Easiest thing in the world.
Buy 'em romantic getaways everytime you have homework or posting that's gotta be done.
Buy 'em romantic getaways everytime you have homework or posting that's gotta be done.
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Questions to Married Sucksters w/Children
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Posts: 7178 (11/19/09 9:50 AM) Registered User |
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TequilaVaquero |
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Posts: 4883 (11/19/09 11:06 AM) Registered User |
Tell them you masturbate to the sounds of them having sex.
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Remington Steele |
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Posts: 2810 (11/19/09 11:09 AM) |
Blackmail them with the video from hidden cameras.
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worstdog |
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Posts: 4581 (11/19/09 11:09 AM) Registered user |
Wait til the extended family is gathered around the table on Thanksgiving and announce "Gee, Dad you were sure giving it to Mom hard and fast on Tuesday!
Better load up on the protein, TIGER!!"
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El Bingo Gringo |
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Posts: 3992 (11/19/09 12:08 PM) Registered User |
Do they say things like "Plug", "Rim", or "Midget"?
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 pussycow |
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Posts: 5870 (11/19/09 2:44 PM) |
Bonestripper wrote: "Dad, I think you were a little hard on the beaver last night" |
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Dharmit |
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Posts: 12149 (11/19/09 2:53 PM) Registered user |
Why is this a question for married parents? Plenty of unmarried people have sex when their kids are in the house. What about roommates? They hear each other
having sex too. Plenty of people could have an opinion on this subject.
Oh.. and what is the question exactly? How do you tell your parents you hear them having sex? Is it really that hard to say, "Mom, Dad, when I'm on the computer I can hear everything happening in your room?" They'll know what you mean and they will either tell you to fuck off or go to your room next time. Unless you really enjoy listening, just get up and walk away. |
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Elwayfan |
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Posts: 1521 (11/19/09 2:59 PM) |
TequilaVaquero wrote:ugh so wrong. |
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ScruffyGuy |
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Posts: 11392 (11/19/09 3:02 PM) Registered User |
I'd like everyone take just a brief moment to imagine their Mom or Dad masturbating alone.
Just do it. |
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worstdog |
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Posts: 4582 (11/19/09 3:25 PM) Registered user |
ScruffyGuy wrote: I hate you. |
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ImCrushingYourHead |
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Posts: 5033 (11/19/09 3:27 PM) Registered user |
Evil.
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dottstar |
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Posts: 965 (11/19/09 4:25 PM) Registered User |
I'd say get used to it. Good practice for when you are out in the world and realize that someone's getting it one in the supply closet or the office.
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TAR Addict |
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Posts: 1514 (11/19/09 4:33 PM) |
OK to the whole divorce thing, yeah we almost went through that, weeks of hell. Its been like 2 months of on an off make up sex. Personally, I wish my mom
would have left him, but nothing I can do.
Well, like I said, its their business, but doing it when they know me and/or my brothers are awake and in the next room, that makes me mad and uncomfortable. My parents are pretty uptight and conservative about this kinda shit, so I ned to know how I should approach the topic without giving them a heart attack or them sending me to a psyche ward. |
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BlackCatTux |
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Posts: 2745 (11/19/09 4:59 PM) Registered user |
Ask them to move the computer. When they ask why, tell them that when you are doing homework on the computer you feel like you are eavesdropping on them and
that it embarrasses you. Just telling them will embarrass you and make you blush and stuff which is good. They will see how uncomfortable it
makes you and will probably readily agree.
Do not ask or expect the computer to be moved to your room. It needs to stay in a common area, just not right next door to their bedroom. |
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TAR Addict |
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Posts: 1515 (11/19/09 6:05 PM) |
Thank you BlackCatTux, that's reasonable and less embarrassing than just saying please stop. And I don't expect, or want, the computer anywhere in my
room. Its not worth it to have my family consistently by or in my room.
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Dr Will Hatch two point oh |
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Posts: 9614 (11/19/09 6:13 PM) Registered user |
Hire Beetlejuice to get rid of them.
Or you could just talk to them about it. Jeez. |
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- In Memory, 9/11/01
