jesus. You can't force a quitter bitch to stay. Kenny/Crystal flipped Sugar and rode her ass all the way to the F6/F5. Crystal flipped Susie. They held a strong pagong of the Kotas. Yes, there were some blunders (splitting the Corinne vote, keeping Matty around), but in the end, Fang was pagonging Kota so they kept Matty's traitorous ass. Keeping him around was the season's biggest blunder, because he was such a treasonous whore, but life goes on and that makes Survivor ~SURVIVOR~ y'know? 5. THE TWISTS ARE WHATEVER AND WHAT WILL BE O, Christ on a Cross, you are just sounding like a bitter Kota. Tribe switches fucking happen. Some twists never amount to shit (howzabout that Tocantins with it's CAMP or HII twist? or their MUTINY AT EXILE twist?). The mergefeast HII was one of those. Anything else is just bitter Fangealousy. You even kick and scream that Kota should have thrown challenges to purge old Fangs (I'm guessing you mean true loyal patriot Susie Smith). WELL GUESS WHAT THEY DIDN'T, and I have a strong hidden belief Fang actually did throw the first water challenge to kickban Jacquie. But unless someone from Gabon can verify, it will always be in my head. So don't be such a Bitter Betty. That entire point of yours undermines your argument because it comes from some a deep, dark, rank, Kota-loving, jealous place. 6. SUGAR HATE IS SO 2008 OMG I GET IT. Sugar annoyed you (like 100% of Sucks) by the end of Gabon. Christ. Despite her famewhoring Mactressy ways, Sugar was a great character until the end when she decided to destroy her entire alliances. Sugar MADE Gabon and then smashed it to pieces. But, I mean really, you should love Sugar for giving you such an easy vehicle to hate one of the greatest post-ASS seasons. Anyone who hates Gabon but prefers any of the following -- Vanuatu, Palau, Exile Island, Cook Islands, Fiji, or Tocantins -- over it REALLY has no purpose to offer an opinion.
Burrito Taco		#206	[-]
Posts: 2290 (10/29/09 08:35 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Why are we still discussing this? Gabon > your mother
novaya		#207	[-]
Posts: 1072 (10/29/09 08:39 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Burrito Taco wrote: Why are we still discussing this? Gabon > your mother Thank you, BT. Crystal fans and Sam/Dan fans 4ever. <3
Burrito Taco		#208	[-]
Posts: 2291 (10/29/09 09:09 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Dan/Sam may be divine, but they'll never achieve Crystal's epic goddessness. Gabon fans 2gether 4ever <3
novaya		#209	[-]
Posts: 1075 (10/29/09 09:20 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Burrito Taco wrote: Dan/Sam may be divine, but they'll never achieve Crystal's epic goddessness. Gabon fans 2gether 4ever <3 ~~~~ EPIC ~~~~ You truly are a warrior prophet of good.
Oowatanite		#210	[-]
Posts: 9159 (10/29/09 09:33 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I CAN REMOVE is 100 times more important than IQ. Remove this ad novaya wrote: Oowatanite wrote: Bad Things About Survivor Gabon 1. The story editors SUCKED !!!!! We had a close final vote of 4-3. And what did the story editors give us ? Susie got three votes and almost won the game, yet she was IGNORED the whole season. Bob won the game and was IGNORED most of the season. Sugar got ZERO votes and was HATED by pretty much the entire jury and what did we get from the editors ? A misleading manufactured "sweetheart" edit. Pretty much the entire jury agreed (in their post-boot interviews) that Sugar's edit was WAY OFF from what they experienced with her in Gabon. Why did the editors give Sugar this edit ? I'll give that answer under it's own number later. 2. The Final Three SUCKED !!!!! The absolute worse F3 jury performances EVER !! Bob did SO BADLY that he turned a guaranteed 7-0-0 win into a 4-3-0 nailbiter. Bob did not own up to ANYTHING. Bob declared that he was carried along to the end. Bob took no credit for any decisions made. And after all of this, Bob decides to be flippant (and stupid) to the last questioner, Matty. "These girls do not deserve to win over me". Wait Bob, didn't you just say that you made no decisions and was just carried to the end ? Really Bob ? THE WORST JURY performance EVER by a winner. And that includes Heidik, who at least had the good sense to apologize to Helen for her vote. What did we get from Susie ? "I tried hard. For my son. For my family." Repeat, ad nauseum. And she still got three votes ! Anti-Bob votes, all of 'em. And Sugar got ZERO anti-Bob votes. That's how much Sugar was HATED. All of the anti-Bob votes went to Susie ! How horrendous was Sugar's jury performance ? Well, she told Charlie he need not worry about voting for her. She continued to insult Randy. She told her "brother" Matty, whom she betrayed at the end, that she really felt bad about betraying .......... Kenny ! 