Kitten Gloves wrote:
OMG SHUT UP! JUST SHUT UP. (not you guys, the assfucking announcers)
Are they STILL licking Jimmie's clit?!?!?!?
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NASCAR 2009---Wake me up for Daytona...
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Posts: 38900 (11/15/09 6:00 PM) Registered user |
Are they STILL licking Jimmie's clit?!?!?!? |
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ZippyDoDa |
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Posts: 12180 (11/15/09 7:16 PM) Such a naughty monkey |
Most boring race ever!!! But on a lighter note I did finally make it to #1. Look quick cause you will never see this again!! LOL
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skydivesq |
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Posts: 1726 (11/15/09 9:17 PM) Registered User |
Well, I never did see Jimmy today. I came close to stealing one of his shocks (I was going to try to modify it so he got disqualified, then realized I
don't know how to modify a shock). Of course, Jr.'s over-the-wall guys got in accident before the race (it looked pretty bad from what I saw-not
mention the 4 other accidents on the way to the track). I did find out that Michale Waltrip is a complete asshole, and I want to marry Bobby Labonte because
he is the most awesomely sweet man I've ever met.
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smartguy24 |
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Posts: 5491 (11/15/09 9:21 PM) Registered User |
skydivesq wrote:Just the way I read this...I dunno...it was very funny. 
Nice to hear about Bobby. I feel bad for him, he actually knows how to drive and should still have a proper ride instead of losing out to the likes of Stremme, Ragan, Hornish, Menard etc. |
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MsJones4 |
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Posts: 3570 (11/15/09 9:39 PM) Registered User |
I'm so glad I was on a plane today and missed this shitfest.
And yeah - Waltrip is a douche. Bobby Labonte is awesome. As is his big brother. |
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smartguy24 |
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Posts: 5492 (11/15/09 10:30 PM) Registered User |
MsJones4 wrote:Terry driving the 5 car...good times. The days when Jimmie Johnson was a lowly minor series driver and a complete non-entity. Also good times. What the fuck happened!? Actually, I do know what happened...somebody named Rick Hendrick decided he wanted to field a 4th team and asked one Jeff Gordon for help in finding a driver. 
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Creeping Ivy |
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Posts: 5482 (11/16/09 12:39 PM) Registered user |
Terry driving the 5 car...good times. The days when Jimmie Johnson was a lowly minor series driver and a complete non-entity. Also good times. Jimmie Johnson was okay and I didn't hate him at all until Jeffy and the Felon got hold of him. Junya and Mark have remained uncorrupted probably because they were older and not so easily influenced. |
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skydivesq |
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Posts: 1727 (11/16/09 1:02 PM) Registered User |
I shook the Felon's hand by accident. He was shaking hand with the 3 people that were next to me, stuck his hand out and I inadvertently shook his hand. I did immediately pull out my trusty hand sanitizer after I realized what I had done. |
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downtown somewhere in Texas |
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Posts: 1764 (11/16/09 1:45 PM) |
ZippyDoDa wrote: congrats! I never move. boring like the race. hell, Martin Truex got me more points than Mark Martin. I burned through Jimmie along time ago, so can't use him. my computer at home has just worn out. I can get on some stuff on the internet, but it won't let me on sucks and shuts down all my screens when I try. so I can't play with y'all on the weekend. sigh. |
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Creeping Ivy |
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Posts: 5484 (11/20/09 9:09 AM) Registered user |
Yay! My cable is fixed so I am back just in time for... yawn... Homestead... yawn.
Now if only someone could guarantee GayJay blows his engine on something like lap 2 Sunday before even the start and parkers drop out. |
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ESugar |
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Posts: 2903 (11/20/09 2:28 PM) Registered User |
Hubby and I are going away for the weekend, so I will not be seeing the race. Sorry, guys!! Have a great weekend, don't throw things at your TVs.
Congrats to GayJay on your Cup win. You paid a lot of money for that Championship, I hope it's worth it. Blahblah blah. |
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smartguy24 |
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Posts: 5496 (11/20/09 2:48 PM) Registered User |
ESugar wrote:Fixed for accuracy. Wake me up for Daytona indeed. And then Talladega in April, then Daytona again in July. Then the Chase, since watching the other 23 races before New Hampshire in the fall is a waste of time anyway. I dunno who I'm kidding though, I know I'll still watch every single week of this crapfest if I can...old habits die hard. I can worry about actually not watching a few years down the road when Jeff hangs up the gloves. ETA (hah!): So I'm watching qualifying and just witnessed you-know-who perch himself on the pole. As he was cooling down, Cheatin' Chad comes
over the radio and says "I love you". Not even kidding.
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11/20/09 3:24 PM.
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Creeping Ivy |
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Posts: 5488 (11/20/09 3:25 PM) Registered user |
FUCK!
Damn piss shit motherFUCK! Damn damn DAMN. GayJay little shit took the pole from Mark and will probably keep it since it's almost all go-or-go-homers from here. FUCK! *slams head against wall into bloody pulp* |
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Creeping Ivy |
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Posts: 5496 (11/21/09 6:22 PM) Registered user |
Just saw the end of the Nationwide race. So Herpes spun Killowski. Killowski says Herpes has problems that winning won't help and Herpes says the teams
and fans were cheering him for doing it. This war has only begun.
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ginaf20697 |
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Posts: 38930 (11/21/09 6:26 PM) Registered user |
Hamlin does have a problem. I'm all on Keselowski's side in this.
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Omnipponit |
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Posts: 6584 (11/21/09 6:37 PM) Lazy slob |
Hamlin is a dick and needs to go to anger management classes, where they can focus his rage (and accidents) on Jiminy Johnson.
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smartguy24 |
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Posts: 5497 (11/21/09 8:38 PM) Registered User |
Creeping Ivy wrote:Still, when was the last time we've had something like this carryover from week-to-week. NA$CAR usually puts the kabosh on anything good before it has a chance to develop. I hope they both keep at each other, juvenile as it is. |
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memyselfand1 |
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Posts: 6508 (11/21/09 8:42 PM) Registered user |
I'm sure NASCAR already told them, no BS during the Cup race, you might crash out Gayjay
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Creeping Ivy |
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Posts: 5497 (11/21/09 9:17 PM) Registered user |
Someone needs to dress GayJay in the flashiest, most expensive-looking duds and jewelry they can find and drop him off in one of Miami's most notorious
'hoods tonight. Or maybe the middle of the Everglades would suffice. Then we'd see how good he REALLY is in pressure situations.
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Creeping Ivy |
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Posts: 5498 (11/22/09 1:20 PM) Registered user |
Final race day... yawn... bump.
Went to church... check. Chili dog and Tab... eaten and drinking, respectively. Walk around the block... maybe. Pan of mac and cheese... will small pasta shells with spaghetti sauce and mixed mozzarella/parmesan count? Also lining up: tea, cocoa, Coca-Cola for caffeine. Kahlua and wine, to numb brain from the pain if and when GayJay gets the Cup. Voodoo dolls and pins, to make all efforts possible to jinx GayJay and Cheatin' Chad. Please hide the knives and toxic substances. I may be going after them by race's end otherwise.
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