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kf59		#21	[-]
Posts: 8943 (11/02/09 2:56 PM) Registered Abuser Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Do they come in a penis shape? 'Cause that would be a little faggy.
star jumper		#22	[-]
Posts: 44917 (11/02/09 2:59 PM) I'm an ugly Yeti King Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	See Scruffy, was that so hard. Who's my sugar plum fairy? ;) ssts
ScruffyGuy		#23	[-]
Posts: 11100 (11/02/09 3:01 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I wish. But it's OK. I have something else that is nicely penis-shaped. No vapor comes out, though. I forgot to mention: I think they are banned in Canada. I read that somewhere. But who the fuck wants to go to Canada, right? Besides, they can't stop me. I'd be in a CAR if I were in Canada. They chase violators by HORSE. I can easily get away. Stupid Canadians. You can get them in the "the mall," but then you have to hope the kiosk remains in business so you can get the refills. You can order them online, too, but you have to hope the website sticks around. I got mine at a this mysterious cigar store place. Fat, Mafia-looking guys sit around in the back room all dressed in velveteen jogging suits, smoking cigars and talking about phallic things. They think they're not faggy but they are. This store is real. I swear. The one proprietor, he wears flip flops to work, even in cold weather. Odd.
Lauriemeck		#24	[-]
Posts: 1680 (11/02/09 3:10 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I ride the bus, and smoke at the bus stop downtown after work. So many times I get people moving away "I just can't take that smoke" they mutter under their breath. PEOPLE - there are bums here, pan handlers, spit all over the ground, and my little bit of smoke is going to make you move? So I try not sitting on the benches and standing away from them, but I usually end up moving around so I won't get any disgusted reactions from the bench sitters. Oh, and I hate the pan handlers that always want a cig when they see you are smoking. Like I can afford to buy my own cigarettes, much less fund your habit. Get away from me! I am not always a nice person...and I'm sure God will get me for it.
star jumper		#25	[-]
Posts: 44922 (11/02/09 3:11 PM) I'm an ugly Yeti King Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Next time you see a panhandler, give him/her an application.
MakePaulaCry		#26	[-]
Posts: 4215 (11/02/09 3:50 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	bluesboi wrote: Sign in here. Feel free to bitch & complain about non-smokers. and I don't give a shit if it's a dupe thread. I'm starting a new one. Um yeah, this thread only excludes like 5% of OT. 95% are pole smokers.
Visa Declined		#27	[-]
Posts: 5774 (11/02/09 4:00 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Lauriemeck wrote: I ride the bus, and smoke at the bus stop downtown after work.
Vegazguy		#28	[-]
Posts: 21150 (11/02/09 4:03 PM) 10 per day, bitches! Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	i hate when stupid heads type ssts. stop it. it's stupid. it makes you look stupid.
Mister Yuck		#29	[-]
Posts: 5542 (11/02/09 4:16 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Is that why you welshed on your poster meet in Las Vegas?
susieq		#30	[-]
Posts: 3499 (11/02/09 4:20 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Proud smoker. I am cutting down though. True story: When my niece was around 7 or 8 she told my sister's neighbor that her Aunt Susie did drugs. My sister freaked out because she knew i didn't do drugs. I freaked when I first heard it cause I knew I didn't do drugs either. After some questioning of my niece, it was determined that she was talking about my smoking. The schools were teaching the kids that tobacco is a drug.
MyPetGoat		#31	[-]
Posts: 2257 (11/02/09 4:21 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I've cut way back, don't smoke in the house or car and don't linger around doors when smoking outside. The other day I was walking down the street and some jogger came up behind me and said "thanks for polluting my air" - I got so flustered I couldn't think of a good come back so I tried flicking my butt at her. I missed though, she was fast.
Yuku Blows Goats		#32	[-]
Posts: 25256 (11/02/09 4:24 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	well it is
star jumper		#33	[-]
Posts: 44926 (11/02/09 4:27 PM) I'm an ugly Yeti King Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	MyPetGoat wrote: I've cut way back, don't smoke in the house or car and don't linger around doors when smoking outside. The other day I was walking down the street and some jogger came up behind me and said "thanks for polluting my air" - I got so flustered I couldn't think of a good come back so I tried flicking my butt at her. I missed though, she was fast. When your on short notice like that, any comeback will do. Next time, just tell her, Not keeping her legs together pollutes your air.
lilnubber		#34	[-]
Posts: 12245 (11/02/09 6:56 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	susieq wrote: True story: When my niece was around 7 or 8 she told my sister's neighbor that her Aunt Susie did drugs. My sister freaked out because she knew i didn't do drugs. I freaked when I first heard it cause I knew I didn't do drugs either. After some questioning of my niece, it was determined that she was talking about my smoking. The schools were teaching the kids that tobacco is a drug. Yes, isn't this lovely? When I still smoked, my daughter came home from school one day saying, "You do drugs." I was offended and denied it. She said, "You smoke and cigarettes are drugs." I was fucking furious. In the future, was my daughter going to be handed a needle and shrug and say, "My mom does drugs, so I'm going to, too." WTF are they thinking, teaching kids this? Do they teach that caffeine is a drug, too? Grrrr.
courthorn		#35	[-]
Posts: 126 (11/02/09 7:37 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	i just quit. I am sad. You can blow your smoke in my face.
maadx		#36	[-]
Posts: 5137 (11/02/09 9:52 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	check & what does ssts mean btw ?
susieq		#37	[-]
Posts: 3501 (11/02/09 10:19 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	lilnubber wrote: Yes, isn't this lovely? When I still smoked, my daughter came home from school one day saying, "You do drugs." I was offended and denied it. She said, "You smoke and cigarettes are drugs." I was fucking furious. In the future, was my daughter going to be handed a needle and shrug and say, "My mom does drugs, so I'm going to, too." WTF are they thinking, teaching kids this? Do they teach that caffeine is a drug, too? Grrrr. My sister and I both felt the same way. We were pissed. There's a BIG difference between smoking and cocaine, meth, heroin, etc. It's kind of hard to tell your kid that the school is lying to them and making a mountain of a molehill. We had to tell my niece to not tell people I was doing drugs. She could tell them I smoked but not the drug part. Now that she's older she realizes just how fucked up that was. She (and I) were just happy that the neighbor she told that to wasn't the one who was a cop. My sister and I did take my niece over to the neighbor's house and have her explain what she meant by 'drugs'. It helped that the neighbor smoked too and understood the bullshit that kids were being taught.
GoHomeAndEatYoRice		#38	[-]
Posts: 2527 (11/02/09 10:21 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	maadx wrote: check & what does ssts mean btw ? Maadx! Quit Smoking! You are going to die!
maadx		#39	[-]
Posts: 5140 (11/02/09 10:22 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	we are all going to die , duh! i'm just speeding up the process
hollybear141414		#40	[-]
Posts: 6460 (11/02/09 10:32 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	omg maadx you smoke??? THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING!!!! Spoiler [+] eh, not really.

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