ANTM 13 Short girls, A Stampede at Auditions a lazy eye and Tyra Oh My!

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speedyforme		#2141	[-]
Posts: 8231 (11/12/09 12:50 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	C5 moved their runway due to London bombings C6 was a weird fashion show C7 was a joke and not a real one C8 was a weird one too C9 was a fake one C10 as a re-use of a designer clothes, again not real C11 was a joke C12 was also a joke with the dancing and oil/grease
Ouchie Poo		#2142	[-]
Posts: 204 (11/12/09 12:58 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	from Dlisted: TyTy Is Changing Things Up On Top Model This season of America's Next Top JCPenney Newspaper Supplement Model: The Midge Edition is getting the worst ratings in the show's history. So TyTy Banks is shaking things up in order to get hos watching again. Gatecrasher reports that Miss J Alexander has been kicked off of the judge's table and will go back to coaching the girls on the correct way to sashay on the runway. Joining TyTy and Nigel Barker as head judges will be Kimora Lee Simmons and Vogue's Sultan of Side-Eyes Andre Leon Talley. Kimora was a judge on the first season of ANTM, but she was replaced by Janice Dickinson for whatever reason (aka TyTy fired her). So, Andre Leon Talley, Kimora Lee Simmons and TyTy will all be sitting together....in the same room....in a row. CODE EGO. The fire department better be on hand at all times just in case these three bump heads. If they do, there will be an explosion of epic proportions and Nigel's sexy ass will find himself trapped in a pile of weaves, paper fans, tarantula lashes and Spanx. And that's just from Andre Leon Talley! Since Andre is involved in Top Model now, does that mean the winner will get a spread in Vogue Antarctica?
seaguy		#2143	[-]
Posts: 18472 (11/12/09 1:00 PM) AI Forum Moderator Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Drew B wrote: Y'all keep talking about a final two. What final two? It's Nicole and anyotherrandomchickwhowon'twin. Any of the girls could be up against Nicole and it would be exactly the same. This is her competition. Even Tyra can't fuck this up (like she couldn't fuck up and crown Natasha over Jaslene). I hope you are right Drew. It does seem pretty obvious doesn't it? Whoever called her "Pocket Alice" is right on the money. She was one of the best models any franchise of this show has ever had and they really tried, but never could find much fault with her. Nicole resembles her in many ways. Alice <33333 Nicole <3333
seaguy		#2144	[-]
Posts: 18473 (11/12/09 1:02 PM) AI Forum Moderator Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Ouchie Poo wrote: from Dlisted: TyTy Is Changing Things Up On Top Model This season of America's Next Top JCPenney Newspaper Supplement Model: The Midge Edition is getting the worst ratings in the show's history. So TyTy Banks is shaking things up in order to get hos watching again. Gatecrasher reports that Miss J Alexander has been kicked off of the judge's table and will go back to coaching the girls on the correct way to sashay on the runway. Joining TyTy and Nigel Barker as head judges will be Kimora Lee Simmons and Vogue's Sultan of Side-Eyes Andre Leon Talley. Kimora was a judge on the first season of ANTM, but she was replaced by Janice Dickinson for whatever reason (aka TyTy fired her). So, Andre Leon Talley, Kimora Lee Simmons and TyTy will all be sitting together....in the same room....in a row. CODE EGO. The fire department better be on hand at all times just in case these three bump heads. If they do, there will be an explosion of epic proportions and Nigel's sexy ass will find himself trapped in a pile of weaves, paper fans, tarantula lashes and Spanx. And that's just from Andre Leon Talley! Since Andre is involved in Top Model now, does that mean the winner will get a spread in Vogue Antarctica? WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT??
fffingybyach		#2145	[-]
Posts: 1339 (11/12/09 1:25 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Why would they hire Kimora? Who the frig would turn on ANTM to see her? I don't see that move generating any new viewers. Flove Miss J. He cracks me up. Floved his imitation of Nicole's dancing, though personally I thought she was doing a dead-on robot dance, lol. Ta da indeed....
27ravens		#2146	[-]
Posts: 32 (11/12/09 1:44 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Miss J is the best judge on the panel! If he's not a judge, he better appear in every episode for the challenges! I'd love the panel to be just Tyra and Jays, like in the auditions. I can't stand Nigel. Throw Marisa Miller in there instead. She's probably too busy actually being a model though. Ann Shoket? What's Atoosa been up to lately?
