Pearl Islands
Rupert : (looks at a weird fish) I didn't know they made this kind of animal.
0 Kudos
- Survivor Sucks
- Lions, Tigers, Survivors - Oh My!
- Survivor Spoilers
- MESS Hall Tribal Council
- MESS Hall Archive
- Survivor Speculation
- Survivor 21+
- The Amazing Race
- Big Brother
- Big Brother - PAST SEASONS
- The Apprentice
- American Idol
- American Idol PAST SEASONS
- The Mole
- Lost
- Other Shows That Suck
- Off Topic
- Clubs That Suck. No, Really.
- The Dump
- Monster Island
- Purgatory
- FAQ
- In Memory, 9/11/01
Funniest / Best Survivor Quotes Ever
| Started By | Comment | ||
|---|---|---|---|
 Shred |
|||
|
Posts: 75 (11/15/09 6:48 PM) |
Pearl Islands Rupert : (looks at a weird fish) I didn't know they made this kind of animal. |
||
 ilovekelly752 |
|||
|
Posts: 364 (11/15/09 8:10 PM) |
Crystal: "I ain't crying about no daggone danishes."
|
||
|
JohnnyK |
|||
|
Posts: 435 (11/15/09 8:13 PM) |
Shred wrote: Wasn't that when he was talking about a saltwater catfish or something? "I didn't know they made such a animal." |
||
|
hamandcheesesandwich |
|||
|
Posts: 362 (11/15/09 8:51 PM) |
"I dont give a f if he votes for Probst Tonight." Eric
|
||
|
alnusrubra |
|||
|
Posts: 179 (11/17/09 1:06 PM) |
"I think they're expecting firewood to fall out of the sky, or have an artesian well spring out of the ground, maybe a swimming pool." ~Big Tom,
also... Gazelle taking a dump. |
||
|
alnusrubra |
|||
|
Posts: 180 (11/17/09 1:13 PM) |
Oh shit! And Drunken Ted!
|
||
|
Streetcleaver59 |
|||
|
Posts: 398 (11/19/09 7:52 AM) Registered User |
Don't remember the exact quote but something like, "They can get her autograph later"
|
||
|
WillyEx |
|||
|
Posts: 74 (11/19/09 1:49 PM) |
Gary: I think they are all starstruck'd by Stephanie, they should get her autograph after the show
|
||
|
alnusrubra |
|||
|
Posts: 181 (11/19/09 9:02 PM) |
"Hell, I can't even say 'haiku'!"
|
||
|
Sol Rosenberg |
|||
|
Posts: 4142 (11/19/09 9:08 PM) Registered User |
Frank Garrison: "Linda's so solid she's buried in the bottom of the Hoover Dam"
James Miller: "That's a fact." Royry: "Would you let a MAN talk to you like that, Sarge? NO!" Ted: "I'm 150-200 percent happy with the wife I have." Clay: "No shit, Sherlock." Sioux Hawk: "So-a goo-ad." Big Tom on SiouxHawk: "She's the hag from hell" |
||
|
Olmec Donald |
|||
|
Posts: 1111 (11/19/09 9:19 PM) |
Drboboosh2 wrote: Now that was great. |
||
|
ilovekelly752 |
|||
|
Posts: 379 (11/19/09 9:40 PM) |
Tom: (about a raft) That's the best built thing since Alicia.
Amber: I'm 25, young, having fun. Tom: I'm 48, old, watching having fun. |
||
|
JediJeffro |
|||
|
Posts: 531 (11/19/09 10:05 PM) Registered user |
Everything Tom said about Sioux in All Stars was priceless. I remember a bit about Sioux pissing on the raft and putting a hole in the driftwood.
|
||
|
ilovekelly752 |
|||
|
Posts: 384 (11/19/09 11:09 PM) |
JediJeffro wrote: Tom: You pissed on it? Sue: Yeah Tom: You're gonna put a hole in the driftwood. (to himself) Kiss my @$$, what a hag. |
||
|
alnusrubra |
|||
|
Posts: 186 (11/22/09 9:53 AM) |
"'Honey, I'm home, let me take a piss right here,' animals don't even do that. Animals are genetically encoded not to piss where they
eat." ~Ken
|
||
|
The Purple Parrot |
|||
|
Posts: 11769 (11/22/09 7:28 PM) Registered user |
ANDand19 wrote:Oh God, Lill is so underrated! The aerobics line is pure ownage! <3 
|
||
|
ilovekelly752 |
|||
|
Posts: 418 (11/22/09 7:49 PM) |
The Purple Parrot wrote: I actually liked Jon's lines more. Jon: Lill, do you want to make a deal? Lill: My daughter wants to be a doctor. Jon: Do you understand how a deal works, Lill? Lill: These are called squats in aerobics. Jeff: I think Lill just said, game on. Jon: I think LIll said, game over. |
||
|
survivorisdabest |
|||
|
Posts: 3887 (11/24/09 4:15 AM) Registered User |
Brandon B: Shut up Jamie, why don't you go cut a rope or something?
|
||
|
Lexxan |
|||
|
Posts: 344 (11/24/09 6:02 AM) |
survivorisdabest wrote: LOL! |
||
|
moviemaker |
|||
|
Posts: 150 (11/24/09 7:11 PM) Registered user |
Courtney in China: (when Jeff is putting the immunity necklace on her) It's almost like a pageant!
|
||
- Survivor Sucks
- Lions, Tigers, Survivors - Oh My!
- Survivor Spoilers
- MESS Hall Tribal Council
- MESS Hall Archive
- Survivor Speculation
- Survivor 21+
- The Amazing Race
- Big Brother
- Big Brother - PAST SEASONS
- The Apprentice
- American Idol
- American Idol PAST SEASONS
- The Mole
- Lost
- Other Shows That Suck
- Off Topic
- Clubs That Suck. No, Really.
- The Dump
- Monster Island
- Purgatory
- FAQ
- In Memory, 9/11/01
