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LOVE the penis portal.

But like all things it must be used in moderation lest it lose its special appeal.

It IS just as easy to slide the elastic edge down a bit to uncover the johnson.

If you calculate energy expenditures required for each method of escape, they are roughly the same. The physics works and the Universe remains in balanced harmony. So don't blame us guys.

It's nice to let your buddy take advantage of brilliant design. It is equally as nice to allow the penis to flop out and over.

The penis hole in boxers is an entirely different category because sometimes if you are lounging around at home, the hole can allow your pal to escape without your permission, even if he's just taking a quick look around at his surroundings. See, not all boxers have buttons. So you have to careful about that.

I can just see all those fat stinky truckers looking down at the back of your greasy head thinking " oh boy ... Ise sure am glads I gots a weiner hole in my drawers"

Idiot.

She was talking about getting HER dick sucked.