the crossing guard at my kids school has an ass two ax handles wide. Its a good thing no car would ever want to hit her for fear of damaging their car,
because she sure as hell can't waddle fast enough from sidewalk to sidewalk to beat the light.
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Crossing guards piss me the fuck off
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Posts: 1378 (11/03/09 12:24 AM) Registered User |
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TC |
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Posts: 735 (11/03/09 6:18 AM) irst etter issing |
You would think they would tell all the fat fucking kids to move their arses. But no. It's all in fucking slow motion. I put it in park and jus rev the
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Goodon Ramsey would be a good crossing guard. |
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Posts: 8957 (11/03/09 6:23 AM) |
zippityboomboom wrote: Our school had safety patrol too. What kind of fancy ass schools hire adults to do this? Must be nice. |
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Posts: 20397 (11/03/09 6:24 AM) Fatty McBadmom |
Growing up in Detroit we had safety patrol too, you got the little reflective belt and were supposed to walk kids across the street. Fuck that, have you ever
seen Detroit traffic???
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Posts: 319 (11/03/09 8:15 AM) Registered user |
I have to walk a couple of kids home from school once in a while and have to cross a street where a crossing guard is stationed. It's degrading to have to
wait for "approval" to cross a street. It's a corner with a 4-way stop so it's not like people aren't going to stop anyway. I'm a
pretty good ways from the school by this time, too, so it's extra annoying. Just when you think you've escaped they get you. But the kids I walk
sort of taunt the crossing guard and I sort of encourage it. I don't think she's paid extra for this, tho. I've seen her working around the
school doing other menial tasks. She always gives me the stink eye.
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Charming Nemesis |
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Posts: 8964 (11/03/09 8:20 AM) |
We used to jaywalk about 100 feet before the safety patrol because we were all rebels like that. They'd tell us off, but like we didn't care, man.
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Posts: 752 (11/03/09 8:21 AM) irst etter issing |
Is it a violet stinkeye?
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Posts: 8737 (11/03/09 8:38 AM) Registered User |
So does this tell us why the chicken crossed the road?
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Posts: 6304 (11/03/09 9:24 AM) |
Because the crossing guard told her that it was ok.
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Posts: 23234 (11/03/09 9:44 AM) super badass |
Sloansalad wrote: finely crafted. |
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Posts: 5925 (11/03/09 9:47 AM) I'm not drunk
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Indeed. You can practically smell the fine Corinthian leather, overlaid with a dusting of Cheeto powder.
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Posts: 23236 (11/03/09 9:50 AM) super badass |
Our school has a messican retard crossing guard who also cleans the stables. I'd make fun of him but God pretty much already has.
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Posts: 1558 (11/03/09 10:03 AM) Registered User |
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Posts: 9640 (11/03/09 10:12 AM) Registered User |
Our crossing guard sucks. He stands there and pushes the button for the light to change. He does NOT walk any of them across the street. He also hangs out in
someones yard and if it rains he is pretty much on their front steps.
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Posts: 5067 (11/03/09 10:30 AM) |
Do you call him a Crossing Tard?
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Posts: 903 (11/03/09 10:37 AM) Registered User |
Kids Safety Patrol > Adult Crossing Guards
If you glare at them while you rev your engine they stay on the sidewalk where they belong. It's a developmental survival instinct. |
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squashthebeef |
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Posts: 23238 (11/03/09 10:50 AM) super badass |
It really pisses me off that 'crossing tard' never occurred to me.
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Posts: 5068 (11/03/09 2:20 PM) |
yer getting old
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Posts: 44961 (11/03/09 3:11 PM) I'm an ugly Yeti King |
TC wrote: 
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