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Posts: 72 (12/28/08 06:35 AM) |
HURRICANE SUGAR: was small but turned out to be more massive than hurricanes Crystal, Kenny, Matty, Marcus, Corinne etc...
after it destroys thousands of houses. nobody was killed, whch made every American love her... they say that she's a blessing in disguise... |
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MMan9000 |
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Posts: 303 (12/28/08 07:28 AM) |
[These are likely going to suck, but what the hell]
Hurricane Sandra: Makes a lot of noise, proving that it can be louder than Hurricane Jon. Hurricane Crystal: screams at Hurricane Kelly, Hurricane Marcus, and Hurricane Randy telling them to GO HOME! |
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JaniTholeMyDolly |
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Posts: 5299 (03/06/09 07:30 PM) Dicked....by Evel that is
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Hurricane Coach: was really only a gust of wind, but called himself a hurricane and caused major annoyances.
Hurrican MerHag: Rival hurricanes loved her. Hurricane Sandy: One crazy storm. |
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AlwaysAwesomeAdam |
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Posts: 1723 (03/06/09 07:52 PM) |
Hurricane Sydney: Didn't know what hurricanes were suppose to do.
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diRkdARyL.survivorphilipp... |
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Posts: 312 (03/06/09 10:20 PM) |
Hurricane Taj: wiLL bring thunderstroms..
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BuffyTheThreadSlayer |
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Posts: 2663 (03/06/09 10:23 PM) |
Hurricane Chet...blew itself out before it reached shore.
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platinumtlc |
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Posts: 8395 (03/06/09 10:45 PM) Registered User |
Hurricane Sydney: Hottest... wettest... most arousing hurricane of the season.
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BuffyTheThreadSlayer |
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Posts: 2666 (03/06/09 10:46 PM) |
Hurricane Nick...made the whole place smell like ass.
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Jennica |
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Posts: 377 (03/07/09 06:15 AM) Registered user |
Hurricane Coach: Advertized as a hurricane but really only enough power to tip over his own garbage can so it spilled out for everyone to see
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Kaizer |
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Posts: 630 (03/07/09 06:38 AM) |
Hurricane Coach: Pathetic drizzle that will rain shit all over the place.
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JaniTholeMyDolly |
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Posts: 5301 (03/07/09 02:22 PM) Dicked....by Evel that is
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Hurricane Joe: So insignificant that the news didn't even notice it or report it.
Hurrican Taj: A small, skinny hurricane that grew bigger. Always keeping in mind she was a hurricane, she blew gusty winds and spawned lighting storms. |
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goohst |
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Posts: 153 (03/07/09 02:37 PM) |
Hurricane Sugar: never had the potential to cause great damage, so it went out of it's way to destroy weathermen so the other hurricanes would do more
damage. Expected to be credited as such, but never was.
Hurricane Ken: wavedashed onto land but died by a moronic cold pattern. |
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gervasemyman |
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Posts: 451 (03/07/09 02:45 PM) I'm with STUPID! |
Hurricane Joe: who?
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Double Edged Sword |
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Posts: 6940 (11/16/09 09:08 PM) Registered User |
Hurricane Ben: Only attacks black neighborhoods
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Delusional |
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Posts: 122 (11/16/09 09:18 PM) |
Hurricane Russel H: Destroys the water reserves and female population and when you think its finally going to stop... finds an idol and continues.
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WylDawg |
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Posts: 20938 (11/16/09 09:29 PM) Registered user |
Hurricane Shambo: Steered off course because it was ridiculed by the prettier hurricanes.
Hurricane Russell: Destroyed everything in it's path on the first day, but now is solely surviving off wind storms that it oddly has a knack to find. Hurricane Natalie: Killed a bunch of rats but most people consider it way too cute to be feared. Hurricane Laura: Has been around for 50 years but it still looks in decent shape. Hurricane Jaison: Almost died, but then grew back to a category 5 when it heard someone making racist comments. Hurricane Brett: We know it's out there but we haven't seen it yet. |
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Suikoden |
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Posts: 32 (11/16/09 09:37 PM) |
Hurricane Liz; Biggest and baddest hurricane but didn't make it to shore
Hurricane Kelly: Caused everyone bad hair day Hurricane Laura: Owned everyone week after week Hurricane Natalie and Hurricane Mick: It's there, it does nothing. Hurricane Brett: *blink* |
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Double Edged Sword |
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Posts: 7767 (06/23/10 03:21 PM) Registered User |
Hurricane Candice: National Weather Service gave up on tracking it because it kept changing directions.
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Posts: 20 (06/23/10 04:26 PM) |
Hurricane Dolly, just couldn't make up its mind whether to go east or west and dissipated silently.
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Kalaydowscoop |
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Posts: 647 (06/23/10 05:02 PM) |
Hurricane Lil: Lasts for 9 days, then breaks down. After a week, it unleashes triple time it's original force and causes 300% more rain.
Hurricane Candice: Flips from land to sea constantly Hurricane Amanda: Plotline of Resident Evil disease. Hurricane Rob M.: Is getting the best of people. Also produces amber. Hurricane Eliza: Any attempt to stop the hurricane causes it to rage another 3 days. Hurricane Sandra: Really loud, but very ineffective. Hurricane Parvati: Can cause dirty genitals. Hurricane Colby: Hurricane name often used in stand-up comedy. Hurricane Denise: Blows through school cafeteria's and leaves a huge mess Hurricane Osten: Causes massive floods Hurricane Scout: Raging since 2004 and still active. Hurricane Hatch: Contained in a weather facility for causing over a million dollars of damage. Hurricane Shawna: Loses strength when there aren't men around. |
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