3. Probst SUCKED !!!!! Probst has been getting worse each season. It seemed to start around ASS. This year he made no bones about who he liked and who he didn't like. During challenge commentary, poor Kelly was trashed constantly, even though her challenge performances were not that bad, at least compared to the rest of these idiots. And Probst also was pretty bad at TCs. At GC's last TC, Probst basically informed Sugar that the others had searched her bag and had found her HII and that she better play it to save herself. Yet Sugar was so sure that she wasn't gonna be blindsided that night that she refused to play it. And survived. Which leads us to the next point. 4. Player strategy SUCKED !!!!! Sugar got the HII in Ep3. The Fangs realized she had the HII by Ep5. And still Sugar was allowed to float to the end without ever using it. Meanwhile Kenny and Crystal were booting alllies left and right. Bye bye GC. So long Kelly. And the one time a tribe votes in a manner to eliminate a target AND protect themselves from the HII at the same time, they get screwed by a twist. The second tribe switch. More on that later. What about the Kotas ? Why didn't they throw some ICs and shed themselves some ex-Fangs and maybe save some ex-Kotas on the other side ? I don't know why they didn't, but I'm glad they didn't. Burnett is thisclose to turning the post-switch ICs into a battle of "throws". I can see it now - Probst will say "On your mark, set, GO" and no one will move along the challenge course. How about strategy post-merge ? It sucked as well. Sugar needlessly turned on pretty much every ally she had. And was losing jury votes faster than ever. Bob played around with fake idols. He betrayed Randy and Corinne. Apparently he was trying to lose jury votes as well, and it almost cost him the game. Crystal and Kenny got cocky and blew their games out of the water. 5. The Twists SUCKED !!!!! Remember when being exiled used to be a bad thing ? Me neither. Clue versus comfort in Exile. How did that go ? Well, Sugar and her stomach certainly appreciated it. Again and again and again and again. How about that bonus II at the feast ? The one that, unsurprisingly, no one wanted to take in front of EVERYONE. The one that was thrown into the water about an hour after it was found. Jeez. But the absolute worst twist was the second switch. You know, the one that was inserted at the last minute to prevent the dominant Kotas from pagonging the useless Fangs. How did that work out for Burnett ? Instead of the Kotas pagonging the Fangs, we got the Fangs pagonging the Kotas. Yay !! So instead of the fireworks and treachery of Randy and Corinne betraying Charlie and Marcus in the end, we got the worst F6 EVER. Yay again !! The second switch also had the ridiculousness of turning a hard-fought 6-4 tribe advantage into a mish-mash of mixed 5-5 tribes. But Kota had a 3-2 advantage in each tribe ! Yeah, tell that to Marcus. I'm sure he would prefer the 6-4 advantage that his tribe, you know, actually earned. Heck, even Randy and Charlie and Corinne knew that Marcus was in danger and wanted to throw the challenge. So what happened ? Matty won an IC that was obviously set up to be an individual challenge. That is, until the last-minute shenanigans by Probst and the producers caused it to become a tribe challenge. Survivor needs to go back to the basics, like Big Brother did. GET RID OF THE FUCKIN' TWISTS ! And hopefully they can get the same results as BB did this past season. 6. Sugar SUCKED !!!!! And was rather good at it, so she got onto the show. Just kidding ! A little. Sugar got this season's "sweetheart" edit. Like Colleen and Lis and KimP and Gina. Except that Colleen and Lis and KimP and Gina were, you know, SWEET. Sugar was NOT sweet. Sugar was a fake. A charlatan. A mactress. Post-finale interviews reveal that CBS/SEG "hired" Sugar to bring "drama" and "entertainment" to this season's edition of Survivor. She promised backstabs and blindsides and @!%@# and "moments" and hilarity and funny faces and smirks. Sugar was not there to win, she was there for the "exposure". And probably to help the good guys win. And she delivered. ( I also hear that she was angling for the extra $100,000 for Fave Player, but Probst screwed her by giving it to Bob even though he was the winner ). In return, CBS/SEG promised a really good edit to help her in her post-Survivor career, which apparently included a rumoured "side deal" with CBS. I anticipate Sugar appearing as Bimbo #3 on Two and a Half Men, and as corpse #1 in any or all of the CSIs. Yay for Sugar !! blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah ............ BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH .......... blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah ....................... Since you're one of those insane delusional CrystalBitch fantards, your opinion on anything is useless.
