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BortBort		#141	[-]
Posts: 1511 (11/18/09 06:23 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Warning: Ads are closer than they appear. Remove this ad I feel like we are all in agreeance that Tom was a great contestant that played a near flawless game. This is like some ebony and ivory shit, straights and gays can live together in perfect harmony! Everybody hold hands and feel the looooooooooooooooooooooove. No sarcasm intended.
SuperJude		#142	[-]
Posts: 15089 (11/18/09 06:40 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	BortBort wrote: I feel like we are all in agreeance that Tom was a great contestant that played a near flawless game. This is like some ebony and ivory shit, straights and gays can live together in perfect harmony! Everybody hold hands and feel the looooooooooooooooooooooove. No sarcasm intended. Save for the fact that I joined after Palau and this place was nothing but "Tom Sucks" " Katie Is Fat" and "Coby Pay Attention To Me" posts with a recrap and chop thrown in for good measure. I never got the Tom hate other than people here will root for the lamest motherfuckers so it stands to reason they would root against greatness. Let's not forget there was a time I was taken to task for thinking Todd was a great player... -SJ™
Mikester		#143	[-]
Posts: 7835 (11/18/09 07:05 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	SuperJude wrote: Mikester wrote: ZombieLinda wrote: lol @ the notion that people mainly hated tom and terry because they represented CONSERVATIVE FAMILY VALUES ikr? Like there's NO OTHER POSSIBLE REASON that anyone could dislike Terry or Tom. STOP fucking lumping Tom together with fake ass Terry. I'm sick of the contrived bullshit that you pussy, non-alpha types perpetrate. Tom was a Survivor GOD, one of the greatest winners ever, a monster in both social game and challenges. The only reason people disliked Tom here is because they are contrary assholes who bitch about literally every and anything. They are weak minded subservients who couldn't stand the nice guy/macho Tom who represented every popular male figure in their lives that never acknowledged them. Terry won some challenges and was responsible for WHAAAAAMBULANCE being on national television. -SJ™ I LIKED Tom. The point that was being made was the middle-aged males are not liked by the majority of gays on this board and since Tom and Terry are both middle-aged males, they get grouped together.
BortBort		#144	[-]
Posts: 1512 (11/18/09 07:10 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Hmmm I joined during Gabon so must have missed most of the Todd hate. I dont quite get how you can hate him...he clearly played the best game that season (and was probably one of three or four people actually playing at all) The more I think about it, the more I feel Palau was a pretty darn good season. As fucking useless as Katie was, she was fucking hilarious. Coby had some good moments (even if he has done all but destroyed his image with his appearances on Sucks). Stephenie had her "inspirational" storyline. Angie was one of the mest pre merge boots ever. Gregg played a pretty strong game. Ian was a great contestant (until he quit, which could be attributed to Tom's strong gameplay). Even invisible Jenn had a bit of a storyline (at least one that Brett and Kelly would have died for). Off topic, but Palau just makes me think how bad the last few seasons have been...
SuperJude		#145	[-]
Posts: 15090 (11/18/09 07:27 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	People treated Todd like they have Russell: Because he is animated in confessional and thought highly of himself (and let's be honest here, because the fake spoilers said Amanda wins) people acted as if he was OTT, lame or whatever. I remember because my Todd thread started off as "Fuck the haters, Go Todd" or something similar. Mikester, sorry I just get touchy about the comparisons. I ALWAYS felt Terry was overrated and have despised how you can't mention TOM without TERRY (not YOU, I meant more in general how those 2 names seem to come up together quite a bit). Come to think of it, Russell may actually be the first true Macho/Alpha/Older Male type cast since Terry. Weird. -SJ™
caseydillas		#146	[-]
Posts: 64 (11/18/09 07:27 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	If your house was burning Tom would carry you to safety in his warm embrace and brush the soot from your cheek with his thumb and tell you its all going to be okay even though you're lying on the street in your superman undies and charred pages from your hardcore beastial erotica collection are descending on your neighbors yard like little horse cock snowflakes <3 On topic: Laura and Russell taking turns foiling each other is the best thing to happen to this show since forever. How they feel about young gentlemen bumming each other is irrelevant to the sheer epicness of this shit. Also, if Monica slipped her hand into Laura's undercrackers she'd fucking love it. LOVE IT!
ShiAnnsWedgie		#147	[-]
Posts: 1773 (11/18/09 07:43 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts
BortBort		#148	[-]
Posts: 1513 (11/18/09 07:58 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	caseydillas wrote: Also, if Monica slipped her hand into Laura's undercrackers she'd fucking love it. LOVE IT! And the half a dozen straight guys at Sucks would do something like this:
PeachessandCreeams		#149	[-]
Posts: 10322 (11/18/09 10:39 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Yeaster wrote: STOP fucking lumping Tom together with fake ass Terry. I'm sick of the contrived bullshit that you pussy, non-alpha types perpetrate. Tom was a Survivor GOD, one of the greatest winners ever, a monster in both social game and challenges. The only reason people disliked Tom here is because they are contrary assholes who bitch about literally every and anything. They are weak minded subservients who couldn't stand the nice guy/macho Tom who represented every popular male figure in their lives that never acknowledged them. Terry won some challenges and was responsible for WHAAAAAMBULANCE being on national television. -SJ™ Amen. Long live Tominator. I don't get the relation or connection of homosexuality to Laura. If you like Laura, you're gay. If you're gay, you like Laura. There's clearly no other reason anyone else could like her, and if you're gay, there's obviously no one else you could possibly root for. Liking Laura seems to correlate with deep, dark insecurities and feelings of oppression. Going after Russell, a heterosexual white male, obviously the superior race and gender, represents our struggle for acceptance and freedom. Oh but wait, supposedly she hates guys. So liking her means we really hate ourselves. We should only root for straight white men. Not white women, not black women, and especially not old hags. Guys? She hates GUYS now? WTH? Laura!!! That's so unChristian!!!
