How in the holy fucking hell do these hacks make so much money for their "cake" work? It infuriates me that people are tricked into paying these
fakers for making cakes for parties an events all because they feel pressured to hire "the best" thanks to the fact that they have their own TV show.
I'm tired of seeing these monstrosities (and I mean the crew, not the cakes although they are awful too). People pay hundreds if not THOUSANDS of dollars for these "cakes" and they are like 90% concrete, phosphorus and god damned Rice Krispie Treats.
I mean seriously, look at this overpriced "work":
This is a cake that DUff made for Oprah. OPRAH. It doesn't even make sense and why in the FUCK are there sparkles coming out of the cherry stem???
Yeah, thanks for this, fuckers. If I wanted to eat something that looked like movie popcorn, I'd go to the movies and pay $20 for a tub of popcorn. At least I could eat all of it without getting styrofoam poisoning.
They had WEEKS to work on this cake for the Harry Potter premiere. See all the "ground"? Yeah, that's styrofoam. Good luck eating that, Radcliffe.
Fuck you, Duff. I want you to smother in a large boiling vat of Rice Krispie Treats!!
Who is with me on this?!?!?!
I'm tired of seeing these monstrosities (and I mean the crew, not the cakes although they are awful too). People pay hundreds if not THOUSANDS of dollars for these "cakes" and they are like 90% concrete, phosphorus and god damned Rice Krispie Treats.
I mean seriously, look at this overpriced "work":
This is a cake that DUff made for Oprah. OPRAH. It doesn't even make sense and why in the FUCK are there sparkles coming out of the cherry stem???
Yeah, thanks for this, fuckers. If I wanted to eat something that looked like movie popcorn, I'd go to the movies and pay $20 for a tub of popcorn. At least I could eat all of it without getting styrofoam poisoning.
They had WEEKS to work on this cake for the Harry Potter premiere. See all the "ground"? Yeah, that's styrofoam. Good luck eating that, Radcliffe.
Fuck you, Duff. I want you to smother in a large boiling vat of Rice Krispie Treats!!
Who is with me on this?!?!?!
