My doorbell has rung like 10 times tonight. NO I do not want to sponser some kid in Africa and NO I do not want to purchase a 6 dollar chocolate bar to help
the homeless.
GO AWAY
GO AWAY
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omg do people really still go door to door in this day and age??
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omg do people really still go door to door in this day and age?? |
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Posts: 18176 (11/05/09 5:57 PM) Monkey tamer |
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Visa Declined |
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Posts: 5889 (11/05/09 5:58 PM) Registered User |
you said no to chocolate? Really?
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Loki |
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Posts: 18177 (11/05/09 6:01 PM) Monkey tamer |
I didn't have 6 bucks
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Citizen Postal |
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Posts: 1083 (11/05/09 6:01 PM) |
How 'bout a magazine subcription to help me earn a trip to Europe? Or maybe you want to hear the good news of god's kingdom?
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Posts: 34843 (11/05/09 6:01 PM) Sexy asshole |
i feel sorry for the teenagers who go around with the magazine sales. one actually once said to me "we're neighbors!". i asked her "really?
where do you live?" she got really flustered, and couldn't give me an answer. she looked like a runaway, it was sad. you just know someone's
waiting in the van to beat them if they don't sell.
the chocolate bars and whatnot i usually buy because it's usually actual neighbor kids. actual neighbor kids turn into actual neighbor teenagers. i wanna keep em happy. |
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Posts: 1084 (11/05/09 6:02 PM) |
actual neighbor kids turn into actual neighbor teenagers.Hadn't thought of that angle. Hmmm......... |
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nursie |
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Posts: 654 (11/05/09 6:04 PM) Registered user |
i was home by chance on a weekday morning and a vaccuum cleaner salesman stopped by. at least that's what he said he was, i did not see said vaccuum
although i was offered a demonstration. i felt like i was in a time warp. i do still see a swann's man truck rumbling through. and the guys with the truck full of ribeyes. and people with 'authentic thomasville' furniture in a giant truck they pull up in our tiny subdivision cul de sac. |
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Posts: 34845 (11/05/09 6:05 PM) Sexy asshole |
the jehovah's witnesses, they can stand there all day. it's fun to look out the side window, smile, and then go about your business.
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Posts: 14252 (11/05/09 6:07 PM) Registered user |
i saw a 60 minutes a couple of years ago about the magazine kids. they are all runaways and are living 10 to a hotel room and fed cheetos and working dawn to
dusk.
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Posts: 6514 (11/05/09 6:08 PM) Registered User |
Can't you just put up a "no solicitors" sign and quit yo bitchin?
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Yuku Blows Goats |
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Posts: 25275 (11/05/09 6:09 PM) |
Why are you even answering your door!!! That is not safe!!!!
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Posts: 1085 (11/05/09 6:15 PM) |
i saw a 60 minutes a couple of years ago about the magazine kids. they are all runaways and are living 10 to a hotel room and fed cheetos and working dawn to dusk.Guilt tripping liar! You're one of 'em, aintcha? |
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Posts: 1869 (11/05/09 6:17 PM) Registered user |
hollybear141414 wrote: |
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DeadTwista |
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Posts: 7140 (11/05/09 6:20 PM) |
Had a guy a few days back trying to sell me comcast cable. I was nice at first and tried to persuade the fucker that I had no need for what he was selling.
Three minutes in I think he understood that with every word, I was wondering where I could hide his useless body until dark :)
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serial surrealist |
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Posts: 3 (11/05/09 6:20 PM) Registered user |
if you remove your door you have no need for a doorbell and are no longer disturbed by it. |
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factoryhurl |
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Posts: 14254 (11/05/09 6:25 PM) Registered user |
i seated ugliness on my knee, and almost immediately grew tired of it.
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ItsAlanisbitch |
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Posts: 2101 (11/05/09 6:26 PM) |
when the mormons come, i always ask them to join me for a cup of coffee.
They are so nice, you can make them do housework and shit! That's when they're lucky, I usually just shut the door. |
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Posts: 8748 (11/05/09 6:29 PM) Registered User |
If you answer the door with a pistol, you can inform the person that you will consider them a threat if they are not gone within 10 seconds. DO NOT point the
gun at them, just make sure they know you have it. You can't take any further action under the law but then again, you won't have to.
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Posts: 9171 (11/05/09 6:30 PM) Registered User |
No matter what, if a kid is selling World's Finest Chocolate bars, I'm buying. Even if it was for some sort of puppy-eating charity, I'm buying.
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serial surrealist |
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Posts: 4 (11/05/09 6:32 PM) Registered user |
factoryhurl wrote: i don't do drugs. i am drugs. |
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DeadTwista |
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Posts: 7141 (11/05/09 6:33 PM) |
Anyone who knocks on your door without an invite should be killed. Killed horribly.
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