Danny Gokey: As fat, delusional, gross, sweaty, and douchy as ever

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managerr		#7581	[-]
Posts: 16148 (11/10/09 4:51 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Just to be contrarian, I'mma say I kinda like the sound and feel of Danny's debut single. The lyrics are, well, passable and more or less what we would have expected from a Gokey joint. When Texas Tech loses again? It will be your fault.
Hunterdonn		#7582	[-]
Posts: 791 (11/10/09 6:41 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Btw last tweet was a joke i read! Lol. How's everyone feeling today! I'm tired & still have so much more to do. Hope all is well. about 6 hours ago from Twitterrific Don't steal. The government hates competition. about 6 hours ago from web Lol you douche, lol! Open mouth, insert foot, go back to driving trucks.
SurvivorLDog93		#7583	[-]
Posts: 26138 (11/10/09 9:08 PM) Admin/Play-By-Play Guru OMEDETO, CATHY!! Reply Quote More Recent Posts	crzcanuck wrote: Apparently Steven Tyler has quit Aerosmith. If that rumor is true how soon before Goketard's phone is ringing off the hook with an offer to be his replacement. We all know his rendition of 'Scream On' is the stuff of legends. Gokey gave Caaaaaarmen's And So It Goats a run for the money with that mess.
maadx		#7584	[-]
Posts: 5425 (11/10/09 9:42 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	SurvivorLDog93 wrote: Just to be contrarian, I'mma say I kinda like the sound and feel of Danny's debut single. those words should have been kept to yourself
SardonicallyIrrelevant		#7585	[-]
Posts: 22141 (11/10/09 10:06 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Danny Gokey's anti-government bumper sticker witticism is particularly hilarious considering the majority of his fans live off said Government's cheese.
Hunterdonn		#7586	[-]
Posts: 795 (11/11/09 6:38 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	What is worse, living off the gov't or living off your deceased wife's life insurance?
Creeping Ivy		#7587	[-]
Posts: 5464 (11/11/09 7:52 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	SurvivorLDog93 wrote: crzcanuck wrote: Apparently Steven Tyler has quit Aerosmith. If that rumor is true how soon before Goketard's phone is ringing off the hook with an offer to be his replacement. We all know his rendition of 'Scream On' is the stuff of legends. Gokey gave Caaaaaarmen's And So It Goats a run for the money with that mess. But at least his infamous last scream made for a funny YouTube mashup with that screaming cat. That said, Aerosmith can't be anywhere near that desperate.
Hunterdonn		#7588	[-]
Posts: 805 (11/11/09 9:11 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	WTF. Douche, seriously? Im sorry, but country does not suit freaking Gokey he looks like a poser. yeah, just slap on some boots and a long @#+! and wala, you are a country artist. It doesn't get much more pathetic than this big black turd. And look at the second picture, at his dead eyes. He's just weird. Last Edited By: Hunterdonn 11/11/09 9:17 PM. Edited 2 times.
LeeLeeRaRa		#7589	[-]
Posts: 3728 (11/11/09 9:28 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	putting the c.unt in country
heynow		#7590	[-]
Posts: 35 (11/11/09 9:34 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Wow, that picture is just all kinds of wrong. He keeps bragging on twitter about walking the "red carpet" all the time. I hope he enjoys himself at the CMA's, he'll most likely be watching it from his couch next year :)
robbiefan		#7591	[-]
Posts: 6204 (11/11/09 9:54 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Eww....did he present an award?
SardonicallyIrrelevant		#7592	[-]
Posts: 22149 (11/11/09 10:45 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	LeeLeeRaRa wrote: putting the c.unt in country Just so you know, I stole this and twatted it at Gokey.
Hunterdonn		#7593	[-]
Posts: 806 (11/11/09 11:05 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	^ And at his bragging about red carpets and being Keith Urban's bff now. What a fucking douche. How can a person not mock him? Its so easy, he just has to open his mouth or in this case, get his picture taken. Gokey hate.
CarriesUnderMikesWood		#7594	[-]
Posts: 7 (11/11/09 11:08 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Gokey got signed? FUCK you say. Country really will sign anyone won't they? Disgracin, igor stacey, now gokey. There is a special place in hell for whoever signed him.
LeeLeeRaRa		#7595	[-]
Posts: 3730 (11/11/09 11:56 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	SardonicallyIrrelevant wrote: LeeLeeRaRa wrote: putting the c.unt in country Just so you know, I stole this and twatted it at Gokey. I love you
Hunterdonn		#7596	[-]
Posts: 807 (11/12/09 6:56 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	The combination of his impeccable style, along with his mesmerizing stage presence, leaves me with no doubt that Gokey is going to be countrys biggest star for years to come. Enjoy!! Last Edited By: Hunterdonn 11/12/09 6:58 AM. Edited 1 times.
Creeping Ivy		#7597	[-]
Posts: 5465 (11/12/09 7:50 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Hunterdonn wrote: WTF. Douche, seriously? Im sorry, but country does not suit freaking Gokey he looks like a poser. yeah, just slap on some boots and a long @#+! and wala, you are a country artist. It doesn't get much more pathetic than this big black turd. And look at the second picture, at his dead eyes. He's just weird. AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! It's Dracula! RUN!!!!
RobeyT		#7598	[-]
Posts: 1933 (11/12/09 10:27 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Can't he even afford some simple tailoring, much less a stylist? Look at his pants length & his bottom vest button is unfastened. Suitsnob would have a field day with this prick's outfit. Yeppers, a true Latin-fusion album is what his "true musical self" was aiming for...to honor his lovely, Senorita Sophia & her family's heritage. This is what we get instead... some 4th rate, chin-pubed, Cuntry sell-out with a bucket of extra-crispy KFC & 86 pairs of greasy-glasses. Indeed!!
NVRebel		#7599	[-]
Posts: 64 (11/17/09 10:25 PM) I don't get most of the jokes Reply Quote More Recent Posts	RobeyT wrote: Can't he even afford some simple tailoring, much less a stylist? Look at his pants length & his bottom vest button is unfastened. Suitsnob would have a field day with this prick's outfit. Yeppers, a true Latin-fusion album is what his "true musical self" was aiming for...to honor his lovely, Senorita Sophia & her family's heritage. This is what we get instead... some 4th rate, chin-pubed, Cuntry sell-out with a bucket of extra-crispy KFC & 86 pairs of greasy-glasses. Indeed!! Don't worry. It's only Jesus.
MakePaulaCry		#7600	[-]
Posts: 4288 (11/17/09 10:26 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	7600!!!

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