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factoryhurl |
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oh, i agree :)
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Sloansalad |
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/fake bart
People still have doors? We don't use doors in NYC /fake bart |
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2old4MTV |
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I lived in an apartment where the door to door god people visited ALL THE TIME. It was quite annoying and they didn't seem to understand that their
preaching was soliciting. Once they came by and a friend of a friend was over. He's a HUGE biker guy with lots of scary tattoos and long stringy hair, but
about as dangerous as a teddy bear. I said, "Oh no! It's the Jesus people again." and he said "I'll take care of it."
He went into our bathroom and took an eyeliner to draw a pentagram on his forehead and went to the door. He opened it and there was an audible gasp. They asked if the girls were home and he just said, "Who?" They stammered something and left. They didn't even leave a magazine. They never came back. |
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Nonentitled |
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Mormons are usually nice, so I'll POLITELY tell them to fuck off.
Jehovahs Witnesses...eh. Where I lived before they were assholes. Here, they're fairly nice, if persistant. Fuck off, old lady. Creepy guys who have psycho-stare and who want to sell anything or demonstrate anything? Oh HELL no! |
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factoryhurl |
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TC |
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Do people really say "in this day and age" in this day and age ?
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DeadTwista |
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Comcast cable people:(
So horrifying |
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UndifferentCow |
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They sell meat and sea food by car round here..botulism to go!
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DaveSoGay |
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I usually tell the door-to-door people to fuck off, except for the cute Morman boys. I like to chat with those guys for a bit. Poor fellows are nothing
but tightly-wound balls of pent-up sexual aggression. One of these days, I'm gonna talk my way into a hot Morman threeway.
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Mrpoopypants |
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DeadTwista wrote: Not so fasttt ! that bodies not Useless !! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWU7FxQIsoM |
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Loki |
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CABLE GUY!
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Shemeji Yabara |
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ItsAlanisbitch wrote: They're not Mormons, they're missionaries, LDS. They will pay no heed to no law, no wait that's the weekly adventists. Funny how Unitarians don't even need to believe in Jesse or in anything else for the fact. Some some old x-tian cults let their child out once a year. Others just kept them locked up. The torture never stops. |
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nomellons |
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UndifferentCow wrote:I get these guys at least once every two weeks -- I usually just laugh and say no. The magazine kids come in weird groupings. I'll get ten in one month and then nothing for a month or two and then twenty in a week. I will never buy from them, my husband on the other hand is a push over. |
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dmb154678 |
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once in awhile, we have the guy with a "truck of meat". i never buy any.
also, in the summer (not this year though) a full semi comes through and a toothless hillbilly offers me furniture from north carolina. i lock up real good when i shut the door on that one. |
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CBRetriever |
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dogs go to the door with me - our screen door is flimsy, so the sight of three lunging dogs is usually enough to get them to leave
all I buy is girl scout cookies |
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nomellons |
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My dog is normally out in the yard when the magazine kids come. She is a 90+ lb. CBR.. Since most of the sellers are minority, I hear the same thing "Your
dog don't like dark meat, huh?"
As I was leaving the neighborhood this morning, I spotted the shrimp/seafood truck making the rounds -- they must sell to someone since they are here every other week. |
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StatelyWayneManor |
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We call this event "Trick or Treating"
in the United States. |
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Loki |
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really? well here in Canada we trick or treat on October 31st not November 5th, retard.
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StatelyWayneManor |
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Like we care what you do in Canada.
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numbty |
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Yuku Blows Goats wrote:if she doesnt open the door from time to time how is she supposed to get the glass for her back wall |
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