Adam Hate: desperate, self-important, shrieking, plasticine, media-whore

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IReallyLikeYou		#2001	[-]
Posts: 474 (11/15/09 12:38 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	So, I went to some Adam-is-my-god worship site last night and listened to all his stuff. After that education, I can honestly say he rocks like no other. He is like the perfect blend of Peter Cetera and Celine Dion. Anyway, as for Adam reaching #1 on THE ALMIGHTY ALBUM CHART that sparklecows keep referencing, let's provide some context and clear this up for the pitiful people (that's you huntercow) who think Adam has reached some heroic sales status. Adam reached #1 on the Pop chart of iTunes. Pop charting sales are a subset of all iTune orders. iTunes sales are one vendor subset of all vendor's digital download orders. Digital download sales are a subset of total album sales. And even with the increase of digital downloads, they do not meet the numbers of retail sales which is where so-called superstahs like Adam, with massive exposure and label backing, really sell the most. Also, reaching #1 on any iTunes chart is relative to sales of other albums on these charts within the specified time cycle used for chart positioning. No actual sales numbers are being given. So Adam temporarily reached #1 on a relative sales position chart that is a subset of a subset of a subset of a subset of total album sales for a limited cycle of time. OMG! How did he managed to accomplish this impossible feat! It's like being the gay, second place loser on a reality TV show. No one but Adam can do these things! You sparklecows are such massive hypocrites. You keep whining that everyone doesn't worship your new god on a site like Sucks of all places and crying like little babies that you're being stalked and yet you keep coming in this thread to regurgitate your hurls of wisdom about this media-whoring, howling, scrap of plasticine.
seaguy		#2002	[-]
Posts: 18495 (11/15/09 12:43 PM) AI Forum Moderator Reply Quote More Recent Posts	IReallyLikeYou wrote: media-whoring, howling, scrap of plasticine. New thread title??!
maadx		#2003	[-]
Posts: 5561 (11/15/09 1:21 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	WIN!
frautardz		#2004	[-]
Posts: 370 (11/15/09 5:31 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Madam is filming the video to his rough sex tune FYE. Here's a pic of a naked dude in bondage gear from the shoot http://twitpic.com/pomngHe's such a wannabe Gaga. I wonder if his fraus will also dig that S/M shit he's so into. Last Edited By: frautardz 11/15/09 5:34 PM. Edited 2 times.
Glamor Lohan		#2005	[-]
Posts: 339 (11/15/09 7:54 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	If Adam scares away the majority of his Sparkle Cows, then who is going to buy his album?
2sunami		#2006	[-]
Posts: 344 (11/15/09 10:22 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	If Adam scares away the majority of his Sparkle Cows, then who is going to buy his album? These guys?
Blueberry.celebprowresting		#2007	[-]
Posts: 2581 (11/15/09 11:57 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Adam is trying to hard, he's gonna fail miserably and I'll love every minute of it :)
Hunterdonn		#2008	[-]
Posts: 813 (11/16/09 6:20 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	It's a preorder chart, honey. The album isn't even out yet. You know that... right? Its charting against other albums that are on sale at the same time that aren't preorder, correct? They are currently on sale on itunes. Its all the same, no matter how you try to package it. Of course if Gokey went to number one in sales I'd probably try to convince myself it "doesn't count" but I don't have to worry about that, thank God. Im all for hate, but at least make it truthful. He isn't really blowing it at all on Itunes. Maybe he has a mole on his crank or something people could make fun of? Last Edited By: Hunterdonn 11/16/09 6:29 AM. Edited 3 times.
Hunterdonn		#2009	[-]
Posts: 814 (11/16/09 6:28 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	IReallyLikeAdamLambert, it looks like you went to a lot of trouble up there typing something up. Being that you are a douche, I didn't read it. Hope you didn't sprain your fingers or wake up your mom with all that effort. Here, have a cookie.
