OK, like I get sex is supposed to be a healthy part of a marriage, its important, all that jazz. I dont care if my parents are doing it, but like seriously its
completely obvious when they are gonna do it, and its pretty much a fucking schedule. Sometimes I have shit to do like homework, or posting here, and the
computer is right next to their bedroom. How do you tactfully ask your parents to not have sex so you can do your work and you rather not have to listen to
them going at it? I try doing the music and headphones thing, but doesnt always work.
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Posts: 1510 (11/18/09 11:28 PM) |
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jessica has spoken |
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Posts: 7375 (11/18/09 11:29 PM) Registered User |
Tactful?!?!?
Just scream I'M TRYING TO DO HOMEWORK HERE HELLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOO |
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BentMeat |
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Posts: 128 (11/18/09 11:33 PM) |
Yell through the wall "Mommy! Is Daddy hurting you?"
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Posts: 1511 (11/18/09 11:34 PM) |
I'm exactly in the best position to yell at them, plus I have 2 younger brothers I'd rather not traumatize. One's all ready found a condom wrapper
and KY so he doesn't need anything else to add to that list.
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ImCrushingYourHead |
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Posts: 5026 (11/19/09 12:57 AM) Registered user |
What position are you in?
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TAR Addict |
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Posts: 1512 (11/19/09 1:02 AM) |
The whole like sucking at life cause im always on the computer, your wasting your life, so on and so forth. They'd tell me i shoulda done it earlier.
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jgabler |
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Posts: 4508 (11/19/09 4:08 AM) Registered User |
You should be glad she's putting out for your Dad.
At least there's less of a chance of him leaving you all for someone only a few years older than you, who you may eventually have to call 'Mom'. |
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PassionatePiscesMan |
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Posts: 8785 (11/19/09 7:43 AM) Registered User |
Take pics and hang them on the kitchen wall
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Powers |
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Posts: 6564 (11/19/09 7:44 AM) Lazy slob |
Walk in on them pretending to have a question about your homework.
That'll cure 'em. |
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Posts: 5102 (11/19/09 7:48 AM) Registered user |
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SmrtAss |
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Posts: 8020 (11/19/09 7:52 AM) Lazy ass bitch, please |
Have loud sex in your room in order to give them a taste of their own medicine.
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Posts: 35023 (11/19/09 7:53 AM) Sexy asshole |
every morning after you hear them going at it, just say; "God told me in a dream i was going to get a baby brother or sister".
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Meanpeoplesuck1 |
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Posts: 5104 (11/19/09 7:55 AM) Registered user |
Y'all are cracking me up this morning.
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annie normas butt |
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Posts: 5350 (11/19/09 7:59 AM) Registered user |
PassionatePiscesMan wrote: X
Refridgerator art and best diet plan ever |
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finger poppin fun |
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Posts: 986 (11/19/09 8:03 AM) |
Hold a loudspeaker against the door.
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Cleofuss |
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Posts: 3522 (11/19/09 8:11 AM) |
Google a porn soundtrack and play it with the speakers turned way up. Once they hear the bow-chicka-bow-bow maybe they'll get the hint.
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Bonestripper |
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Posts: 1872 (11/19/09 8:14 AM) |
At dinner just casually say "Damm Dad you gave it to mom good last night"
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meatball77 |
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Posts: 13598 (11/19/09 8:41 AM) Registered user |
Go downstairs.
Be glad your parents are fucking eachother and not off spending your college fund on their divorce |
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zippityboomboom |
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Posts: 9361 (11/19/09 8:41 AM) Registered User |
I'm pretty sure your parents paid for that computer as well as the house you live in. If you don't like it, go elsewhere.
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squashthebeef |
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Posts: 23508 (11/19/09 9:32 AM) super badass |
Tell them when they start paying for the house they can treat it like a their own personal fuck den, but as long as you are paying the bills there is going to
be some propriety around here.
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Zzunk |
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Posts: 6491 (11/19/09 9:42 AM) Registered User |
Just tell your teacher that you couldn't complete the homework because of your parents ruin your concentration by moaning too loud.
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