Jeff: "Sandra, how sure are you that it's not you going home tonight?"
Sandra: "Oh, I know it ain't me."
Sandra: "I'm prepared to go home tonight, because whenever someone is shocked, they're all over the damn place."
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Most Memorable Survivor Quotes
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val.kellyclarksonex... |
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ilovekelly752 wrote:I think she was referring to the torches |
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Dr Will Hatch two point oh |
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Posts: 9575 (11/15/09 06:45 PM) Registered user |
Sandra sounds more like a whiny juvenile than a sassy Puerto Rican.
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Shred |
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Posts: 75 (11/15/09 06:48 PM) |
Pearl Islands Rupert : (looks at a weird fish) I didn't know they made this kind of animal. |
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ilovekelly752 |
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Posts: 364 (11/15/09 08:10 PM) |
Crystal: "I ain't crying about no daggone danishes."
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JohnnyK |
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Posts: 435 (11/15/09 08:13 PM) |
Shred wrote: Wasn't that when he was talking about a saltwater catfish or something? "I didn't know they made such a animal." |
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hamandcheesesandwich |
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Posts: 362 (11/15/09 08:51 PM) |
"I dont give a f if he votes for Probst Tonight." Eric
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alnusrubra |
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Posts: 179 (11/17/09 01:06 PM) |
"I think they're expecting firewood to fall out of the sky, or have an artesian well spring out of the ground, maybe a swimming pool." ~Big Tom,
also... Gazelle taking a dump. |
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alnusrubra |
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Posts: 180 (11/17/09 01:13 PM) |
Oh shit! And Drunken Ted!
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Streetcleaver59 |
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Posts: 398 (11/19/09 07:52 AM) Registered User |
Don't remember the exact quote but something like, "They can get her autograph later"
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WillyEx |
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Posts: 74 (11/19/09 01:49 PM) |
Gary: I think they are all starstruck'd by Stephanie, they should get her autograph after the show
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alnusrubra |
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Posts: 181 (11/19/09 09:02 PM) |
"Hell, I can't even say 'haiku'!"
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Sol Rosenberg |
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Posts: 4142 (11/19/09 09:08 PM) Registered User |
Frank Garrison: "Linda's so solid she's buried in the bottom of the Hoover Dam"
James Miller: "That's a fact." Royry: "Would you let a MAN talk to you like that, Sarge? NO!" Ted: "I'm 150-200 percent happy with the wife I have." Clay: "No shit, Sherlock." Sioux Hawk: "So-a goo-ad." Big Tom on SiouxHawk: "She's the hag from hell" |
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Olmec Donald |
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Posts: 1111 (11/19/09 09:19 PM) |
Drboboosh2 wrote: Now that was great. |
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ilovekelly752 |
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Posts: 379 (11/19/09 09:40 PM) |
Tom: (about a raft) That's the best built thing since Alicia.
Amber: I'm 25, young, having fun. Tom: I'm 48, old, watching having fun. |
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JediJeffro |
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Posts: 531 (11/19/09 10:05 PM) Registered user |
Everything Tom said about Sioux in All Stars was priceless. I remember a bit about Sioux pissing on the raft and putting a hole in the driftwood.
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ilovekelly752 |
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Posts: 384 (11/19/09 11:09 PM) |
JediJeffro wrote: Tom: You pissed on it? Sue: Yeah Tom: You're gonna put a hole in the driftwood. (to himself) Kiss my @$$, what a hag. |
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alnusrubra |
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Posts: 186 (11/22/09 09:53 AM) |
"'Honey, I'm home, let me take a piss right here,' animals don't even do that. Animals are genetically encoded not to piss where they
eat." ~Ken
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The Purple Parrot |
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Posts: 11769 (11/22/09 07:28 PM) Registered user |
ANDand19 wrote:Oh God, Lill is so underrated! The aerobics line is pure ownage! <3 
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ilovekelly752 |
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Posts: 418 (11/22/09 07:49 PM) |
The Purple Parrot wrote: I actually liked Jon's lines more. Jon: Lill, do you want to make a deal? Lill: My daughter wants to be a doctor. Jon: Do you understand how a deal works, Lill? Lill: These are called squats in aerobics. Jeff: I think Lill just said, game on. Jon: I think LIll said, game over. |
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