round peg		#211	[-]
Posts: 409 (10/29/09 09:45 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	and your a MARCUNT FAN so your opinion is worthless as well dipshit.
OrsNaz		#212	[-]
Posts: 239 (10/29/09 09:51 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	This season is amazing simply because Marcunt was blindsided, Randy's tribal council was hilarious & Corinne was made a fool out of. The onion alliance was so terribly annoying and arrogant and they got taken out by a Pin-up Model, the king of all nerds, and a gigantic olympic medalist who is worse than Scout at challenges. Had the last Tribal Council been Susie + Sugar + Crystal or Sugar + Kenny + Crystal it would have made the season better, but as a whole it was very entertaining and very satisfying. Good points: - Onions knocked off in comedic and satisfying fashion - Sugar was awesome pre-final 6 - Crystal was hilarious, whether it be how terrible she was at challenges or her behavior at tribal Bad points: - Bob as the winner - A bit predictable in the beginning If you do not like Crystal and Sugar, you aren't going to like the season obv. So whatever.
novaya		#213	[-]
Posts: 1076 (10/29/09 09:53 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Oowatanite wrote: Since you're one of those insane delusional CrystalBitch fantards, your opinion on anything is useless. SPEAKING AS SOMEONE WHO COMES FROM HEAVY AMOUNTS OF FANDOM FROM RANDOM ARENAS OF FANDOMNESS: That reply is just lol. Because anyone who writes off a criticism as "Oh, ur just x supporter!!!!11" fails in the argument. Yea, I'm a Crystal fan. HEY GUESS WHAT: Crystal didn't win Gabon and came in sixth. lol. It doesn't make me like Gabon more or less. I liked the edits, the focus on characters (pre- and post-merge), the scenery, the TCs -- the milieu. People writing off Gabon supporters as "Crystaltards" is stupid. Crystal -- while an INTEGRAL PART OF GABON'S AWESOMENESS -- cannot carry a whole fucking season on her MASSIVE shoulders. So go troll missyae some more or something. lol. You're dumping on a whole season because of your irrational Kota love. I even defended Sugar -- arch-enemy of Crystal -- in my reply. Sing a new lyric, plz, and if you continue to sing an old one, make sure it's a hot Gloria Estefan/Miami Sound Machine hit. <3
Oowatanite		#214	[-]
Posts: 9165 (10/29/09 10:05 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	novaya wrote: Oowatanite wrote: Since you're one of those insane delusional CrystalBitch fantards, your opinion on anything is useless. SPEAKING AS SOMEONE WHO COMES FROM HEAVY AMOUNTS OF FANDOM FROM RANDOM ARENAS OF FANDOMNESS: That reply is just lol. Because anyone who writes off a criticism as "Oh, ur just x supporter!!!!11" fails in the argument. Yea, I'm a Crystal fan. HEY GUESS WHAT: Crystal didn't win Gabon and came in sixth. lol. It doesn't make me like Gabon more or less. I liked the edits, the focus on characters (pre- and post-merge), the scenery, the TCs -- the milieu. People writing off Gabon supporters as "Crystaltards" is stupid. Crystal -- while an INTEGRAL PART OF GABON'S AWESOMENESS -- cannot carry a whole fucking season on her MASSIVE shoulders. So go troll missyae some more or something. lol. You're dumping on a whole season because of your irrational Kota love. I even defended Sugar -- arch-enemy of Crystal -- in my reply. Sing a new lyric, plz, and if you continue to sing an old one, make sure it's a hot Gloria Estefan/Miami Sound Machine hit. <3 Crystal was a whining useless pathetic piece of dogshit. And her fantards are worse. I was a Keloma fan. I just acknowledge that the remaining Kotas were unfairly and needlessly screwed by SEG. Like I said, we could've had Randy and Corinne plotting to backstab Marcus and Charlie and Bob in the endgame. Instead we got the WORST FINAL SIX EVER.
