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I've got a wonderful feeling, everything's going my way.





Eh. Yeah, it's "nice" out today.

I see trees of green. Red roses, too.

Not really. The trees are mostly skeletons. The roses are dead.

While temperatures are rather warm for this time of year, the fine particulates which pollute the region are causing some respiratory distress, especially for the elderly.

A sunny day isn't going to clean up the filth in the lake, is it? I wouldn't eat those fish, that's for sure.

There's muddy patches under the fallen leaves so you have to be careful where you step.

The remaining wasps and hornets are taking one last buzz around and they are PISSED because they'll mostly be dead soon so they figure they may as well sting the shit out of someone.

Admittedly, the abandoned buildings and occupied tenements look lovelier with the sunshine and blue skies reflected in the broken glass and discarded beer and vodka bottles which litter the streets.

The diseased whores (not me) are wearing super-short shorts today and whether you find this beautiful or not is entirely subjective and dependent upon how attracted you are to cellulite and ass-pimples.

The rotted corpses of road kill have dried out nicely and can be more easily scooped up with a shovel but so far no one is bothering.

It will still get dark at about 5:15 and that depresses the hell out of me.

You people aren't looking closely enough to see the misery that surrounds you.

It's a SKILL.