Why did the real-estate agent cross the street?
To get to a better school district
Whats white and red and black all over?
Who knows, but its not going for asking price
Knock knock
Whose there?
Escrow
Escrow who?
Escrew you, its a down market
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Chad was the special guest on The Dish. They showed the clip of him giving his "funny" speech to his gf and dog. "Chad took time out of his busy
schedule NOT selling houses to tell jokes that were NOT funny" or something like that. Then he popped out of nowhere, handed Danielle Fishell his dog and
did some jokes:
Why did the real-estate agent cross the street? To get to a better school district Whats white and red and black all over? Who knows, but its not going for asking price Knock knock Whose there? Escrow Escrow who? Escrew you, its a down market |
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SmalltownBoy |
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This show is so stupid. I can not watch it any longer.
Too scripted. Who gives a shit about Chad and his beard? I can't believe they had that dumbass dog up on the table and made the restaurant provide a glass bowl. I hope to God they threw it away afterward. Madison with his lazy eyes and lisp pretending to be interested in women. Josh is the only amusing thing on the show but his segments were so over the top. Like he would really fly to Montana and work on that farm. Carmello or what ever the fuck his name is was so ridiculous. |
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Carboys Desire |
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I agree with you on Madison and I still think he doesn't know how to talk to his clients. They walk all over him.
But with Chad, I can overlook his personal quirks because to me he the most professional of the three (barring his appearance). He commits to his listings and knows his shit. I can't stand Josh. What a fucking tool. Chad would have had that Malibu property surveyed with boundary stakes in place and would have been able to answer simple questions about water sources and whatnot. He acts like a know-it-all but when put to the test he fails. |
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TobaccoRhoda |
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Yeah, Chad likes to attend to details, like getting a fucking shared custody arrangement on paper for his girlfriend's dog.
Josh is the only amusing thing on this show. The segment of him trying on the horsey outfits was too funny, as was him standing in the snow in that stupid hat or leaving his shoes in the mud. Loved his houseslippers, too. He's hilarious. :: major Josh crush :: |
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veeisforvictory |
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Even Chad's freaky robo-mom with the creepy smile thought that getting shared custody of the puppy was going overboard...
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great personality |
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I loved the part with the umbrella
Not as funny as Madison falling into the pool though...that was a long fall And Chad & the Dog Custom Agreement, is he really THAT unaware how that must make the gf feel? |
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Seyz |
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Lol Chad and the dog agreement. But maybe it's also his subconscious way of making his gf not break up with him, because if she does, then she can lose
that ugly dog.
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morlock9 |
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I want to know where all these rich LA clowns get all their money.
Probably from criminal enterprises. |
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sunny |
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Why is that poor little dog always in that bag? Can it breathe in there? Is anyone as worried about this dog as I am?
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Carboys Desire |
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You've seen how much Chad loves that dog. I'm sure he's checked the bag for air holes. I'm not worried. How much air could a little dog like
that need?
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AngelAstarte |
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Anyone know what kind of dog that is?
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Carboys Desire |
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Looks like a long-haired Chihuahua to me.
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sunny |
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Maybe it's an L.A. thing to put your dog in your purse or a bag. It's just not something you ever ever see here in the midwest. Where I live, dogs
walk and breathe fresh air.
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Carboys Desire |
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Oh, how retro!
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SardonicallyIrrelevant |
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Why do these guys always sound like they're in a gay porno? Especially Bad Emo Hair?
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I swear they read their lines straight from a script. And Madison always looks so sleepy which is funny cause that's exactly how Josh always sounds.
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SmalltownBoy |
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I lied and said I wouldn't watch again after last weeks show.
I can't make myself stop. I hate all three of them but want to fuck each one. |
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cginspace |
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Chad is the best one? He is so unprofessional, is annoying as Hell, and basically mows over his clients.
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3Diesel |
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^ That
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MsJulieR |
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thought it was a good episode. they are dealing with wealthy clients that seem to have no idea of the recession
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