WylDawg		#150	[-]
Posts: 20958 (11/18/09 11:37 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Warning: Ads are closer than they appear. Remove this ad Tom and Terry ARE constantly grouped in the same category here. Some of the more rational posters see the clear difference between the two of them but most vapid fanboys see them as evil twins.
gretchensucks		#151	[-]
Posts: 875 (11/18/09 11:56 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	astroline wrote: You wouldn't say any of this shit to my face in real life, so why the fuck should I? As a fellow Mo...I pretty much have to agree with the thread starter. It'd be like supporting Sarah Palin on the celebrity version...(which given the direction of her political career is a distinct possibility). You're free to like who you want, but I don't fucking get it. I realize someone like Russ may be a homophobe too (but I don't know this). At least he's nice to the dyke on the show, and he didn't make a FUCKING CAREER OUT OF DENYING HOMOS CIVIL RIGHTS like that skank Laura! I can't wait to see the bigoted bitch get pwned!
novaya		#152	[-]
Posts: 1128 (11/18/09 11:57 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	lol @ this thread. Gays aren't a monolithic bloc. I was a strong Democrat, supported Hillary, supported Palin (pre- her nomination for VP), and now am basically like "Ew. Eff the Democratic party." All of this POLITICAL ~PROJECTION~ onto Laura. Good gravy. Why not, y'know, direct all of this political anger at the gays who continue to support this Democratically controlled Congress and the Democratic "Hope and Change" President when they don't do anything FOR gay rights? Nah. Instead call gays who are ok with conservatives "Uncle Toms" and project it onto a reality TV contestant of all people. Christ. I've received more vitriol in my life from liberals when I say I voted Republican in 2008 (about 1 year) than I EVER have from conservatives when I tell them I'm gay or bring my boyfriends around (about 8 years). This thread is just so </3
ThrowMeGabon		#153	[-]
Posts: 917 (11/18/09 12:03 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Any homosexual who supports either major political party doesn't know enough about major political parties. Then again, same could be said for almost everyone.
gretchensucks		#154	[-]
Posts: 877 (11/18/09 12:04 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	novaya wrote: lol @ this thread. Gays aren't a monolithic bloc. I was a strong Democrat, supported Hillary, supported Palin (pre- her nomination for VP), and now am basically like "Ew. Eff the Democratic party." All of this POLITICAL ~PROJECTION~ onto Laura. Good gravy. Why not, y'know, direct all of this political anger at the gays who continue to support this Democratically controlled Congress and the Democratic "Hope and Change" President when they don't do anything FOR gay rights? Nah. Instead call gays who are ok with conservatives "Uncle Toms" and project it onto a reality TV contestant of all people. Christ. I've received more vitriol in my life from liberals when I say I voted Republican in 2008 (about 1 year) than I EVER have from conservatives when I tell them I'm gay or bring my boyfriends around (about 8 years). This thread is just so </3 As a Mo who said fuck the Democratic Party a while ago I can see your basic premise. I'm anti-party in general. But I mean come on, Laura's more than just a fucking Republican. Read her bio man. She's a lobbyist for the religious right.
tomash		#155	[-]
Posts: 1695 (11/18/09 12:19 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	gretchensucks wrote: As a fellow Mo...I pretty much have to agree with the thread starter. It'd be like supporting Sarah Palin on the celebrity version...(which given the direction of her political career is a distinct possibility). If they ever do a celeb Survivor (god forbid), Sarah Palin needs to be a part of it! She'd bring the laffos for sure.
SuperJude		#156	[-]
Posts: 15095 (11/18/09 12:19 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	We haven't even gotten into the fact that she seems against women's rights as well as evidenced by here statement to Russell where she said she didn't think women should be ministers, only men. One step away from Burkhas and Bombs, this one. -SJ™
ThrowMeGabon		#157	[-]
Posts: 919 (11/18/09 12:23 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Totally agreed SJ. It's the most fucked up thing I've heard from any Christian on the show. It comes from 1 Corinthians, but most believers pretend it doesn't exist or apply: 1 Corinthians 14:34-35 Women should remain silent in the churches. They are not allowed to speak, but must be in submission, as the Law says. If they want to inquire about something, they should ask their own husbands at home; for it is disgraceful for a woman to speak in the church.
novaya		#158	[-]
Posts: 1129 (11/18/09 12:23 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	tomash wrote: If they ever do a celeb Survivor (god forbid), Sarah Palin needs to be a part of it! She'd bring the laffos for sure. Why? Sarah Palin would be like, the next food catching fan favo. She would know how to hunt, fish, gut fish, be used to the cold and the elements... she'd be the ULTIMATE Survivor.
tomash		#159	[-]
Posts: 1696 (11/18/09 12:25 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Well I'm assuming Levi Johnston and some crazy liberals would be on her tribe too.
gretchensucks		#160	[-]
Posts: 878 (11/18/09 12:26 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Warning: Ads are closer than they appear. Remove this ad novaya wrote: tomash wrote: If they ever do a celeb Survivor (god forbid), Sarah Palin needs to be a part of it! She'd bring the laffos for sure. Why? Sarah Palin would be like, the next food catching fan favo. She would know how to hunt, fish, gut fish, be used to the cold and the elements... she'd be the ULTIMATE Survivor. Not according to Levi. Apparently the bitch can't shoot as well as she pretends. I bet she'd be toast quick.

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