Ever call the cops?

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Ghostie LaRue	Ever call the cops?	Lead	[-]
Posts: 127 (11/06/09 5:39 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Ever call the cops for anything? - Someone tried to break into the apartment (turned out to be a REALLY drunk neighbor who was at the wrong door) - 2 or 3 times when I saw a car accident - When my asshole former landlord changed my locks on me because I moved out of the apartment. I still had 4 days left of my lease.
Monsieur Muggles		#1	[-]
Posts: 9326 (11/06/09 5:42 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Ghostie LaRue wrote: - When my asshole former landlord changed my locks on me because I moved out of the apartment. I still had 4 days left of my lease. You called the cops for this? Why didn't you just call the landlord? It probably would have taken the same amount of time.
StarrEise		#2	[-]
Posts: 9843 (11/06/09 5:42 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Yes.
Citizen Postal		#3	[-]
Posts: 1137 (11/06/09 5:43 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I called the cops one time. They were utterly unhelpful. Every other time I've been close up to a cop he has been busy trying to fuck up my life. I'm not a big fan of cops. Except when they taser someone and video it and it gets out on the interwoogie.
MyPetGoat		#4	[-]
Posts: 2291 (11/06/09 5:44 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	When my neighbour was screaming a Tarzan yell like Carol Burnett for 3 hours.
factoryhurl		#5	[-]
Posts: 14277 (11/06/09 5:45 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite
MyPetGoat		#6	[-]
Posts: 2292 (11/06/09 5:46 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I thought she was going to hurt herself! I'm not a snitch
factoryhurl		#7	[-]
Posts: 14279 (11/06/09 5:52 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	i have called the po po myself. :)
OuijaBroad		#8	[-]
Posts: 11612 (11/06/09 5:57 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I've called a couple o' times. Nothing really serious though. Then there was the time I called 911 to report a brush fire and never got an answer (perpetual hold), or a return call. That was neat.
Eric in San Diego		#9	[-]
Posts: 1176 (11/06/09 6:00 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I called them a couple of weeks ago, matter of fact. Some DOUCHEBAG had left the right turn lane blocked off with a big ol' arrow sign, even though the work crew was done for the day! Big joke, that...anyway, the coppers got it moved in a few minutes. Good work, fellahs!
Citizen Postal		#10	[-]
Posts: 1143 (11/06/09 6:11 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Why didn't you move the sign yourself? Or steal it?
springfeverish		#11	[-]
Posts: 3721 (11/06/09 6:12 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	StarrEise wrote: Yes.
BackBayBerries		#12	[-]
Posts: 775 (11/06/09 6:13 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Twice. First time a friend staying with me faked a suicide attempt to get her boyfriend back. I didn't know she staged the whole damned thing....the suicide note was real enough. EMT came and carted her ass away. Unfortunately, the cops took the suicide note with them....I'd love to have that as a keepsake of the psycho. Second time was when I saw a nasty motorcycle crash on I-45 in Houston. I have no idea what happened, but there's no way that poor bastard survived.
Eric in San Diego		#13	[-]
Posts: 1178 (11/06/09 6:15 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	It was one of those generator-powered "Light-Brite" signs...I coulda hooked it to the ol' pickup, but it might have been noticed. I thought it best to let the local constabulary deal with the verdamt thing.
cindidindi76		#14	[-]
Posts: 20395 (11/06/09 6:17 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I called 911 from my hospital bed. Those fuckers never did show up to rescue me.
redkramer77		#15	[-]
Posts: 2494 (11/06/09 6:18 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	This guy a few houses down stopped picking up his papers and checking his mail. A friend and I started looking around his house and smelled rotting flesh, but before we could look in the window his dogs came charging out of the back yard after that we called the cops. Turns out he had shot himself in the head because his wife left him. I will always be grateful to those dogs for not letting me get to the window.
ItsAlanisbitch		#16	[-]
Posts: 2106 (11/06/09 6:19 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I called 9-11 a few weeks ago. Me and my friends were driving and saw this drunk driver on the streets. Asshole was throwing cans at us! He kept on hitting the curb, so naturally we chased his ass and was on the phone with the operator, gave them his North Carolina License plates #(wonder what he was doing in CA). Operator kinda got pissed at us she kept on saying "CALLER; DO NOT FOLLOW THE DRIVER!!!". Yeah right, that's the most exciting part! Well, he stopped at some McDonalds and then saw the cops pulling up as he was just leaving. So we lost him. Exciting stuff.
Citizen Postal		#17	[-]
Posts: 1145 (11/06/09 6:20 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	he had shot himself in the head because his wife left him
ObservingEgo		#18	[-]
Posts: 9784 (11/06/09 6:29 PM) Hi, you two!!! : ) : ) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I called the police early one spring when there was a copperhead on my terrace. It was all curled up within a nest of tables next to an ornamental verdi gris iron toad. When the policeman arrived and glanced in the general direction of the serpeant he shrieked, "That ain't no snake ... that a frog!!!"
debdesign1		#19	[-]
Posts: 584 (11/06/09 6:35 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	2x for bicycles being stolen, once my pool pump got stolen off my pool, once for seeing some punks breaking into cars in the neighborhood (chased them and kept their razor scooters that they dropped, no doubt stolen!), 2x having my car broken into, last summer: 3x's, coz someone kept stealing stuff off my back porch (beer, left in coolers, duh me!) I think I need to move out of the ghetto...
harshaw66		#20	[-]
Posts: 1958 (11/06/09 6:36 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Anaconda.

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