MikiBoi		#2010	[-]
Posts: 7705 (11/16/09 7:03 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Sunshine8503 wrote: Adam busted for scheming with Perez Hilton on his post from yesterday "Why isn't Adam single selling" That was deleted pretty soon. omg, lolololol. and the Gene Simmons thing, :alienface: To top that, I went to the love thread and I saw some pics that just annoyed me and I'm offically 100% over Adam. I was trying to support him in some way still but he's just a typical 20 somethings white entitled gae prick. A dime a dozen. I should have known by those fucked up family photos that he would be a douche. Like Oprah says, life gives you small warning signs and then ends up slapping you upside the head ti'll you get it. My slap just came now and my first alert was that odd family pic. I hate him now. and lol @ his sales. I hope he tanks and gets dropped. I'd love Kellie Picklers second album to outsell his. <3
eraserhead19		#2011	[-]
Posts: 3228 (11/16/09 7:04 AM) Fantardus Überdramaticus Reply Quote More Recent Posts	2sunami wrote: THAT GUY IS HOT! I hate him now. and lol @ his sales. I hope he tanks and gets dropped. I'd love Kellie Picklers second album to outsell his. <3 I am sads
MikiBoi		#2012	[-]
Posts: 7706 (11/16/09 7:06 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	eraserhead19 wrote: 2sunami wrote: THAT GUY IS HOT! If you are into someone who steals car radios for a living and who has a violent criminal past, suuuuurrrrreeeee........
eraserhead19		#2013	[-]
Posts: 3229 (11/16/09 7:09 AM) Fantardus Überdramaticus Reply Quote More Recent Posts	so you ran his criminal background ? looks wise that guy is fucking HOT! I'm totally into that look.... love it.... the freakier the better IMO. I think Marilyn Manson is hot too if that gives some perspective on my proclivities
MikiBoi		#2014	[-]
Posts: 7708 (11/16/09 7:13 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I have the ability to scan peoples backgrounds via my extra large brain. I also can tell men's penis sizes at a distance and weed out the piccolos. Have u never watched Heroes? I'm just not in the storylines for anonimity's sake. My ability only helps in the bedroom and help to not purchase vehicles from criminals or know if I should lock my doors with new neighbours. It's still cool though. BTW, Adam has a vagina. Jus' saying.
grumpypuppy		#2015	[-]
Posts: 2399 (11/16/09 7:28 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Madam looks to be sporting a jedward hairstyle for his video. That's one way to try to appeal to the Brits I suppose if he is looking for a international audience. Last Edited By: grumpypuppy 11/16/09 7:32 AM. Edited 1 times.
eraserhead19		#2016	[-]
Posts: 3230 (11/16/09 7:42 AM) Fantardus Überdramaticus Reply Quote More Recent Posts	MikiBoi wrote: I have the ability to scan peoples backgrounds via my extra large brain. I also can tell men's penis sizes at a distance and weed out the piccolos. Have u never watched Heroes? I'm just not in the storylines for anonimity's sake. My ability only helps in the bedroom and help to not purchase vehicles from criminals or know if I should lock my doors with new neighbours. It's still cool though. BTW, Adam has a vagina. Jus' saying. I watched heros the first season and then lost interest when they did that whole time travel thing with Hiro... bored me to death. @ Adam has a vagina. Madam looks to be sporting a jedward hairstyle for his video. That's pretty much the same hairstyle Adam sported during Disco week when he sang If I can't have you....so it's not new to Adam.... maybe Jedward saw it on Adam and liked it ???
Glamor Lohan		#2017	[-]
Posts: 344 (11/16/09 7:50 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	If you are into someone who steals car radios for a living and who has a violent criminal past, suuuuurrrrreeeee........ Despite that and the suspicious rashes on his crotch, he's still hotter than Madam. eraserhead19 touching herself to this fellow would be an upgrade.
IReallyLikeYou		#2018	[-]
Posts: 475 (11/16/09 8:51 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Hunterdonn wrote: IReallyLikeTheCowGod, it looks like you went to a lot of trouble up there typing something up. Being that you are a douche, I didn't read it. Thanks for explaining why you're still stupid. Read and learn, child. Love the thread title! Those pictures from the video. Now I understand. Adam really is here for our entertainment. He just wants us to laugh at him.
secrestOut		#2019	[-]
Posts: 57 (11/16/09 11:06 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	eraserhead19 wrote: Madam looks to be sporting a jedward hairstyle for his video. That's pretty much the same hairstyle Adam sported during Disco week when he sang If I can't have you....so it's not new to Adam.... maybe Jedward saw it on Adam and liked it ??? Madam sported the Eddie Munster hairstyle for Disco week. Looking at the pictures from his video shoot, it's more like Jedward's hairstyle. Edit: Looks like Madam is on a yo-yo diet as well. He is looking quite bloated recently. Last Edited By: secrestOut 11/16/09 11:16 AM. Edited 1 times.
BarBaSoil		#2020	[-]
Posts: 104 (11/16/09 11:14 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	He must be living out his sexual fantasy of being the cruel SS officer who forces the prisoners to perform bondage games for his entertainment. This is obviously set in wartime Berlin in a bombed out ballroom. Skeeves me the fuck out.

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