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Funniest / Best Survivor Quotes Ever
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 Maniacboy888 |
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Posts: 2969 (11/09/09 2:03 PM) Registered user |
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River50 |
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Posts: 220 (11/09/09 3:33 PM) |
Maniacboy888 wrote:<3 Sandra, my all time favorite winner. What? A confrontational woman can win survivor?! |
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ilovekelly752 |
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Posts: 290 (11/09/09 4:44 PM) |
TheWizard wrote: Coach: Hit me with your best shot, Pat Benatar. |
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Maniacboy888 |
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Posts: 2975 (11/10/09 1:38 AM) Registered user |
Vecepia: Sarah has a nice body, and she paid a lot for it
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Stryme |
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Posts: 15 (11/10/09 8:03 AM) |
No one's mentioned Tyson quotes yet?
'I will demand the other tribe calls me Coach as well' 'They should give me a man-tiara, do they have those?' |
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 AussieOriginal |
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Posts: 2019 (11/11/09 7:12 AM) Registered user |
Stryme wrote: And don't forget Tyson's "Oonga Boonga Oonga Boonga" while prancing around naked. :lol |
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menelaus |
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Posts: 472 (11/11/09 8:53 AM) |
The lack of early quotes is quite disturbing:
John: I need someone to pee on my hand! Frank: I've never broken the promise of a handshake. Brandon: I've got a date with Frank! |
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SurvivorGuy91 |
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Posts: 101 (11/11/09 10:50 AM) |
Scout: Okay take your blind-folds off!
Jeff Probst: No Scout! You stil have pieces out there! Scout- :dear in headlights look: Jeff: :points to ocean, where two gigantic yellow pieces are floating: Sarge: SAY MY NAME (as he points to his crotch.) |
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Lexxan |
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Posts: 152 (11/11/09 2:41 PM) |
Jeanne:They assume Youngest means Age
Deena: What do you think, we age differently, like Cheese? |
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XtremeInnovator420 |
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Posts: 2416 (11/11/09 2:48 PM) Registered user |
Wasn't there one in Fiji during the blindfold challenge where Boo, the caller, tells his tribe "Hang on, I can't see right now"? lol
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sddorme.idolnoise |
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Posts: 406 (11/11/09 6:24 PM) |
Ashley (China) - Dave is the terrible leader, because he's the most irritating person on the planet
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tedhighway |
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Posts: 439 (11/12/09 10:03 PM) |
"That's my fuckin' love!" - Ted, Thailand
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AusSurvivor |
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Posts: 11 (11/14/09 1:49 AM) |
Remember in Africa just after the merge they all played the drinking game "I never" when Frank offered "I've never broken the honor of a
handshake"
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Olmec Donald |
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Posts: 1067 (11/14/09 7:52 AM) |
'You hear that garblin?' - Rob, Marquesas.
'I ran the race, I smoked everyone, I did my part. Then I handed the key to dumb and dumbah, and they screwed everything up' - Rob, Marquesas. As you can probably tell, I really, really love that accent. |
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mennonite |
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Posts: 37 (11/14/09 10:02 AM) |
Kathy Vavrick-O'Brien: "I can't tell if I like the front or the back better" (Standing next to Richard)
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ANDand19 |
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Posts: 9754 (11/14/09 11:53 AM) Registered user |
I forgot all the great Lill quotes in the final 3 immunity challenge.
"My daughter wants to be a doctor." "Do you know what? I do aerobics. My knees are great. My ankles are great. These are called squats in aerobics." |
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WillyEx |
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Posts: 59 (11/14/09 3:49 PM) |
Sandra: "I CAN GET LOUD TOO WHAT THE FUCK!!"
Sandra: "We can beat Jon, because Jon is like a girl." Sandra: "But I think the woman was attracted to her.. in a sexual way!" Katie: "We can't get a female alliance together.. because Caryn sucks!" Laura: "And the good news? *gasp* There's fish in the ocean!!" |
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ilovekelly752 |
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Posts: 354 (11/14/09 8:23 PM) |
Jeff: "Sandra, how sure are you that it's not you going home tonight?" Sandra: "Oh, I know it ain't me."
Sandra: "I'm prepared to go home tonight, because whenever someone is shocked, they're all over the damn place." |
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val.kellyclarksonex... |
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Posts: 216 (11/15/09 6:42 PM) |
ilovekelly752 wrote:I think she was referring to the torches |
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Dr Will Hatch two point oh |
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Posts: 9575 (11/15/09 6:45 PM) Registered user |
Sandra sounds more like a whiny juvenile than a sassy Puerto Rican.
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- Survivor Sucks
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- The Apprentice
- American Idol
- American Idol PAST SEASONS
- The Mole
- Lost
- Other Shows That Suck
- Off Topic
- Clubs That Suck. No, Really.
- The Dump
- Monster Island
- Purgatory
- FAQ
- In Memory, 9/11/01