Drew B		#2147	[-]
Posts: 6671 (11/12/09 1:57 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Oh, and I forgot to add my Nigel hate to my ongoing Tyra hate for mangling the pronunciation of Katarzgydynygna's name. They had a "Jenah" on the show, and Tyra and Nigel were both able to pronounce that. Just throw a "Cat" and an "are" in front of it, and you basically have her name.
sugarrhill		#2148	[-]
Posts: 4538 (11/12/09 2:23 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Regardless wrote: Last night gave me so many reasons to hate Tyra: the overuse of that stupid smeyes, Tyra telling Nicole to beat it after being the first one picked, and (in my opinion) Tyra looks bored and could care less about these girls. This final four was of four real and fun girls, and yet Tyra just doesn't seem like she wants to even bother. Was surprised that Tyra didn't make the final four ceremony more about herself. Paulina, is that you? Anyway, Kimora plus Andre would be FABULOUS! Miss Jay shouldn't even breathe the same air as diva extraordinaire Andre Leon Tally. That bitch wins hands down in any FIERCE throw down. And Janice never replaced Kimora. Kimora and Janice were on panel together. Then Kimora got cut because she was even a crazier bitch than Janice. So next season's panel should be fucking fantastic! However, Kimora did have a soft spot for the fatties, so we could get another Whitney. And Erin turned out to be this year's Dionne. She was always looked pissed or like she was going to cut someone in her pictures. I was thankful she didn't make it to the finale, because the season villain always makes it the finale, but she wasn't that much of a villain so I think the producers cut their losses.
pinkdolphin		#2149	[-]
Posts: 9702 (11/12/09 2:53 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I say they dump Ms. Jay and just have Mr. Jay on the panel. He is always giving his opinion and the judges never go with what he says... it would make more sense. Kind of like having the photographers as a judge.
Drew B		#2150	[-]
Posts: 6672 (11/12/09 3:00 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	sugarrhill wrote: And Erin turned out to be this year's Dionne. She was always looked pissed or like she was going to cut someone in her pictures. I was thankful she didn't make it to the finale, because the season villain always makes it the finale, but she wasn't that much of a villain so I think the producers cut their losses. There's a pretty good chance that both Laura and Nicole will suck ass in their commercial next week. Erin and/or Jen would have had a better chance of turning out something decent (didn't Jen get first call-out after the last commercial?). TPTB probably just preemptively cut both Erin & Jennifer so they won't have trouble justifying keeping L&N if they have lousy commercials.
zippityboomboom		#2151	[-]
Posts: 9279 (11/12/09 3:00 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I found that Kimora was projecting a lot when she was a judge. I remember how she would hate on Elyse for being too thin.
sugarrhill		#2152	[-]
Posts: 4541 (11/12/09 3:05 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Erin did horribly during her CoverGirl commercial. Jen was a natural though so was Nicole. But no way was Jen going to survive a bottom two this week with her lackluster performance at the photo shoot. Erin would have definitely made final three if there was one. It was always my impression too that Kimora was growing weary of the anorexic thin model trend and took her frustrations out on Elyse.
Drew B		#2153	[-]
Posts: 6673 (11/12/09 3:26 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	sugarrhill wrote: Erin did horribly during her CoverGirl commercial. Jen was a natural though so was Nicole. But no way was Jen going to survive a bottom two this week with her lackluster performance at the photo shoot. Erin would have definitely made final three if there was one. That's true, but that was the case AFTER they did the shoot. I think they had decided BEFORE the shoot took place that Laura and Nicole were making it and Erin and Jennifer would be cut.
sugarrhill		#2154	[-]
Posts: 4542 (11/12/09 4:05 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	^^^Erin didn't deserve to be in the final four anyway so what's the problem?
The Messiah		#2155	[-]
Posts: 52 (11/12/09 4:31 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Babycakes (trusted and credible spoiler) posted on another forum who wins: Spoiler [+] Nicole yw.
maxxfisher		#2156	[-]
Posts: 6228 (11/12/09 4:33 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I will file that under Spoiler [+] duh
ANDand19		#2157	[-]
Posts: 9733 (11/12/09 5:56 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Spoiler [+] So we all knew it was gonna happen, but now that it's (pretty much) official... YAY! BEST WINNER EVER!!!!!
Surfing Hippo in Trouble		#2158	[-]
Posts: 1817 (11/12/09 6:01 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Spoiler [+] It's official. Best winner ever.
CrystalOwnage		#2159	[-]
Posts: 5380 (11/12/09 6:34 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Surfing Hippo in Trouble wrote: Spoiler [+] It's official. Best winner ever. XXXXXXXXX SO AMAZING
Drew B		#2160	[-]
Posts: 6675 (11/12/09 6:37 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	sugarrhill wrote: ^^^Erin didn't deserve to be in the final four anyway so what's the problem? No problem. As long as Nicole is in the final two - and WINS - I really don't care who else is there or what order they've left in...