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Can I be in an open casket naked when I die?
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 El Bingo Gringo |
Can I be in an open casket naked when I die? |
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Posts: 3860 (10/30/09 12:20 PM) Registered User |
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Toilet Water |
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Posts: 1035 (10/30/09 12:26 PM) Registered user |
Bury me smiling' with g's in my pocket,
Have a party at my funeral let every rapper rock it Let the hos that I use to know, from way before, kiss me from from my head to my toe Give me a paper and a pen so I can write about my life of sin A couple bottles of gin In case I don't get in... |
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rattana |
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Posts: 260 (10/30/09 12:26 PM) |
Yes. I was naked in my casket when I died.
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Mrpoopypants |
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Posts: 4154 (10/30/09 12:27 PM) |
I dunno .. but why would ya care .. Youre dead. Larf. theres also a rigamortis joke in here somewhere but i cant think of it ...
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pie123452001 |
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Posts: 35512 (10/30/09 12:33 PM) Lot Lizard |
You were born naked, you may as well be buried naked, amirite?
(OMG. This posting like a retard thing is lasting me the week) |
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El Bingo Gringo |
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Posts: 3864 (10/30/09 12:43 PM) Registered User |
Don't make fun of the retards!
You might be one one day, then how would you feel? hmmm? |
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SmrtAss |
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Posts: 7977 (10/30/09 12:57 PM) Lazy ass bitch, please |
I'm sure it'll be more convenient for everyone concerned if you die in a casket, naked or clothed. Personally, I'd prefer to be placed in one AFTER
I'm dead.
Except I want to be cremated, so never mind. |
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pie123452001 |
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Posts: 35515 (10/30/09 12:58 PM) Lot Lizard |
Let's see:
- crying over a spilled juice box - riding the short bus - annoying the hell out of the driver on said bus by asking what that button is for - mouth-breathing - winning the special olympics Life would be good, yo. |
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El Bingo Gringo |
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Posts: 3866 (10/30/09 01:43 PM) Registered User |
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star jumper |
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Posts: 44863 (10/30/09 02:20 PM) I'm an ugly Yeti King |
Flatulence Symphony wrote: Why doesn't it remind you of when Randall knocks over the cascket at the funeral? Didja guys know you can buy caskets and urns at Wal-Mart now! YAY!! |
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Sloansalad |
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Posts: 5037 (10/30/09 02:32 PM) Demanding little fucker |
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El Bingo Gringo |
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Posts: 3868 (10/30/09 02:34 PM) Registered User |
we're all going to die, knumbknuts
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Mrpoopypants |
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Posts: 4158 (10/30/09 02:34 PM) |
star jumper wrote: see now THAT makes sense to me . The person is dead . why make a big fuss . why spend all that money. bury them or burn them , yes ,,have sex with them ,no .. remember them yes .. spend money on them when theyre dead no. |
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Sloansalad |
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Posts: 5039 (10/30/09 02:40 PM) Demanding little fucker |
but not this week!
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Baby Jesus Jr |
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Posts: 4319 (10/30/09 02:53 PM) Registered user |
^^^ look at my avi after reading dreck like that justifies the stroke.
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Archimedes |
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Posts: 1106 (10/30/09 03:09 PM) Divides by zero |
Great avi 
Maybe follow it with 
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El Bingo Gringo |
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Posts: 3871 (10/30/09 03:30 PM) Registered User |
classic! good one Archie |
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Shemeji Yabara |
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Posts: 1163 (10/30/09 06:33 PM) Non Sequitur |
You can request to keep your coffin open, but the rule is you then have to lay face down. Cheaper just to creamate yourself for that kind of exposure.
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sealbach |
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Posts: 5263 (10/30/09 06:56 PM) Registered user |
just go for the stand-up, yo!
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Shemeji Yabara |
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Posts: 1167 (10/30/09 08:02 PM) Non Sequitur |
I like the whole unmarked stone thing that muslims have. Just get in the ground. The fact that your name is forgotten is a bigger blessing than any you had in
life.
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