Look at that BITCHFACE. When I saw Christiane in the cast reveal I was so excited for her to be an angry, angry woman. I mean, her hometown is COTE D'IVOIRE. Tragically, Christiane was bland, friendly, and storyline free. First boots on Project Runway always have a hugely doubtful edit. "I don't like my piece, I hope I survive, etc." Christiane says basically two things during the premiere: several variations on the fact that she's "all about color" and "I think I have a great chance to win this challenge." Snore.
That said I have really high hopes for this season. Anthony, Janeane, and Ping all immediately jumped out as big, old school esque characters, and a bunch of those who were more UTR this week feel like they're about to break out similarly (Jonathan, Maya, and Pam especially all give off ENORMOUS amounts of bitch vibes). This is as opposed to last season where I enjoyed the premiere immensely but could tell that the air in the room would leave with Mitchell.













