A letter to CBS on why Survivor should be SUED(Now w/ Galu+HII riggage!)

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JaniTholeMyDolly		#521	[-]
Posts: 9804 (11/15/09 9:49 AM) Dicked....by Evel that is Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I hope Bigfoot helps Russell find the next idol behind the grassy knoll, next to DB Coopers parachute and lodged up Jimmy Hoffas hairy ass.
token lunatic		#522	[-]
Posts: 27820 (11/15/09 10:17 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	co coach wrote: I'm banking on Shamcow magically finding it next week. They need to tie a porkchop around it, maybe then she could find it.
SuperJude		#523	[-]
Posts: 15044 (11/15/09 5:27 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	JaniTholeMyDolly wrote: I hope Bigfoot helps Russell find the next idol behind the grassy knoll, next to DB Coopers parachute and lodged up Jimmy Hoffas hairy ass. I hope they got the people who faked the Moon Landing out of retirement for this episode, it could be epic. -SJ™
aboutbreakingrules		#524	[-]
Posts: 810 (11/15/09 6:06 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	cindidindi76 wrote: I think that maybe the producers could save themselves some time though, by hiding it in his shoe or under his pillow?" Something tells me he's going to have a hard time getting himself alone to look from here on out, though. The big bad scheming strategist is about to be taken down a few pegs. When he gets humbled, he might actually evolve into a decent human being and take the initiative to contain the chaos. Hell, he might even get that all-important deciding vote for his troubles. Jurors love a tale of evolution.
Dr Will Hatch two point oh		#525	[-]
Posts: 9571 (11/15/09 6:11 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	aboutbreakingrules wrote: Dictatorship wrote: It seriously drains all the fun out of the game. I honestly think pagongings are more exciting than this rigged idol crap. In that case, Thailand is your dream season. The Lord and Master did it all without any get-out-of-jail-free cards. Put those two in the same season and I guarantee you, Brian H will make dog toast out of the runt. AMEN!
token lunatic		#526	[-]
Posts: 27835 (11/15/09 7:49 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	About that rig: Evidently the crew think Russell's a troll too, b/c otherwise why would they hide the idol under a bridge.
JaniTholeMyDolly		#527	[-]
Posts: 9805 (11/15/09 10:15 PM) Dicked....by Evel that is Reply Quote More Recent Posts	SuperJude wrote: JaniTholeMyDolly wrote: I hope Bigfoot helps Russell find the next idol behind the grassy knoll, next to DB Coopers parachute and lodged up Jimmy Hoffas hairy ass. I hope they got the people who faked the Moon Landing out of retirement for this episode, it could be epic. -SJ™ "That's one small idol for Russell, one giant leap for Foa Foa."
Riliss		#528	[-]
Posts: 6200 (11/15/09 11:47 PM) Ugly on the inside Reply Quote More Recent Posts	JaniTholeMyDolly wrote: SuperJude wrote: JaniTholeMyDolly wrote: I hope Bigfoot helps Russell find the next idol behind the grassy knoll, next to DB Coopers parachute and lodged up Jimmy Hoffas hairy ass. I hope they got the people who faked the Moon Landing out of retirement for this episode, it could be epic. -SJ™ "That's one small idol for Russell, one giant leap for Foa Foa." Remember when Russell flew a plane into the twin towers?
Shion is Queen		#529	[-]
Posts: 931 (11/16/09 2:15 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Phuz1 wrote: Dictatorship wrote: I HONESTLY think You don't honestly do anything. You're a lying sack of shit who said he'd be gone for the rest of this season. Why the fuck are you staining Sucks with your tear-soaked presence? And you don't think. Ever. You just let your fingers shit on a keyboard. Phuz, if I told you that I loved you unconditionally, would you tell me to fuck off and go to LTS?
SuperJude		#530	[-]
Posts: 15048 (11/16/09 3:34 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	token lunatic wrote: About that rig: Evidently the crew think Russell's a troll too, b/c otherwise why would they hide the idol under a bridge. Too true. At leats those lazy fucks hiding the idol have a sense of humor, it seems. -SJ™
JaniTholeMyDolly		#531	[-]
Posts: 9814 (11/16/09 7:00 AM) Dicked....by Evel that is Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Dr Will Hatch two point oh wrote: aboutbreakingrules wrote: Dictatorship wrote: It seriously drains all the fun out of the game. I honestly think pagongings are more exciting than this rigged idol crap. In that case, Thailand is your dream season. The Lord and Master did it all without any get-out-of-jail-free cards. Put those two in the same season and I guarantee you, Brian H will make dog toast out of the runt. AMEN! Did he really wear this? Or is he a pimp for Halloween? That is the most ridiculous thing I have ever seen. Tim Gunn would drop dead if he saw this.
Shion is Queen		#532	[-]
Posts: 935 (11/16/09 2:56 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Admittedly, Heidik isn't the lord and master of fashion sense.
Riliss		#533	[-]
Posts: 6203 (11/16/09 3:02 PM) Ugly on the inside Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Even though it's not really that funny, I can't help but laugh a little bit when I think about how he shot a puppy with a bow and arrow.
Lexxan		#534	[-]
Posts: 207 (11/16/09 3:17 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Riliss wrote: Even though it's not really that funny, I can't help but laugh a little bit when I think about how he shot a puppy with a bow and arrow. You're pretty amusing... In a "what the HELL is wrong with you" kind of way.
SuperJude		#535	[-]
Posts: 15069 (11/16/09 8:34 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I dunno I thought it was funny too and have cracked as many possible Heidik and the Bow & Arrow jokes as possible over the years. Lord and Master and what not. You have to admit, shooting a puppy with a bow and arrow is a pretty obscure thing to do in this day and age, especially when you are a millionaire former soft porn star and Survivor winner who gets beat up by his wife. -SJ™
aboutbreakingrules		#536	[-]
Posts: 816 (11/17/09 4:13 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	And while we're on that subject, there's one other noteworthy comparison: Chris Daugherty. Yeah, the dude in the red wife beater, the one penis left in the vagina house. Left for dead by six broads, without hidden immunity or an auction weapon or anyone in his original alliance. This guy was a true revolutionary. Baldy wouldn't last three seconds against him.
cindidindi76		#537	[-]
Posts: 20528 (11/17/09 6:40 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Lol at "true revolutionary".
River50		#538	[-]
Posts: 250 (11/17/09 7:42 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Well I have to admit, this dictator person knows how to keep a thread alive. What's the secret? Threatening to boardicide?
caseydillas		#539	[-]
Posts: 63 (11/17/09 11:46 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	And while we're on that subject, there's one other noteworthy comparison: Chris Daugherty. Yeah, the dude in the red wife beater, the one penis left in the vagina house. Left for dead by six broads, without hidden immunity or an auction weapon or anyone in his original alliance. This guy was a true revolutionary. Any male with the good sense to keep his mouth shut could have made F2 in that season. Chris was just lucky enough to stumble into a stereotype. The Micronesia ladies would have game-raped him so hard he'd have later described the experience as something akin to that famous Vietnamese war photo of that girl running naked, napalmed, down the street. Pwnd.
agent2424		#540	[-]
Posts: 4702 (11/18/09 12:53 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	To solve the whole Hidden Imunity Idol thing... they should do it the same way they did in Survivor Guatemala.... Hide it and the only clue they get is if it's on the ground or not... a clue that can help a little bit but not much.... I mean it took them a few days to find it in Survivor 11.... and nowadays it takes minutes to find it...

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