OrsNaz		#215	[-]
Posts: 241 (10/29/09 10:08 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Oowatanite wrote: novaya wrote: Oowatanite wrote: Since you're one of those insane delusional CrystalBitch fantards, your opinion on anything is useless. SPEAKING AS SOMEONE WHO COMES FROM HEAVY AMOUNTS OF FANDOM FROM RANDOM ARENAS OF FANDOMNESS: That reply is just lol. Because anyone who writes off a criticism as "Oh, ur just x supporter!!!!11" fails in the argument. Yea, I'm a Crystal fan. HEY GUESS WHAT: Crystal didn't win Gabon and came in sixth. lol. It doesn't make me like Gabon more or less. I liked the edits, the focus on characters (pre- and post-merge), the scenery, the TCs -- the milieu. People writing off Gabon supporters as "Crystaltards" is stupid. Crystal -- while an INTEGRAL PART OF GABON'S AWESOMENESS -- cannot carry a whole fucking season on her MASSIVE shoulders. So go troll missyae some more or something. lol. You're dumping on a whole season because of your irrational Kota love. I even defended Sugar -- arch-enemy of Crystal -- in my reply. Sing a new lyric, plz, and if you continue to sing an old one, make sure it's a hot Gloria Estefan/Miami Sound Machine hit. <3 Crystal was a whining useless pathetic piece of dogshit. And her fantards are worse. I was a Keloma fan. I just acknowledge that the remaining Kotas were unfairly and needlessly screwed by SEG. Like I said, we could've had Randy and Corinne plotting to backstab Marcus and Charlie and Bob in the endgame. Instead we got the WORST FINAL SIX EVER. That would have been the WORST FINAL SIX EVER. Crystal was ENTERTAINING. WTF did Marcus/Charlie bring to the table except arrogance? Nothing. Twists are apart of Survivor. Twist screwed Boston Rob. Twist screwed Michelle. Twist screwed a shit load of Survivors. Deal.
MonkeeSpanker		#216	[-]
Posts: 930 (10/29/09 10:12 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Randy was the best thing about Gaboner, I laugh at people who are fans of Crystal Cocks, she was perhaps the biggest failure in the history of Survivor - no game, couldn't think her way out of a wet paper bag and the most unatheletic player ever, Christ, Chet was more of a challenge beast than this beast. Crystal sucked a big Cocks, not sure why they cast a special olympian in the first place.
OrsNaz		#217	[-]
Posts: 242 (10/29/09 10:13 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	MonkeeSpanker wrote: Randy was the best thing about Gaboner, I laugh at people who are fans of Crystal Cocks, she was perhaps the biggest failure in the history of Survivor - no game, couldn't think her way out of a wet paper bag and the most unatheletic player ever, Christ, Chet was more of a challenge beast than this beast. Crystal sucked a big Cocks, not sure why they cast a special olympian in the first place. Yet, she managed to take out all the onions and survive pre-merge despite being the worst contestant ever in a challenge. hmmm Randy was cool though
XtremeInnovator420		#218	[-]
Posts: 2357 (10/29/09 10:15 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Y'know, Ken says "you're welcome" to the Crystal fans by the way, lol. And I say that as a Crystal fan too.
round peg		#219	[-]
Posts: 410 (10/29/09 10:17 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Oo thats just revisionist history you were firmly UP MARCUNT'S ASS the whole way through sucking his dick harder than charlie you fucking shameless lying sack elephant balls!...
CrystalSuxCox		#220	[-]
Posts: 104 (10/29/09 10:20 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I CAN REMOVE is 100 times more important than IQ. Remove this ad No you dint, whatcha talkin bout, I is a great competitor ize won a gold medal in da games an ize takes it home and I has it bronzed. Ize wished I wond dat money it's hard pulling trix out heeyah on da street, oh man dees sneakers hurts my feet I cants run in dem no mo

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