airshowpilot wrote:
Tell me I watch too much TV...
while we're having sex.
Don't contain their orgasmic moans to the commercials
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Things Women Do That Annoy Men
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Posts: 5791 (10/30/09 6:12 PM) |
Don't contain their orgasmic moans to the commercials |
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Pahrump Mania |
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Posts: 4946 (10/30/09 6:18 PM) Registered user |
Vote
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Shemeji Yabara |
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Posts: 1162 (10/30/09 6:25 PM) Non Sequitur |
When they haul the dads into court for child support and alimony.
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frisbeehead |
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Posts: 17305 (10/30/09 6:27 PM) Make it a funny one! |
Join team TC.
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Shemeji Yabara |
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Posts: 1164 (10/30/09 6:38 PM) Non Sequitur |
When they have bizarre fancies and notions about people ganging up on them, when they make strange threats, when they come at men with kitchen knifes, when
they insist on calling the cops.
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Lila Fowler |
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Posts: 4602 (10/30/09 7:21 PM) |
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
guilty of 3 out of 4 ---> BOOYAH!!! |
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SonOfAbraxas |
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Posts: 13844 (10/30/09 7:30 PM) BB Forum Moderator |
Has anyone said:
-exist -have vaginas -not have penii ??? |
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robbiefan |
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Posts: 6064 (10/30/09 7:35 PM) Registered user |
Cry when guys put it in all the way.
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Guatevia |
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Posts: 856 (10/30/09 7:40 PM) Registered User |
insist on spending tax refund on kitchen appliances
pretend we don't know how to change a tire build an empire for Oprah cry alot blame our mood swings on PMS |
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Zzunk |
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Posts: 6434 (10/30/09 7:45 PM) Registered User |
Write checks
Can't debate politics Buy too many clothes, shoes Shopping on Dec. 26 Drive worse but get in fewer accidents Throw like a girl Pick favorite team by colors or mascots Decorate for every freakin' holiday |
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Shemeji Yabara |
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Posts: 1165 (10/30/09 7:54 PM) Non Sequitur |
Some women toss their hair around, or caress it, in an annoying way. I bet that annoys the girls more than the guys. The woman in question thinks her hair
looks nice flying always into space in the bus or tube. She thinks not of the dandruff and lice and asbestom and perfume and mould and lyme disease flakes she
is spraying at us--very annoying, kids start sneezing. . .
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Angela in WI |
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Posts: 26432 (10/30/09 8:33 PM) Registered User |
Not enough sucking?
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BentMeat |
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Posts: 77 (11/01/09 8:18 PM) |
Spit
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Mrpoopypants |
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Posts: 4210 (11/01/09 8:22 PM) |
Most of them are too tall and the tops of their heads are not flat enough ....
also .. it would be nice if their tits were on their back so we had soemthing to do while we are dancing :) |
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ObservingEgo |
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Posts: 9726 (11/01/09 10:01 PM) Hi, you two!!! : ) : ) |
Yer not doing enough slow dancing Mr. Poopy Pants ... ouch ... crunch ... MAMMOGRAM!!! |
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kutabeach |
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Posts: 2911 (11/01/09 10:22 PM) |
frisbeehead wrote: You can honestly answer that their pants, in fact, do not make them look fat. It is the rolls of extra lard on your thighs and ass that make you look fat. (I recommend not saying the second part, though) |
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Mrpoopypants |
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Posts: 4212 (11/01/09 10:26 PM) |
its them always leaving and taking things from me that is most annoying ...
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OT recruiter |
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Posts: 1840 (11/01/09 10:45 PM) Registered user |
not answering my PMs
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WylDawg |
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Posts: 20781 (11/01/09 10:50 PM) Registered user |
My 3 favorite contradictions with women:
1. Wanting everything to be about them, but accusing us of being selfish. 2. Constantly having to humor them "You're pretty, you're not fat, etc...." but they consider honesty to be the most important quality in a man. 3. Not wanting to publically reveal their age, but ripping your balls off if you forget their birthdays. |
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Lila Fowler |
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Posts: 4612 (11/01/09 11:01 PM) |
I have no idea what any of you weirdo MANCHILD types are saying in this thread. |
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- In Memory, 9/11/01
