ZombieLinda wrote:

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23. Sen. Lisa Murkowski (R-AK)



Sarah Palin isn't the only Alaskan glam g.oddess y'all. And Lisa is defo a glam g.oddess. I personally think she always looks THE BEST in the group shots of women in the Senate.



PRETTY IN PINK <3

But Lisa's epic rise to power is what really earned her this high ranking. She longed to be a United States Senator ever since she was a little girl and she spent her entire life working long, arduous hours as a noble public servant to achieve her dreams.

She really epitomizes the American dream.




























































J/K!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111

She's actually a freeloading hag and Queen of Nepotism. Her dad FRANK MURKOWSKI was a senator who was then elected governor so he got the opportunity to appoint someone to take his own place. Who better than his own daughter? Then it would be like he never left.

Some girls want a new doll. Some girls want a pony. Lisa wanted a Senate seat and daddy got it for her. <3



This caused an UPROAR and the Alaskan legislature even went as far as stripping the governor of the power to appoint replacement senators. But Lisa didn't give a shit since she got what she wanted and there wasn't a thing anyone could do about it. <3

Oh except she had to be elected 2 years later. It turned out Lisa is pretty much a :retard: and virtually no one likes her, but she was still barely reelected in a nailbiter. 6 MORE YEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Her dad paid the price for his shenanigans though. He was a corrupt tool so it wasn't just the Lisa fiasco, but by 2006 he was incredibly hated and ultimately fell victim to......

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SARAHDEITY <3333333333

Sarah has had a ICY (lol) relationship with most Alaskan politicians since then and Lisa is no exception. She's hid her disdain for the most part but after Sarah burst on to the national scene and stole America's hearts, rumors began swirling that she would challenge Lisa for her Senate seat in 2010. SHE DID IT TO YOUR DAD AND SHE'S NOT AFRAID OF YOU EITHER!

Here was Lisa's reaction to these rumors:



so much lol @ that pic

SIDENOTE: another reason why I love Lisa is how CRAZY her eyes can be. they make for some srsly unintentionally funny facial expressions



All of those could be from a horror movie, the third being one where she's the killer of course.

ANYWAY Lisa publicly told Palin to BACK OFF BITCH and warned her that she'd face the fight of her life if she dared take on the challenge. Whatever she knew she'd lose

Then the story went...nowhere after that SO I've written my own ending. They agreed on a fair Alaskan way to settle the drama - a fishing contest! If Sarah, in all her youth, could possibly catch a larger fish than seasoned veteran Lisa, then Lisa would step aside and make way for some more Palindomination. HERE WERE THE RESULTS:



MURKOWNAGE!!!!!!!!! Lisa should have an easy victory for a second term now. And even though Sarah ruined Lisa's dad's life, in the end it only brought them closer together. <3





And I don't get this chop but it made me laff anyway




With all that HIGH DRAMA, it's hard to believe Lisa doesn't crack the top 20, but she actually has a pretty MOR personality. I'm sure once she gets a couple more decades under her belt she'll be as insanely awful as all the other crotchety corrupt Alaska pols.