Transcript of Laura's Final Words:
Whenever I'm feeling strong emotions about something like this, I usually write a song about it.
So this is what I came up with. It's called, "Epilogue Song (La-La-La)".
I like flowers and skimpy swimsuits
But I'm not gonna talk about that
In my epilogue.
I like tanning and hanging out with college kids
But I'm not gonna talk about that
In my epilogue.
La-la-la
La-la-la.
I like writing songs about douchebags who challenge my alliance
But I'm not gonna say that
In my epilogue
I like writing their names at TC so they're forced to return to the public
But I'm not gonna say that
In my epilogue.
La-la, La-la-la-la-la
This is my musical epilogue.
You might think I'd bring up Russ that guy who went and broke my trust
But I'm not gonna mention him
In my epilogue.
Hey Russ, I'm doing real well.
Tonight I'll be in the hotel
But I'm not gonna brag about that
In my epilogue
La-la-la
Ha-ha-ha
Ha-ha-ha, ha-ha-ha, la-la-la
And if you're wondering if I was taken by the girl who won the RC (Hi Kelly)
I'm not gonna comment on that
In my epilogue.
La-la, la-la-la-la-la
This is my musical epilogue.
You might be expecting me to say
Something bad about the way
The most memorable tribal council caused
My final words epilogue.
But there's nothing more to say
Cuz everything's OK.
I wasn't scripted to win anyway
It's my final words epilogue.
La-la, la-la-la-la-la
This is my final words epilogue
La-la, la-la-la-la-la
That was my final words epilogue.
RC: Kelly
IC: Russell
Boot: Laura
